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James TrendalI
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:32:00 -
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How many wood chucks can chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood? Chuck norris ran out of wood so he made some more with a paper clip and is still finding out today.
(Yes very bad i know) |
Disturbingly Bored
Universal Allies Inc.
104
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:35:00 -
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Once a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris. After five days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
229
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:40:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
were do you come up with this stuff
also, who is chuck norris? |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
229
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:41:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&site=&source=hp&q=chuck+norris&oq=chuck+n&gs_l=hp.1.0.0l10.1227.2632.0.4153.7.5.0.2.2.0.127.552.0j5.5.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.5.hp.wo0MR8crJZY
HA! |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
229
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:44:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
I'll just leave this here.....
lol |
Wolverine Canus
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.03.04 02:51:00 -
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. |
Dalton Smithe
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:17:00 -
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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
595
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:27:00 -
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Chuck Norris holds the world record of strongest pimp back hand ***** slap |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
200
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:41:00 -
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Its still going.... |
Nuclear Assault
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
0
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:48:00 -
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Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by uppercuting a horse! |
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aden slayer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
407
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:51:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't have sex.
All he do is laugh and a baby appears in a pool of kittens. |
IRuby Heart
DIOS EX.
383
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:52:00 -
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Scientist once believed a Meteor Destroyed the Dinosaurs. Recent discovery has shown that, that Meteorite was actually the Egg containing Chuck Norris. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
190
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Posted - 2013.03.04 03:55:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not approve of the periodic table as it does not account for the element of surprise. |
mike deltore wyvern
FIREFLY ATLANTIS ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED
TACNET
19
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Posted - 2013.03.04 04:08:00 -
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If chuck Norris jumped into dust and faced all the dust players and corps at the same time....then we are so fk'd.... |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
164
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Posted - 2013.03.04 04:18:00 -
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In Dust 514, there was once a vehicle type named after Chuck Norris. However, it was renamed, because you don't fire a swarm launcher at Chuck Norris and live. |
undeadsoldier90
UnReaL.
205
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Posted - 2013.03.04 04:58:00 -
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The devs must be having too many lol's reading this.... im surprised they haven't locked it. Devs feel free to post a chuck norris joke... |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
190
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Posted - 2013.03.04 05:07:00 -
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Chuck Norris gets caught in the middle of an orbital bombardment.
When does he take damage?
SOONtm. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
831
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Posted - 2013.03.04 09:22:00 -
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Moving from General Discussions to the Locker Room. |
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Panther Alpha
Blueberries United
77
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Posted - 2013.03.04 10:51:00 -
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Chuck Norris is planing to do one more movie ;
The Dragon Strikes Back
Staring - Jackie Chan as "Bruce Lee" |
GetShotUp
UnReaL.
87
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Posted - 2013.03.04 11:23:00 -
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This thread is hilarious |
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skinn trayde
On The Brink
90
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Posted - 2013.03.04 12:15:00 -
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Chuck Norris...
...the only man to redline an opposing team in Skirmish solo...
...suffering no clone loss...
...using just melee attacks
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Fingal Senga
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
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Posted - 2013.03.04 19:09:00 -
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Chuck Norris let the dogs out......... |
XANDER KAG
Crimson Wings Brigade
17
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Posted - 2013.03.04 19:21:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist. |
Hunter Junko
WARRIORS 1NC
46
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Posted - 2013.03.04 22:36:00 -
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Fear of spiders is arachnophobia,
Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,
Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
166
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Posted - 2013.03.04 23:28:00 -
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When Chuck Norris sneezes on Earth, EvE gate opens and collapses three times in a row.
At the same time, every district on every planet in every system in every region in entire New Eden experiences constant orbital bombardments.
For 15 minutes straight. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1076
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Posted - 2013.03.04 23:38:00 -
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skinn trayde wrote:Chuck Norris...
...the only man to redline an opposing team in Skirmish solo...
...suffering no clone loss...
...using just melee attacks
Chuck Norris once clone counted the enemy team by telling the red MCC to fly into the redzone. |
Oyaeh BadFurry
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.05 02:07:00 -
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Chuck norris do,s not play the game dust 514....... he is the game ! |
Oyaeh BadFurry
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.05 02:09:00 -
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when Chuck norris joins a mach he round kicks the other MCC and wins....." enemy MCC destroyed" |
Cashern X
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.03.05 03:54:00 -
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Oyaeh BadFurry wrote:when Chuck norris joins a mach he round kicks the other MCC and wins....." enemy MCC destroyed"
lol what is this your 9th alt now? Try not to get banned again, ok.  |
Oyaeh BadFurry
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.03.05 04:48:00 -
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Cashern X wrote:Oyaeh BadFurry wrote:when Chuck norris joins a mach he round kicks the other MCC and wins....." enemy MCC destroyed" lol what is this your 9th alt now? Try not to get banned again, ok.
they dont all have bad furry in the name. |
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