Let my character take off his mask to prove his is a being of pure white, let those who anger him be haunted into madness, let thtet amarr bow down to ne, let the jove try to copy my dna, let the caldari try to buy their life from me for I am the warcry scout.

No helmet.

Always watching.

No eyes.

Random

I want the gun from fallout that let's you shoot teddy bears and whatnot. Really just let me load it with anything and everything I can find. Also, fill maps with teddy bears.

Shoop Da Whoop turret for the HAV. With infinite damage, it literally kills the universe when you fire it, crashing the server and almost bankrupting CCP as angry players cancel their subs. The power from the blast interferes wth the wormhole in the EVE gate, somehow reversing it and establishing a connection back to the Milky Way. Players are then free to return to Earth. However, by pure chance, the USNC and Covenent are fighting at that time, and the Flood has been introduced.

Many lulz can be earned by covertly orbital bombarding Halo Reach matches on Xbox. With no Skyfire battery, many Halo players will be OHK'd from the sky out of nowhere. This will prompt MS to start an internal server security sweep, where they will find Goonswarm warping in en masse and hacking their databases to steal credit card numbers and buy plexes. When MS demands CCP closes the EVE gate to MS servers on the EVEO forums, trolls respond overwhelmingly "Can I haz ur stuffz?"

Microsoft ragequits and runs away to cry, eventually going out of business. Then, the universe spontaneously implodes. The end.

Boobs.

OH DEAR LAWD MY IDEA HAS COME TRUE. Thank you tom cruise!

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A heavy-sized bear suit armor skin. Covers your armor completely & blocks your signature radius from being picked up, even if someone is looking right at you.

Comes in black bear, brown bear, polar bear, urban camo, and jungle camo.

If you equip a nova-knife, it turns into dual-wielded nova-knife claws dealing 5x normal damage on a successful attack (l1 or r1 to attack), & dash speed is doubled. If you're running at an opponent when you attack with the claws it triggers a short cut scene where you pounce & bite their face or the back of their head off with your reinforced hydraulic jaws, increadibly graphic. Cut scene dependent on whether they're facing you or turned away when you launch your attack.

All other weapons have recoil reduced by half.

I can post dots too, want to see?

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What I really want is a swarm launcher that launches rocket-propelled cheeseburgers that give off rainbow trails.

Celebrity Corps -- we "aquire" several celebrities who have starred in action films (Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise, Vin Diessel, Milla Jovovich, Christian Bale, Jet Li, etc...) and force them to form 2 or 3 corps so that they can compete in matches against the rest of us & each other.

Add in a daily tabloid e-mail we can subscribe to telling us how good/bad their matches are & what kind of drama is going on over their comms. Also, have them star in a set of parody trailers done in the same vein as Red vs Blue.

Make a Goat LAV. Where you just ride around on a goat that fires micro missiles from it's horns.
Shields: 900
Armour: 700
PG: 568
CPU: 378
Meta level: 10

Milla Jovovich is MINE. PReciousss.... PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS