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Exmaple Core
UnReaL.
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Posted - 2013.03.05 06:49:00 -
[91] - Quote
I think the devs should post in here |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
167
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Posted - 2013.03.05 13:23:00 -
[92] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:When Chuck Norris sneezes on Earth, EvE gate opens and collapses three times in a row.
At the same time, every district on every planet in every system in every region in entire New Eden experiences constant orbital bombardments.
For 15 minutes straight.
Can anyone guess why do we all still live and fight?  |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
302
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Posted - 2013.03.06 07:05:00 -
[93] - Quote
There is no daily downtime, just an hour where Chuck Norris repeatedly kills every player inside their merc quarters. |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
220
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Posted - 2013.03.06 14:40:00 -
[94] - Quote
Chuck Norris always starts a match at the ground spawn, after causing minor volcanic activity from jumping out of the MCC |
letsroll1234
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
3
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Posted - 2013.03.06 15:39:00 -
[95] - Quote
Chuck Norris Kicked the perfects but to become the imperfects. |
Jump Up
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2013.03.06 18:42:00 -
[96] - Quote
Hunter Junko wrote:Fear of spiders is arachnophobia,
Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,
Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
this is probably my favorite, not only because it's funny, but also because i haven't seen it a hundred times before |
Jump Up
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2013.03.06 18:45:00 -
[97] - Quote
well i 'll be damn, google grew a backbone. |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
388
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Posted - 2013.05.20 19:40:00 -
[98] - Quote
Chuck Norris threads can't die, they spring back on you when you least expect it and roundhouse kick you in the head. |
Royce Kronos
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
Intersellar Conquest Enterprises
1
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Posted - 2013.05.20 21:07:00 -
[99] - Quote
Chuck Norris does not attempt to win at Skirmish, he simply allows you to capture the NULL cannons and destroy your own MCC. |
Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F
Orion Empire
576
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Posted - 2013.05.20 22:46:00 -
[100] - Quote
chuck norris sucks in black holes |
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Vethosis
BetaMax Beta
CRONOS.
50
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Posted - 2013.05.20 23:22:00 -
[101] - Quote
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. They are now called giraffes. |
Vethosis
BetaMax Beta
CRONOS.
50
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Posted - 2013.05.20 23:23:00 -
[102] - Quote
Chunky Munkey wrote:There is no daily downtime, just an hour where Chuck Norris repeatedly kills every player inside their merc quarters.
LOL |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
28
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Posted - 2013.05.20 23:29:00 -
[103] - Quote
chuck norris doesnt calls in OB he is the OB.
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
1152
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Posted - 2013.05.21 01:13:00 -
[104] - Quote
Bojo The Mighty wrote:When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1762
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Posted - 2013.05.21 01:15:00 -
[105] - Quote
Bojo The Mighty wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Hm |
J4yne C0bb
DUST University
Ivy League
24
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Posted - 2013.05.21 02:09:00 -
[106] - Quote
Chunky Munkey wrote:There is no daily downtime, just an hour where Chuck Norris repeatedly kills every player inside their merc quarters.
Haha!
When Chuck Norris gets 2500 warpoints, he doesn't call in an Orbital... he calls in another Chuck Norris. |
ECHO PACK
GamersForChrist
53
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:46:00 -
[107] - Quote
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade it killed 50 people ...then exploded |
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