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undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:03:00 -
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Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:04:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime.
May I ask how the decepticons came to be? |
Scalesdini
Universal Allies Inc.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:04:00 -
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I am intrigued by your story and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:06:00 -
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Chuck norris built the house he was born in. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:07:00 -
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Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. May I ask how the decepticons came to be?
William Shatner. ... need I say more? |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:08:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. May I ask how the decepticons came to be? William Shatner. ... need I say more?
Lol, no, no need. |
GoD-NoVa
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:08:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Chuck norris built the house he was born in.
this was more funny than the OP |
Panther Alpha
Blueberries United
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:09:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. May I ask how the decepticons came to be? William Shatner. ... need I say more?
YES.....i don't understand what you mean... be more specific. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:11:00 -
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Chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:13:00 -
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Chuck norris visited the virgin islands...when he left, they were just called the islands |
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undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:17:00 -
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When chuck norris has sex he is always on top.... chuck norris never fucks up. |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:17:00 -
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When god said, "let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "say please." |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:21:00 -
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Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:23:00 -
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Lop this thread will be epic.
GM's please let this continue for like 1 hour.
Its making my sides hurt. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:25:00 -
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Chuck norris is curently in a legal battle with the makers of bubble tape. Norris claims that "6 feet of fun" is actually the trade mark for his penise. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:25:00 -
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Chuck norris can believe it's not butter |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
854
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:28:00 -
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
130
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:29:00 -
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Chuck Norris was actually the 4th wise man, he have Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus loved this gift so much that he wore it all through out his adult life and even to his death. The other 3 wise men were so outraged with this that they had Chuck Norris written out of the bible.
Two weeks later all 3 wise men died from mysterious roundhouse kicks to the head. The mystery has never been solved. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:30:00 -
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Chuck norris does not sleep. He waits..... |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
484
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:30:00 -
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. |
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
484
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:30:00 -
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Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:31:00 -
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This is going to be the best thread all day.... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:31:00 -
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:33:00 -
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gbghg wrote:On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
HAH!!!! |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
130
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
217
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afriad to move. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
485
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. |
Panther Alpha
Blueberries United
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris once kicked himself in the face.
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
485
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:35:00 -
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
130
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:35:00 -
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Chuck Norris CAN decide by Zero |
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The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
130
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
217
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:38:00 -
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:38:00 -
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
131
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:39:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he actually pushes the earth down. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:40:00 -
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Chuck norris was originally casted as the star of 24. The producers removed him from the show when he killed every terrorist in exactly 12 minutes and 39 seconds.... |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
855
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:41:00 -
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:42:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:43:00 -
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Small hairs from chuck norris' s beard armpits and ass are woven into what we know today as 550 cord. |
Kane Fyea
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
76
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
I'll just leave this here..... |
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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
728
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
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Bruce Lee whipped his ass. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
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Imperfects arent good, we just have chuck norris on our side
(Sry i couldnt help it) |
Gunner Nightingale
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
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Chuck norris tears cure cancer..too bad chuck norris doesn't cry |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:47:00 -
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I'm using this 
http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Chuck_Norris_jokes |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:48:00 -
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:48:00 -
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Berserker007 wrote:Imperfects arent good, we just have chuck norris on our side
(Sry i couldnt help it)
lol +1 |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:48:00 -
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The imperfects are like herpes.... you think they are gone but they come back more inflamed and angry than before... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:49:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:The imperfects are like herpes.... you think they are gone but they come back more inflamed and angry than before...
 LMAO |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
856
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:59:00 -
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This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:04:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes.
They came... they saw.... they ****** it up for everyone... |
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Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
589
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:05:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes.
Can you say, imperfects stole thread? I bet here in abit it will just go on and on.
Chuck Norris sneezed and created the imperfects, he wiped us on his bedroom wall and deemed us Demi Gods. |
DJINN Marauder
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
265
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:12:00 -
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Death once had a " Near Chuck Norris" experience |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
491
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:12:00 -
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chuck norris tried to play dust, but gave up after the lack of challenge from the imperfects. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:14:00 -
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Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes. Can you say, imperfects stole thread? I bet here in abit it will just go on and on. Chuck Norris sneezed and created the imperfects, he wiped us on his bedroom wall and deemed us Demi Gods.
Chuck Norris sharted, and wiped his a$$, creating every other corp |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:15:00 -
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gbghg wrote:chuck norris tried to play dust, but gave up after the lack of challenge from the imperfects.
