DUST Search - Nerf these things now, CCP!! It's getting unplayable!

Altina McAlterson wrote:

Something really needs to be done about all this. Seriously, it's getting out of control.

Guns are OP, bullets are OP, melee is OP, I fell and died so the ground is OP, tanks are OP, anti-tank weapons are OP, the Sun is OP, bananas are OP, the Krebs Cycle is OP, everything is OP. I demand an open field that is flat and grassy with no rocks and a soft layer of dried hay so I don't get an ouchers.

There should be only 2 skills: Harsh Language (offense) and Hugging it Out (defense), Of course both of these will have a max level of 1 and require only 1 SP to train so someone that made a character 6 seconds before I did, or is using a skill point booster, doesn't have an unfair advantage.

Each match will last for 1 second at which time all players on both teams will be declared winners and receive 1,000,000 SP, 1,000,000,000 ISK, and ice cream. If anyone is lactose intolerant then all ice cream should be taken away and replaced by a nondenominational soy cube made only from organic, free range soy. A battlefield is no place for a crummy tummy!

The only AURUM item should be a small smiley face button that the player can equip to their dropsuit. While normally requiring Hugging it Out lvl 1, this AURUM button can be equipped without training the skill. To be fair to the people that don't have any AURUM they should also get a militia smiley face costing no more than 9 ISK, but it should be more than 3 ISK so there's enough value there that the traders won't cry about low profits. We have to be proactive and prevent anything that could ever make anyone not win or start feeling down about themselves.

Also, the name DUST 514 might be offensive to people with allergies. What about DIRT 514? I mean, I guess that might mess with the germophobic crowd, so I dunno. You know what CCP I'll just leave that part up to you.

I demand all of this to be done immediately, taking not one second longer than a normal downtime. At 11:31 GMT I will be on the forums demanding to know if the servers have been exploded by a volcano or something. When they are back up I will play the game, say it sucks, call all the DEVs idiots and blame them for the stupid changes that they forced on the players, make a fart joke and go back to playing Battlefild of Duty: Modern Covert Shootery of Blackness.

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STB Vermaak Doe 558	Posted - 2012.10.21 06:41:00 - [31] - Quote You post complete bullsh*t and claim to be contributing to this forum when in reality, you give people more reasons to troll as wven the laser op thread contributed more as it provided an opinion on an in game thing.
Altina McAlterson TRUE TEA BAGGERS 362	Posted - 2012.10.21 07:34:00 - [32] - Quote I had to remove my first post as it would have probably gotten me banned. That wasn't self-validation. I simply used the number of likes to indicate that several people expressed their enjoyment of the post and that perhaps you missed out since they seemed to like it. I'm not sure how that's supposed to validate myself. I know it was confusing when I explicitly stated that in the post you were responding to, but you've made it clear reading is not your forte. Shame though, people were having fun with this thread. Little bit of humor was probably good for the board. And then you show up. You make some pointless post that is clearly intended to insult me and drive me to anger. A post that, by your admission, was made on a subject that you were completely ignorant. Almost as if you made it up for sole purpose of ruining the thread and making me angry. There was no reason for you to post anything at all in this thread except you wanted to feel important and you were going to ruin it for everyone. And yet I'm trolling? Sorry for the delay. Decided to not get banned over this guy, soon as I realized that was probably what he wanted anyway. He's good, almost got me that time.
SoTa PoP Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1772	Posted - 2012.10.21 07:56:00 - [33] - Quote At this point, any thread that isn't about selfish criticism is a warm welcome. Now go nerf lazers so I can absolutely not be OP with AR.
P1nK13 P13 0	Posted - 2012.10.21 08:28:00 - [34] - Quote lol best post ever
pew pew youredead What The French 98	Posted - 2012.10.21 10:41:00 - [35] - Quote ccp nerf forums nao!
Jarre Jardox Cool Story But It Needs More EVE 30	Posted - 2012.10.21 11:01:00 - [36] - Quote Altina u are absolutely right. Ccp please nerf altina this level of brilliance shouldn't be allowed its unfair.
Szchu Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 6	Posted - 2012.10.21 11:19:00 - [37] - Quote Reason and humour; my faith in humanity has been restored.
Gunner Needed The Southern Legion 111	Posted - 2012.10.21 14:03:00 - [38] - Quote that was brilliant
Aighun Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 666	Posted - 2012.10.21 14:34:00 - [39] - Quote STB Vermaak Doe wrote: Altina McAlterson wrote: STB Vermaak Doe wrote: This is truer than on any other any other Tl;dr It would seem satire is also OP for some of us. Remember trolling is against forum rules, how has this not been locked yet? Oh CCP Nullarbor... There's a difference between trolling and satire. Let's keep that in mind lest we want to just lump all forms of discourse together and get mad at Jonathan Swift and burn all his books. Burn the books I say! Burn them!
Mobius Wyvern BetaMax. 1216	Posted - 2012.10.21 15:36:00 - [40] - Quote Altina McAlterson wrote: Something really needs to be done about all this. Seriously, it's getting out of control. Guns are OP, bullets are OP, melee is OP, I fell and died so the ground is OP, tanks are OP, anti-tank weapons are OP, the Sun is OP, bananas are OP, the Krebs Cycle is OP, everything is OP. I demand an open field that is flat and grassy with no rocks and a soft layer of dried hay so I don't get an ouchers. There should be only 2 skills: Harsh Language (offense) and Hugging it Out (defense), Of course both of these will have a max level of 1 and require only 1 SP to train so someone that made a character 6 seconds before I did, or is using a skill point booster, doesn't have an unfair advantage. Each match will last for 1 second at which time all players on both teams will be declared winners and receive 1,000,000 SP, 1,000,000,000 ISK, and ice cream. If anyone is lactose intolerant then all ice cream should be taken away and replaced by a nondenominational soy cube made only from organic, free range soy. A battlefield is no place for a crummy tummy! The only AURUM item should be a small smiley face button that the player can equip to their dropsuit. While normally requiring Hugging it Out lvl 1, this AURUM button can be equipped without training the skill. To be fair to the people that don't have any AURUM they should also get a militia smiley face costing no more than 9 ISK, but it should be more than 3 ISK so there's enough value there that the traders won't cry about low profits. We have to be proactive and prevent anything that could ever make anyone not win or start feeling down about themselves. Also, the name DUST 514 might be offensive to people with allergies. What about DIRT 514? I mean, I guess that might mess with the germophobic crowd, so I dunno. You know what CCP I'll just leave that part up to you. I demand all of this to be done immediately, taking not one second longer than a normal downtime. At 11:31 GMT I will be on the forums demanding to know if the servers have been exploded by a volcano or something. When they are back up I will play the game, say it sucks, call all the DEVs idiots and blame them for the stupid changes that they forced on the players, make a fart joke and go back to playing Battlefild of Duty: Modern Covert Shootery of Blackness. Seems legit.

