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undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:03:00 -
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Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:04:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime.
May I ask how the decepticons came to be? |
Scalesdini
Universal Allies Inc.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:04:00 -
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I am intrigued by your story and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:06:00 -
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Chuck norris built the house he was born in. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:07:00 -
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Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. May I ask how the decepticons came to be?
William Shatner. ... need I say more? |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:08:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. May I ask how the decepticons came to be? William Shatner. ... need I say more?
Lol, no, no need. |
GoD-NoVa
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:08:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Chuck norris built the house he was born in.
this was more funny than the OP |
Panther Alpha
Blueberries United
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:09:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Y0UR NAME HERE wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:Chuck norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime. May I ask how the decepticons came to be? William Shatner. ... need I say more?
YES.....i don't understand what you mean... be more specific. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:11:00 -
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Chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:13:00 -
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Chuck norris visited the virgin islands...when he left, they were just called the islands |
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undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:17:00 -
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When chuck norris has sex he is always on top.... chuck norris never fucks up. |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:17:00 -
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When god said, "let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "say please." |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:21:00 -
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Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:23:00 -
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Lop this thread will be epic.
GM's please let this continue for like 1 hour.
Its making my sides hurt. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:25:00 -
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Chuck norris is curently in a legal battle with the makers of bubble tape. Norris claims that "6 feet of fun" is actually the trade mark for his penise. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:25:00 -
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Chuck norris can believe it's not butter |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:28:00 -
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:29:00 -
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Chuck Norris was actually the 4th wise man, he have Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus loved this gift so much that he wore it all through out his adult life and even to his death. The other 3 wise men were so outraged with this that they had Chuck Norris written out of the bible.
Two weeks later all 3 wise men died from mysterious roundhouse kicks to the head. The mystery has never been solved. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:30:00 -
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Chuck norris does not sleep. He waits..... |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:30:00 -
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. |
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:30:00 -
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Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories. |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:31:00 -
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This is going to be the best thread all day.... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:31:00 -
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun |
undeadsoldier90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:33:00 -
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gbghg wrote:On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
HAH!!!! |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas. |
Berserker007
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afriad to move. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. |
Panther Alpha
Blueberries United
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris once kicked himself in the face.
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:35:00 -
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. |
The Infected One
CrimeWave Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.03.04 00:35:00 -
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Chuck Norris CAN decide by Zero |
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