Lol plus 1 |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
590
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:17:00 -
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Berserker007 wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes. Can you say, imperfects stole thread? I bet here in abit it will just go on and on. Chuck Norris sneezed and created the imperfects, he wiped us on his bedroom wall and deemed us Demi Gods. Chuck Norris sharted, and wiped his a$$, creating every other corp
Chuck Norris shed a tear and named it Mr. Zitro |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
286
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:53:00 -
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Jesus can walk on water,
but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land. |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
286
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:56:00 -
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Chuck Norris once won a skirmish by pointing at the MCC and saying "bang". |
Indy Strizer
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
54
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:12:00 -
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Wow.
I can't believe Chuck Norris jokes are still funny and these rumors are still around.
If he really was so tough, he'd slam my head in my keyboajm,kjmjkjkjmjjjjjuj |
KryptixX
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
334
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:20:00 -
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Chuck Norris Chuck Norris'd Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Chuck Norris'd. |
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James TrendalI
BetaMax.
5
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:32:00 -
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How many wood chucks can chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood? Chuck norris ran out of wood so he made some more with a paper clip and is still finding out today.
(Yes very bad i know) |
Disturbingly Bored
Universal Allies Inc.
104
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:35:00 -
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Once a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris. After five days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
229
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:40:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
were do you come up with this stuff
also, who is chuck norris? |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
229
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:41:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&site=&source=hp&q=chuck+norris&oq=chuck+n&gs_l=hp.1.0.0l10.1227.2632.0.4153.7.5.0.2.2.0.127.552.0j5.5.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.5.hp.wo0MR8crJZY
HA! |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
229
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:44:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
I'll just leave this here.....
lol |
Wolverine Canus
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
19
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:51:00 -
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. |
Dalton Smithe
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
56
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:17:00 -
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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
595
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:27:00 -
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Chuck Norris holds the world record of strongest pimp back hand ***** slap |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
200
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:41:00 -
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Its still going.... |
Nuclear Assault
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
0
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:48:00 -
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Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by uppercuting a horse! |
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aden slayer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
407
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:51:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't have sex.
All he do is laugh and a baby appears in a pool of kittens. |
IRuby Heart
DIOS EX.
383
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:52:00 -
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Scientist once believed a Meteor Destroyed the Dinosaurs. Recent discovery has shown that, that Meteorite was actually the Egg containing Chuck Norris. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
190
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:55:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not approve of the periodic table as it does not account for the element of surprise. |
mike deltore wyvern
FIREFLY ATLANTIS ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED
TACNET
19
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Posted - 2013.03.04 04:08:00 -
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If chuck Norris jumped into dust and faced all the dust players and corps at the same time....then we are so fk'd.... |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
164
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Posted - 2013.03.04 04:18:00 -
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In Dust 514, there was once a vehicle type named after Chuck Norris. However, it was renamed, because you don't fire a swarm launcher at Chuck Norris and live. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
205
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Posted - 2013.03.04 04:58:00 -
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The devs must be having too many lol's reading this.... im surprised they haven't locked it. Devs feel free to post a chuck norris joke... |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
190
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Posted - 2013.03.04 05:07:00 -
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Chuck Norris gets caught in the middle of an orbital bombardment.
When does he take damage?
SOONtm. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
831
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Posted - 2013.03.04 09:22:00 -
[78] - Quote
Moving from General Discussions to the Locker Room. |
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Panther Alpha
Blueberries United
77
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Posted - 2013.03.04 10:51:00 -
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Chuck Norris is planing to do one more movie ;
The Dragon Strikes Back
Staring - Jackie Chan as "Bruce Lee" |
GetShotUp
UnReaL.
87
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Posted - 2013.03.04 11:23:00 -
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This thread is hilarious |
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skinn trayde
On The Brink
90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 12:15:00 -
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Chuck Norris...
...the only man to redline an opposing team in Skirmish solo...
...suffering no clone loss...
...using just melee attacks
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Fingal Senga
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
17
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Posted - 2013.03.04 19:09:00 -
[82] - Quote
Chuck Norris let the dogs out......... |
XANDER KAG
Crimson Wings Brigade
17
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Posted - 2013.03.04 19:21:00 -
[83] - Quote
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist. |
Hunter Junko
WARRIORS 1NC
46
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Posted - 2013.03.04 22:36:00 -
[84] - Quote
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia,
Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,
Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
166
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Posted - 2013.03.04 23:28:00 -
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When Chuck Norris sneezes on Earth, EvE gate opens and collapses three times in a row.
At the same time, every district on every planet in every system in every region in entire New Eden experiences constant orbital bombardments.
