here is a riddle.

What's Black, hard,long, has a hole in it, and shoots things out?

Militia forge gun.

Hello, fellow mercenaries, here's a new riddle of the day:

Andy dislikes the catcher. EdGÇÖs sister is engaged to the second baseman. The center fielder is taller than the right fielder. Harry and the third baseman live in the same building. Paul and Allen each won $20 from the pitcher at pinochle. Ed and the outfielders play poker during their free time. The pitcherGÇÖs wife is the third basemanGÇÖs sister. The pitcher, catcher, and infielders except Allen, Harry, and Andy, are shorter than Sam. Paul, Andy, and the shortstop lost $50 each at the racetrack. Paul, Harry, Bill, and the catcher took a trouncing from the second baseman at pool. Sam is involved in a divorce suit. The catcher and the third baseman each have two children. Ed, Paul, Jerry, the right fielder, and the center fielder are bachelors. The others are married. The shortstop, the third baseman, and Bill each cleaned up $100 betting on the fight. One of the outfielders is either Mike or Andy. Jerry is taller than Bill. Mike is shorter than Bill. Each of them is heavier than the third baseman.

Using these facts, determine the names of the men playing the various positions on the baseball team.

Hmm, not sure if you're getting this from a forum I used to frequent (I used to really like puzzle/ riddle sites ) or just happens to be a more (relatively) common riddle nowdays, either way, I don't completely remember but from what I do remember, and re-readig this, lets see...

Andy Dislikes Catcher
Ed's sister engaged 2nd Base
C. Field > R. Field
Harry & 3rd Base same Building
Paul + Allen won $20 from pitcher (@Pinochle)
Ed + Outfielders play poker.
Pitcher's wife = 3rd baseman's sister.
Pitcher + Catcher + Infielders < Sam, except Allen, Harry, Andy.
Paul + Andy + Shortstop lost $50 at racetrack
Paul + Harry + Bill + catcher took trouncing from 2nd base at pool
Sam in divorse suit.
Cather and 3rd base 2 children each.
Ed + Paul + Jerry + R. Fielder + C. Field Bachelors rest married.
Shortstop + 3rd Base + Bill got $100 betting
One Outfielder either Mike or Andy
Jerry > Bill > Mike, all heavier than 3rd Base

So from the ones I do remember and from this, I THINK it should be:

Catcher: Allen
Pitcher: Harry
Shortstop: Ed
C. Field: Bill
R. Field: Mike
L. Field: Sam
1st Base: Paul
2nd Base: Jerry
3rd Base: Andy

Correct?
(Probably not. xD)

Haha, I still remember back then this puzzle gave everyone in the thread a headache, took forever for one of us to get it right, it can be a real pain indeed.

The put the bed sideways up to the window use the dirt to help bring it up and stand on one another's shoulders and escape.

and I have a riddle:

He who makes me tells it not, he who takes me knows it not, and he who knows me takes me not. What am I?

An STD?

Here's a new riddle of the day:

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they canGÇÖt reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

Here's a new riddle of the day:

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they canGÇÖt reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

They use the dirt from all the digging, stand on top of it, while standing on top of eachother, and get out. Nailed it! :D

EDIT: First one climbs on top of other, gets out, and pulls other one out. :)

Hello, fellow mercs! I thought I'd add a forum that provides some entertainment. I will post a riddle every week for you to ponder. If you think you know the answer, post it on this forum. Here is your first riddle:

I am something that walks on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening, What am I?

Post your answer below and come back next week for the correct answer.

Rule Change: When a riddle is correctly answered, I will post a new one.
Rule Addition: Feel free to post your own riddle.

Close enough. Here's a new one:

An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?

Here's a new riddle of the day:

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they canGÇÖt reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?

Easy. Needle and Thread. :)

Correct. Here's your next riddle:

ThereGÇÖs a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet thereGÇÖs no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

Victim was on a water bed, the scissors were used to cut it open and drown the person.

I think I won't be answering anymore, feels like I'm ruining it for others, plus not really fair considering I've already seen most of these before.

A word I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains. What am I?

Yay, one I know, its dozens, My grandpa used to pull this one on me until I finally learned the answer.

Omg... Took me a second or two.

His old password is: 'Out of Date'
New password is: 'Different'