RedBleach LeSanglant Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz RISE of LEGION 136	Posted - 2012.10.22 02:12:00 - [41] - Quote OP, awesome Vermaak - chill out and settle down.
STB Vermaak Doe 558	Posted - 2012.10.22 02:14:00 - [42] - Quote RedBleach LeSanglant wrote: OP, awesome Vermaak - chill out and settle down. I actually did until YOU just provoked me to continue arguing Thank this guy OP.
Olav Grey-Mane The Exemplars 58	Posted - 2012.10.22 02:17:00 - [43] - Quote lol I love it! "gun are OP, Bullets are OP" no really? I never would have guessed a hand cannon firing a metal projectile created to kill penetrating your body is OP... and the game is still playable, I logged in not 1 hours ago. so i'm not sure what your talking about.
STB Vermaak Doe 558	Posted - 2012.10.22 02:20:00 - [44] - Quote Posting Tl;dr is just a sign that you typed way to much for this topic, what was supposed to be a joke actually became a short unfunny story. And once again this thread doesn't help at all, it's like a mirror of those "Dust is a Bust" threads which have already been prevalent and this thread has most likely encouraged trolls to make more threads in that manor
Shijima Kuraimaru WarRavens 164	Posted - 2012.10.22 04:05:00 - [45] - Quote I like this satirical thread and have gotten a good giggle at both the wit and the witless. Now I can go on reading the threads full of whining, because someone's fit can't beat everything with the twitch of a finger, in search of the truly constructive feeds. Thank you Altina
GaGe AsSeBrKr Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 54	Posted - 2012.10.22 14:42:00 - [46] - Quote No, no no. It's Call of Soldiers: Modern Weaponry. Friggin' newb.
Altina McAlterson TRUE TEA BAGGERS 362	Posted - 2012.10.22 16:30:00 - [47] - Quote STB Vermaak Doe wrote: Posting Tl;dr is just a sign that you typed way to much for this topic, what was supposed to be a joke actually became a short unfunny story. And once again this thread doesn't help at all, it's like a mirror of those "Dust is a Bust" threads which have already been prevalent and this thread has most likely encouraged trolls to make more threads in that manor Posting TL:DR is just a ridiculous thing to do. It brings nothing to the conversation and does nothing but **** people off. Now, saying that this thread is encouraging trolls to make more troll posts is something we can have a civil debate on. TL:DR is just annoying and does nothing but cause problems
Jariel Manton SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 210	Posted - 2012.10.22 17:57:00 - [48] - Quote I loved this thread. I'm so tired of seeing this is op that is op. This is New Eden HTFU.
semperfi1999 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 317	Posted - 2012.10.22 18:16:00 - [49] - Quote Definitely one of the most well thought out posts I have read in a while on these forums. Which is actually sad commentary on the other posts.
DEADPOOL5241 Doomheim 212	Posted - 2012.10.22 18:38:00 - [50] - Quote STB Vermaak Doe wrote: Posting Tl;dr is just a sign that you typed way to much for this topic, what was supposed to be a joke actually became a short unfunny story. And once again this thread doesn't help at all, it's like a mirror of those "Dust is a Bust" threads which have already been prevalent and this thread has most likely encouraged trolls to make more threads in that manor TL:DR is a slap in the face of the writer. Just because you have the attention span of a 3 yr old does not make it ok, to say "im sorry you wrote to much, I don't have the time or patience to read it. But you took the time to respond with TL:DR. As a writer of lengthy articles and threads, as a member of STB I do apologize for this players actions on the behest of STB. To OP, its a fine thread sir, please choose to ignore Vermaak Doe. I will speak to him at length about his response. @Vermaak Doe, If you don't like the thread, you don't have to post in it. If its to long to read, then maybe you shouldn't post. You carry STB tags, you represent hundreds of players with that tag on, think before you post something in these or any threads next time. You see the 55 likes on the OP first post, thats because players saw what OP was trying to do. But you did not take the time to get the joke. When I get home and if you 're on, we're talking about this further.

Super Cargo Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 428	Posted - 2012.10.22 18:56:00 - [51] - Quote WARNING: Bullets kill when they interact with vital organs of biological organisms.


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