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The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
130
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:36:00 -
[31] - Quote
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
217
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:36:00 -
[32] - Quote
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:38:00 -
[33] - Quote
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:38:00 -
[34] - Quote
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
131
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:39:00 -
[35] - Quote
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he actually pushes the earth down. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
171
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:40:00 -
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Chuck norris was originally casted as the star of 24. The producers removed him from the show when he killed every terrorist in exactly 12 minutes and 39 seconds.... |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
855
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:41:00 -
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:42:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
171
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:43:00 -
[39] - Quote
Small hairs from chuck norris' s beard armpits and ass are woven into what we know today as 550 cord. |
Kane Fyea
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
76
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
I'll just leave this here..... |
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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
728
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
[41] - Quote
Bruce Lee whipped his ass. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
218
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
[42] - Quote
Imperfects arent good, we just have chuck norris on our side
(Sry i couldnt help it) |
Gunner Nightingale
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
291
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:46:00 -
[43] - Quote
Chuck norris tears cure cancer..too bad chuck norris doesn't cry |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
486
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:47:00 -
[44] - Quote
I'm using this 
http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Chuck_Norris_jokes |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:48:00 -
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
589
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:48:00 -
[46] - Quote
Berserker007 wrote:Imperfects arent good, we just have chuck norris on our side
(Sry i couldnt help it)
lol +1 |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
173
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:48:00 -
[47] - Quote
The imperfects are like herpes.... you think they are gone but they come back more inflamed and angry than before... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
487
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:49:00 -
[48] - Quote
undeadsoldier90 wrote:The imperfects are like herpes.... you think they are gone but they come back more inflamed and angry than before...
 LMAO |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
856
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:59:00 -
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This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
176
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:04:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes.
They came... they saw.... they ****** it up for everyone... |
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Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
589
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:05:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes.
Can you say, imperfects stole thread? I bet here in abit it will just go on and on.
Chuck Norris sneezed and created the imperfects, he wiped us on his bedroom wall and deemed us Demi Gods. |
DJINN Marauder
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
265
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:12:00 -
[52] - Quote
Death once had a " Near Chuck Norris" experience |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
491
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:12:00 -
[53] - Quote
chuck norris tried to play dust, but gave up after the lack of challenge from the imperfects. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
221
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:14:00 -
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Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes. Can you say, imperfects stole thread? I bet here in abit it will just go on and on. Chuck Norris sneezed and created the imperfects, he wiped us on his bedroom wall and deemed us Demi Gods.
Chuck Norris sharted, and wiped his a$$, creating every other corp |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
221
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:15:00 -
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gbghg wrote:chuck norris tried to play dust, but gave up after the lack of challenge from the imperfects.
Lol plus 1 |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
590
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:17:00 -
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Berserker007 wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:Logi Bro wrote:This thread used to be funny, but then the Imperfects started trying to make up their own Chuck Norris jokes. Can you say, imperfects stole thread? I bet here in abit it will just go on and on. Chuck Norris sneezed and created the imperfects, he wiped us on his bedroom wall and deemed us Demi Gods. Chuck Norris sharted, and wiped his a$$, creating every other corp
Chuck Norris shed a tear and named it Mr. Zitro |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
286
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:53:00 -
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Jesus can walk on water,
but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land. |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
286
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Posted - 2013.03.04 01:56:00 -
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Chuck Norris once won a skirmish by pointing at the MCC and saying "bang". |
Indy Strizer
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
54
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:12:00 -
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Wow.
I can't believe Chuck Norris jokes are still funny and these rumors are still around.
If he really was so tough, he'd slam my head in my keyboajm,kjmjkjkjmjjjjjuj |
KryptixX
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
334
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:20:00 -
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Chuck Norris Chuck Norris'd Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Chuck Norris'd. |
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