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Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.20 18:31:00 -
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Something really needs to be done about all this. Seriously, it's getting out of control.
Guns are OP, bullets are OP, melee is OP, I fell and died so the ground is OP, tanks are OP, anti-tank weapons are OP, the Sun is OP, bananas are OP, the Krebs Cycle is OP, everything is OP. I demand an open field that is flat and grassy with no rocks and a soft layer of dried hay so I don't get an ouchers.
There should be only 2 skills: Harsh Language (offense) and Hugging it Out (defense), Of course both of these will have a max level of 1 and require only 1 SP to train so someone that made a character 6 seconds before I did, or is using a skill point booster, doesn't have an unfair advantage.
Each match will last for 1 second at which time all players on both teams will be declared winners and receive 1,000,000 SP, 1,000,000,000 ISK, and ice cream. If anyone is lactose intolerant then all ice cream should be taken away and replaced by a nondenominational soy cube made only from organic, free range soy. A battlefield is no place for a crummy tummy!
The only AURUM item should be a small smiley face button that the player can equip to their dropsuit. While normally requiring Hugging it Out lvl 1, this AURUM button can be equipped without training the skill. To be fair to the people that don't have any AURUM they should also get a militia smiley face costing no more than 9 ISK, but it should be more than 3 ISK so there's enough value there that the traders won't cry about low profits. We have to be proactive and prevent anything that could ever make anyone not win or start feeling down about themselves.
Also, the name DUST 514 might be offensive to people with allergies. What about DIRT 514? I mean, I guess that might mess with the germophobic crowd, so I dunno. You know what CCP I'll just leave that part up to you.
I demand all of this to be done immediately, taking not one second longer than a normal downtime. At 11:31 GMT I will be on the forums demanding to know if the servers have been exploded by a volcano or something. When they are back up I will play the game, say it sucks, call all the DEVs idiots and blame them for the stupid changes that they forced on the players, make a fart joke and go back to playing Battlefild of Duty: Modern Covert Shootery of Blackness. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.20 18:43:00 -
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Baracka Flocka Flame wrote:Way to waste your time typing this gem up. Didnt get past first line.
Just move on and let the grownups talk, ok sport? |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.20 18:52:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:+1 for mentioning the Krebs Cycle, though I think that little scientific term was lost on most of these people.
OHHHHHHH, that's what Baracka Flocka was talking about. When he said he didn't get past the first line I though he meant he just didn't care. Now I see he couldn't get past the first line. The science words must have scared him. I hate it when I accidentally make fun of the special kids. Man, I feel like such a jerk now. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.20 22:00:00 -
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Baracka Flocka Flame wrote:
lol.
Hopefully if you ever decide to make a real feedback thread you put half as much time into it as you did here.
I always do.
Feel free to hop over to the feedback/request forum and support my thread asking for a practice map to be made only for corp use where suits are not lost on death, no rewards are given and kills/deaths are not counted for testing new fits and squad tactics.
Or the thread I made on this forum where I said enough with nerfs because that simply decreases gameplay and makes things less exciting and called on people to find something that needed a buff. Something we could actually add to the game, not take away. Only took a page or so for that one to turn in to a mindless debate about AR's and then it just disappeared.
Even when I'm trolling I'm trying to build the game and the community up. What are you doing? And not just you, the majority of these forums are absolute garbage, duplicate threads and endless whining. Almost no one is doing anything constructive anymore, most are making the game worse. Now we've got sp caps and war point cooldowns and you don't think that vehicle repair exploit/SP farming/orbital strike spam didn't have a lot to do with that?
I've watched Diablo 3 get worse and worse and the forums are full of nothing but whining and crying and no one is actually trying to make the game better. And then they whine when nerfs come and the thing they liked is now crappy because someone else was whining about their whining.
