Way to waste your time typing this gem up. Didnt get past first line.

Krebs Cycle

+1 for mentioning the Krebs Cycle, though I think that little scientific term was lost on most of these people.

OHHHHHHH, that's what Baracka Flocka was talking about. When he said he didn't get past the first line I though he meant he just didn't care. Now I see he couldn't get past the first line. The science words must have scared him. I hate it when I accidentally make fun of the special kids. Man, I feel like such a jerk now.

lol.

lol.

Hopefully if you ever decide to make a real feedback thread you put half as much time into it as you did here.

Just gona pour some citric acid on this thread...aaah thats better.

Way to waste your time typing this gem up. Didnt get past first line.

This is truer than on any other any other Tl;dr

It would seem satire is also OP for some of us.

Remember trolling is against forum rules, how has this not been locked yet? Oh CCP Nullarbor...

Fortunately for you refusing to read someone's post and then making a post to let everyone know just how much you did not want to read that first post is perfectly fine. I think it is anyway. Might be against rule 13, but I'm probably guilty of that one myself. Although I did make this post nice and long too, all special just for you so you could not read and then tell about that time you didn't read my post. I'll not even pretend like you're being anything other than annoying and then I'll make another long post for you to not read. It'll be just like old times. And also like right now. Feels like I'm posting in to an endless loop. Woah, headtrip.

As far as why it hasn't been locked yet I can't say. Since you couldn't take any more time out of your precious day to read it, neither can you. 26 likes and a full page of support indicates to me that you probably missed out. This thread is trolling the same way spray painting over some racist crap on a city wall is vandalism. But please, continue to peruse this forum's fine selection of nerf threads, complaining and whining, and threads about how much this game sucks and so and so is leaving forever.

I'll catch you on that one thread, the one with all the constructive ideas that didn't turn in to 2 pages of pointless argument, bickering and trolling. The one that was trying to actually make the game better and not just complain about how much everything is crap and CCP are idiots? You know the one I'm talking about. Wait, no...you probably didn't read that one either.

***To the Dev that has to lock this:*** No hard feelings, mate. I know you gotta do it, hopefully you'll get a laugh. I can't imagine moderating these forums has been much fun. Just know that some of us do care. Do yourself a favor and spend some time looking at the Diablo 3 forums. You'll see something very similar to what is going on here and you can watch the aftermath. It never ends guys. People are going to whine and complain no matter what you do. If you nerf one thing something else is going to kill them a couple times and become the new target for the nerf bat.

That's the problem with doing a beta like this. Some of these people constantly asking for nerfs and complaining endlessly are actively trying to ruin this game and all your hard work for absolutely no reason at all. Just make the game, listen to the players as much as you can but just make the game.

Remember trolling is against forum rules, how has this not been locked yet? Oh CCP Nullarbor...

Something really needs to be done about all this. Seriously, it's getting out of control.

Guns are OP, bullets are OP, melee is OP, I fell and died so the ground is OP, tanks are OP, anti-tank weapons are OP, the Sun is OP, bananas are OP, the Krebs Cycle is OP, everything is OP. I demand an open field that is flat and grassy with no rocks and a soft layer of dried hay so I don't get an ouchers.

There should be only 2 skills: Harsh Language (offense) and Hugging it Out (defense), Of course both of these will have a max level of 1 and require only 1 SP to train so someone that made a character 6 seconds before I did, or is using a skill point booster, doesn't have an unfair advantage.

Each match will last for 1 second at which time all players on both teams will be declared winners and receive 1,000,000 SP, 1,000,000,000 ISK, and ice cream. If anyone is lactose intolerant then all ice cream should be taken away and replaced by a nondenominational soy cube made only from organic, free range soy. A battlefield is no place for a crummy tummy!

The only AURUM item should be a small smiley face button that the player can equip to their dropsuit. While normally requiring Hugging it Out lvl 1, this AURUM button can be equipped without training the skill. To be fair to the people that don't have any AURUM they should also get a militia smiley face costing no more than 9 ISK, but it should be more than 3 ISK so there's enough value there that the traders won't cry about low profits. We have to be proactive and prevent anything that could ever make anyone not win or start feeling down about themselves.

Also, the name DUST 514 might be offensive to people with allergies. What about DIRT 514? I mean, I guess that might mess with the germophobic crowd, so I dunno. You know what CCP I'll just leave that part up to you.

I demand all of this to be done immediately, taking not one second longer than a normal downtime. At 11:31 GMT I will be on the forums demanding to know if the servers have been exploded by a volcano or something. When they are back up I will play the game, say it sucks, call all the DEVs idiots and blame them for the stupid changes that they forced on the players, make a fart joke and go back to playing Battlefild of Duty: Modern Covert Shootery of Blackness.

OP, awesome

Vermaak - chill out and settle down.

Posting Tl;dr is just a sign that you typed way to much for this topic, what was supposed to be a joke actually became a short unfunny story. And once again this thread doesn't help at all, it's like a mirror of those "Dust is a Bust" threads which have already been prevalent and this thread has most likely encouraged trolls to make more threads in that manor

Posting Tl;dr is just a sign that you typed way to much for this topic, what was supposed to be a joke actually became a short unfunny story. And once again this thread doesn't help at all, it's like a mirror of those "Dust is a Bust" threads which have already been prevalent and this thread has most likely encouraged trolls to make more threads in that manor