DUST Search - Nerf these things now, CCP!! It's getting unplayable!

Altina McAlterson wrote:

Something really needs to be done about all this. Seriously, it's getting out of control.

Guns are OP, bullets are OP, melee is OP, I fell and died so the ground is OP, tanks are OP, anti-tank weapons are OP, the Sun is OP, bananas are OP, the Krebs Cycle is OP, everything is OP. I demand an open field that is flat and grassy with no rocks and a soft layer of dried hay so I don't get an ouchers.

There should be only 2 skills: Harsh Language (offense) and Hugging it Out (defense), Of course both of these will have a max level of 1 and require only 1 SP to train so someone that made a character 6 seconds before I did, or is using a skill point booster, doesn't have an unfair advantage.

Each match will last for 1 second at which time all players on both teams will be declared winners and receive 1,000,000 SP, 1,000,000,000 ISK, and ice cream. If anyone is lactose intolerant then all ice cream should be taken away and replaced by a nondenominational soy cube made only from organic, free range soy. A battlefield is no place for a crummy tummy!

The only AURUM item should be a small smiley face button that the player can equip to their dropsuit. While normally requiring Hugging it Out lvl 1, this AURUM button can be equipped without training the skill. To be fair to the people that don't have any AURUM they should also get a militia smiley face costing no more than 9 ISK, but it should be more than 3 ISK so there's enough value there that the traders won't cry about low profits. We have to be proactive and prevent anything that could ever make anyone not win or start feeling down about themselves.

Also, the name DUST 514 might be offensive to people with allergies. What about DIRT 514? I mean, I guess that might mess with the germophobic crowd, so I dunno. You know what CCP I'll just leave that part up to you.

I demand all of this to be done immediately, taking not one second longer than a normal downtime. At 11:31 GMT I will be on the forums demanding to know if the servers have been exploded by a volcano or something. When they are back up I will play the game, say it sucks, call all the DEVs idiots and blame them for the stupid changes that they forced on the players, make a fart joke and go back to playing Battlefild of Duty: Modern Covert Shootery of Blackness.


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Mobius Wyvern BetaMax. 1216	Posted - 2012.10.21 15:36:00 - [1] - Quote Altina McAlterson wrote: Something really needs to be done about all this. Seriously, it's getting out of control. Guns are OP, bullets are OP, melee is OP, I fell and died so the ground is OP, tanks are OP, anti-tank weapons are OP, the Sun is OP, bananas are OP, the Krebs Cycle is OP, everything is OP. I demand an open field that is flat and grassy with no rocks and a soft layer of dried hay so I don't get an ouchers. There should be only 2 skills: Harsh Language (offense) and Hugging it Out (defense), Of course both of these will have a max level of 1 and require only 1 SP to train so someone that made a character 6 seconds before I did, or is using a skill point booster, doesn't have an unfair advantage. Each match will last for 1 second at which time all players on both teams will be declared winners and receive 1,000,000 SP, 1,000,000,000 ISK, and ice cream. If anyone is lactose intolerant then all ice cream should be taken away and replaced by a nondenominational soy cube made only from organic, free range soy. A battlefield is no place for a crummy tummy! The only AURUM item should be a small smiley face button that the player can equip to their dropsuit. While normally requiring Hugging it Out lvl 1, this AURUM button can be equipped without training the skill. To be fair to the people that don't have any AURUM they should also get a militia smiley face costing no more than 9 ISK, but it should be more than 3 ISK so there's enough value there that the traders won't cry about low profits. We have to be proactive and prevent anything that could ever make anyone not win or start feeling down about themselves. Also, the name DUST 514 might be offensive to people with allergies. What about DIRT 514? I mean, I guess that might mess with the germophobic crowd, so I dunno. You know what CCP I'll just leave that part up to you. I demand all of this to be done immediately, taking not one second longer than a normal downtime. At 11:31 GMT I will be on the forums demanding to know if the servers have been exploded by a volcano or something. When they are back up I will play the game, say it sucks, call all the DEVs idiots and blame them for the stupid changes that they forced on the players, make a fart joke and go back to playing Battlefild of Duty: Modern Covert Shootery of Blackness. Seems legit.