Throwing AV grenades at dropsuits = "Please think this is a locus!"

I'm a woman, you are supposed to be MIND READERS, okay? I am not obligated to communicate how I feel about you stealing my dropship. How dare you not intuitively know what I am thinking at this exact moment?



Stereotypes aside, I usually have my mic on. If the other guy doesn't have voice enabled and he's doing something stupid like stealing and/or crashing my dropship, I murder him 100 times... inside my head. Then I get over it, because whatever.

repeated melee bludgeoning when a blue dot stands in front of me while i'm looking down the scope of my sniper rifle = "move, f***wit, you're blocking my shot"

random melee attack while running at the start of the match = "tag, you're it"

Yes, swannee, I see where you're coming from. And I don't actually do this to every dropship, just did this to a squad mate back in the day when I didn't have a mic yet.

Riding on top of a tank is a parody of the song "I'm on a boat!"

Sometime I melee attack a wall or a structure in order to convey the message "Would you like a melee duel, oh honorable opp *PEWPEWPEW!* ..."
Red overlay.
Sad music.

Language barriers, language barriers everywhere!

How do I tell someone "OVER THERE, OBLIVIOUS ONE!" when I'm using my logi fit with a mass driver?

and the 4th most popular one: taking cover on the ground==I know I lost a contact lens around here somewhere, Oww why did he stab me with that needle?

I think shooting "over there" would work or pointing with your needle ?

Shooting at a vehicle: get out of my vehicle you just stole.

In EVE that would mean, "I'm a spy on an alt account!"

But in DUST, maybe " give me cookies!"

Sometime I melee attack a wall or a structure in order to convey the message "Would you like a melee duel, oh honorable opp *PEWPEWPEW!* ..."
Red overlay.
Sad music.

Language barriers, language barriers everywhere!

This topic is one of my fav now, but I'll move us to The Locker Room :)

I'm a woman, you are supposed to be MIND READERS, okay? I am not obligated to communicate how I feel about you stealing my dropship. How dare you not intuitively know what I am thinking at this exact moment?



Stereotypes aside, I usually have my mic on. If the other guy doesn't have voice enabled and he's doing something stupid like stealing and/or crashing my dropship, I murder him 100 times... inside my head. Then I get over it, because whatever.

On the off chance that i have a drop ship out on the field, just shoot in the direction that you wanna go...ill figure it out. Otherwise just jump out when i am high up and let the momentum get you there. i always have mic on, but raley in team chat.

Another non vocal dropship command ..... ship on fire = press cirlce

I knew there we're Unicorns in Dust just happy to see one is also a GM, are there rainbows and ponies too?

I think the blue guy following me has a jam on his gun (doesn't like taking his finger off the trigger) because he emptied 3 clips into the back of my head before I returned fire causing him to realize that Ambush doesn't mean Free-For-All.

repair tool locked and feeding armor == hold still/take cover/shoot the guy killing me before you get us both killed [:lol:]

defend order == quick run away from that guy he's in trouble they'll get you too if you stay near him *Sarcasm*

stealing a blue vehicle==I don't like blowing up my own stuff

and the 4th most popular one: taking cover on the ground==I know I lost a contact lens around here somewhere, Oww why did he stab me with that needle?

So how do some of you non-mic people communicate when you need to? Without the chat feature that is. Thus far what I've seen is;

Friendly Melee Attack = I'm out of ammo

Jump = Thank you (one jump is fine btw, 2 jumps somehow makes every enemy zero in on you like its a challenge)

Two quick assault rifle bursts = Look over there

Friendly rifle burst followed by crouch = "You, stay here"