For 15 minutes straight. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1076
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Posted - 2013.03.04 23:38:00 -
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skinn trayde wrote:Chuck Norris...
...the only man to redline an opposing team in Skirmish solo...
...suffering no clone loss...
...using just melee attacks
Chuck Norris once clone counted the enemy team by telling the red MCC to fly into the redzone. |
Oyaeh BadFurry
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.05 02:07:00 -
[87] - Quote
Chuck norris do,s not play the game dust 514....... he is the game ! |
Oyaeh BadFurry
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.05 02:09:00 -
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when Chuck norris joins a mach he round kicks the other MCC and wins....." enemy MCC destroyed" |
Cashern X
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2013.03.05 03:54:00 -
[89] - Quote
Oyaeh BadFurry wrote:when Chuck norris joins a mach he round kicks the other MCC and wins....." enemy MCC destroyed"
lol what is this your 9th alt now? Try not to get banned again, ok. |
Oyaeh BadFurry
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.05 04:48:00 -
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Cashern X wrote:Oyaeh BadFurry wrote:when Chuck norris joins a mach he round kicks the other MCC and wins....." enemy MCC destroyed" lol what is this your 9th alt now? Try not to get banned again, ok.
they dont all have bad furry in the name. |
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Exmaple Core
UnReaL.
146
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Posted - 2013.03.05 06:49:00 -
[91] - Quote
I think the devs should post in here |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
167
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Posted - 2013.03.05 13:23:00 -
[92] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:When Chuck Norris sneezes on Earth, EvE gate opens and collapses three times in a row.
At the same time, every district on every planet in every system in every region in entire New Eden experiences constant orbital bombardments.
For 15 minutes straight.
Can anyone guess why do we all still live and fight?  |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
302
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Posted - 2013.03.06 07:05:00 -
[93] - Quote
There is no daily downtime, just an hour where Chuck Norris repeatedly kills every player inside their merc quarters. |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
220
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Posted - 2013.03.06 14:40:00 -
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Chuck Norris always starts a match at the ground spawn, after causing minor volcanic activity from jumping out of the MCC |
letsroll1234
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
3
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Posted - 2013.03.06 15:39:00 -
[95] - Quote
Chuck Norris Kicked the perfects but to become the imperfects. |
Jump Up
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2013.03.06 18:42:00 -
[96] - Quote
Hunter Junko wrote:Fear of spiders is arachnophobia,
Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,
Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
this is probably my favorite, not only because it's funny, but also because i haven't seen it a hundred times before |
Jump Up
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2013.03.06 18:45:00 -
[97] - Quote
well i 'll be damn, google grew a backbone. |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
388
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Posted - 2013.05.20 19:40:00 -
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Chuck Norris threads can't die, they spring back on you when you least expect it and roundhouse kick you in the head. |
Royce Kronos
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
Intersellar Conquest Enterprises
1
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Posted - 2013.05.20 21:07:00 -
[99] - Quote
Chuck Norris does not attempt to win at Skirmish, he simply allows you to capture the NULL cannons and destroy your own MCC. |
Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F
Orion Empire
576
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Posted - 2013.05.20 22:46:00 -
[100] - Quote
chuck norris sucks in black holes |
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Vethosis
BetaMax Beta
CRONOS.
50
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Posted - 2013.05.20 23:22:00 -
[101] - Quote
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. They are now called giraffes. |
Vethosis
BetaMax Beta
CRONOS.
50
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Posted - 2013.05.20 23:23:00 -
[102] - Quote
Chunky Munkey wrote:There is no daily downtime, just an hour where Chuck Norris repeatedly kills every player inside their merc quarters.
LOL |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
28
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Posted - 2013.05.20 23:29:00 -
[103] - Quote
chuck norris doesnt calls in OB he is the OB.
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
1152
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Posted - 2013.05.21 01:13:00 -
[104] - Quote
Bojo The Mighty wrote:When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1762
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Posted - 2013.05.21 01:15:00 -
[105] - Quote
Bojo The Mighty wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Hm |
J4yne C0bb
DUST University
Ivy League
24
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:09:00 -
[106] - Quote
Chunky Munkey wrote:There is no daily downtime, just an hour where Chuck Norris repeatedly kills every player inside their merc quarters.
Haha!
When Chuck Norris gets 2500 warpoints, he doesn't call in an Orbital... he calls in another Chuck Norris. |
ECHO PACK
GamersForChrist
53
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:46:00 -
[107] - Quote
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade it killed 50 people ...then exploded |
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