So if you personally are working hard to actually be constructive then I apologize for insulting you. But if you are, as I suspect based solely on your responses to this thread, part of the problem then you can go actually do something to make the game better. I'll still be here on my soapbox if you (or anyone else turning this game in to crap) want to apologize. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.21 01:17:00 -
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Those were not options. Options are unacceptable. Options could lead to OPness of something. What if I had Harsh Language and Hug it Out both to lvl 1 and someone used Harsh Language and Nice Language on me at the same time? The fact that everyone wins anyway is irrelevant. Even the thought of someone possibly having something different than I have offends me and I would continue to make posts against it until it was removed. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.21 01:18:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:
This is truer than on any other any other Tl;dr
It would seem satire is also OP for some of us. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.21 06:28:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Altina McAlterson wrote:STB Vermaak Doe wrote:
This is truer than on any other any other Tl;dr
It would seem satire is also OP for some of us. Remember trolling is against forum rules, how has this not been locked yet? Oh CCP Nullarbor...
Fortunately for you refusing to read someone's post and then making a post to let everyone know just how much you did not want to read that first post is perfectly fine. I think it is anyway. Might be against rule 13, but I'm probably guilty of that one myself. Although I did make this post nice and long too, all special just for you so you could not read and then tell about that time you didn't read my post. I'll not even pretend like you're being anything other than annoying and then I'll make another long post for you to not read. It'll be just like old times. And also like right now. Feels like I'm posting in to an endless loop. Woah, headtrip.
As far as why it hasn't been locked yet I can't say. Since you couldn't take any more time out of your precious day to read it, neither can you. 26 likes and a full page of support indicates to me that you probably missed out. This thread is trolling the same way spray painting over some racist crap on a city wall is vandalism. But please, continue to peruse this forum's fine selection of nerf threads, complaining and whining, and threads about how much this game sucks and so and so is leaving forever.
I'll catch you on that one thread, the one with all the constructive ideas that didn't turn in to 2 pages of pointless argument, bickering and trolling. The one that was trying to actually make the game better and not just complain about how much everything is crap and CCP are idiots? You know the one I'm talking about. Wait, no...you probably didn't read that one either.
***To the Dev that has to lock this:*** No hard feelings, mate. I know you gotta do it, hopefully you'll get a laugh. I can't imagine moderating these forums has been much fun. Just know that some of us do care. Do yourself a favor and spend some time looking at the Diablo 3 forums. You'll see something very similar to what is going on here and you can watch the aftermath. It never ends guys. People are going to whine and complain no matter what you do. If you nerf one thing something else is going to kill them a couple times and become the new target for the nerf bat.
That's the problem with doing a beta like this. Some of these people constantly asking for nerfs and complaining endlessly are actively trying to ruin this game and all your hard work for absolutely no reason at all. Just make the game, listen to the players as much as you can but just make the game. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.21 07:34:00 -
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I had to remove my first post as it would have probably gotten me banned.
That wasn't self-validation. I simply used the number of likes to indicate that several people expressed their enjoyment of the post and that perhaps you missed out since they seemed to like it. I'm not sure how that's supposed to validate myself. I know it was confusing when I explicitly stated that in the post you were responding to, but you've made it clear reading is not your forte.
Shame though, people were having fun with this thread. Little bit of humor was probably good for the board. And then you show up. You make some pointless post that is clearly intended to insult me and drive me to anger. A post that, by your admission, was made on a subject that you were completely ignorant. Almost as if you made it up for sole purpose of ruining the thread and making me angry. There was no reason for you to post anything at all in this thread except you wanted to feel important and you were going to ruin it for everyone. And yet I'm trolling?
Sorry for the delay. Decided to not get banned over this guy, soon as I realized that was probably what he wanted anyway. He's good, almost got me that time. |
Altina McAlterson
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
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Posted - 2012.10.22 16:30:00 -
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STB Vermaak Doe wrote:Posting Tl;dr is just a sign that you typed way to much for this topic, what was supposed to be a joke actually became a short unfunny story. And once again this thread doesn't help at all, it's like a mirror of those "Dust is a Bust" threads which have already been prevalent and this thread has most likely encouraged trolls to make more threads in that manor
Posting TL:DR is just a ridiculous thing to do. It brings nothing to the conversation and does nothing but **** people off. Now, saying that this thread is encouraging trolls to make more troll posts is something we can have a civil debate on. TL:DR is just annoying and does nothing but cause problems |
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