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Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.18 22:37:00 -
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Anyone have any purely insane, ridiculous, idiotic, fanciful, boneheaded, nutso ideas that we would never want in the game but would make it hysterically fun to play?
Best one so far was : Rocket powered roller blades with hamstring-cutting razer wire tied on.
Or a pet Liger
Anyone top that?
EDIT.
Our leader for the moment is:
J'Jor Da'Wg wrote:
Helicopter hat Beanie that lets you put it on your head and zoom around the map. Impervious to being locked on by swarms.
Proto variants allow entry into space. If you carry AV fits, you are not lockable by EVE players, in cloaked mode all the time, and can solo a Titan with a forge gun. The downside to this advanced beanie hat tech is that it costs an exorbitant amount of waiting in the mail for your cereal box tops to go through and have your free promotional propeller hat be sent in the mail. Or you can just go to Jita and pick it up yourself.
With this guy right behind him.
Corax D wrote:
A ridable T-Rex (bio-LAV?!) with mounted railguns \o/
Now that is...interesting...
Some of these ideas are pure evil! |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
836
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Posted - 2012.09.18 22:39:00 -
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Reserved for when I think of something.
EDIT: a mobile center that ejects zombies to attack the enemies. Zombies make all games better. |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.18 22:41:00 -
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Really? Not a single zany creative mind out there? A pity..... |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2047
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Posted - 2012.09.18 22:48:00 -
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Entering an alternate dimension in battle 
You use a device to create a rift to an alternate dimension of the map. The space in both dimensions are parallel so you can go in the alternate and come up in what ever relative location your at in the other one. Like teleportation but not really. |
MofaceKilla
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
138
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Posted - 2012.09.18 22:51:00 -
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I want the gun from fallout that let's you shoot teddy bears and whatnot. Really just let me load it with anything and everything I can find. Also, fill maps with teddy bears. |
Gooly
26
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Posted - 2012.09.18 22:53:00 -
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Gay bombs.
Or an armored truck with speakers that played that lipgloss song constantly...so loud you couldn't even hear a tank rolling up on you.
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Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 00:56:00 -
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LOL.
Thats more like it guys. Keep it coming.
(and deadly teddies. Good stuff!) |
DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1903
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Posted - 2012.09.19 01:12:00 -
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Shoulder mounted peanut butter cannon |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 01:14:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Shoulder mounted peanut butter cannon
FANTASTIC. Maybe another gun could incorporate jelly somehow....
(and just saying, but i love your comments D. Fiend. They are usually quite....interesting.) |
DUST Fiend
Immobile Infantry
1903
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Posted - 2012.09.19 01:17:00 -
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Rayan Storm wrote:(and just saying, but i love your comments D. Fiend. They are usually quite....interesting.)
Trolling with style 
Or actually engaging in the topic at hand, one or the other  |
J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
648
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Posted - 2012.09.19 01:39:00 -
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Helicopter hat Beanie that lets you put it on your head and zoom around the map. Impervious to being locked on by swarms.
Proto variants allow entry into space. If you carry AV fits, you are not lockable by EVE players, in cloaked mode all the time, and can solo a Titan with a forge gun. The downside to this advanced beanie hat tech is that it costs an exorbitant amount of waiting in the mail for your cereal box tops to go through and have your free promotional propeller hat be sent in the mail. Or you can just go to Jita and pick it up yourself. |
BIGRED X SEVEN
0
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Posted - 2012.09.19 01:55:00 -
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Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich in one hand .. A baseball bat in the other
Peanut Butter Jelly Time... OH YEAH! |
Kengfa
138
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:13:00 -
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The glitch that was in battlefield 3's beta, allowing you to dig 80 foot holes, and get your teammates stuck in them, because new players that joined the game can't see the hole. |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:28:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Rayan Storm wrote:(and just saying, but i love your comments D. Fiend. They are usually quite....interesting.) Trolling with style Or actually engaging in the topic at hand, one or the other
Skills. That takes skills |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:29:00 -
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J'Jor Da'Wg wrote:Helicopter hat Beanie that lets you put it on your head and zoom around the map. Impervious to being locked on by swarms.
Proto variants allow entry into space. If you carry AV fits, you are not lockable by EVE players, in cloaked mode all the time, and can solo a Titan with a forge gun. The downside to this advanced beanie hat tech is that it costs an exorbitant amount of waiting in the mail for your cereal box tops to go through and have your free promotional propeller hat be sent in the mail. Or you can just go to Jita and pick it up yourself.
That takes the cake so far. I love it! |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:29:00 -
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BIGRED X SEVEN wrote:Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich in one hand .. A baseball bat in the other
Peanut Butter Jelly Time... OH YEAH!
...interesting concept there....haha |
Corax D
2
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:33:00 -
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A ridable T-Rex (bio-LAV?!) with mounted railguns \o/ |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:35:00 -
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Corax D wrote:A ridable T-Rex (bio-LAV?!) with mounted railguns \o/
....words cannot describe....that is just....pure evil right there,
You horrid little child, haha. I like it!  |
Azmode Deamus
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
28
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Posted - 2012.09.19 02:42:00 -
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War beast mounts and organic breathing exo skeleton suites that are alive but go over regular armor! VAT bred of course! |
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
3064
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Posted - 2012.09.19 03:08:00 -
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Shotgun minigun with unlimited ammo that fires "genetic material" so powerful, that anyone who is hit becomes pregnant, regardless of gender.
Fires like a shotgun HMG with unlimited range, and low spread.
When aiming down sight, the gun is in secondary fire. Secondary fire has more zoom and accuracy than all sniper rifles. In secondary fire, the "genetic material bullet" is so so large that its 6 times the length and circumference of a large missile.
A single "genetic material" bullet hitting is enough to destroy a proto HAV.
Shots travel through solid objects, and fly off indefinitely until they hit something. So missed shots have the potential to destroy EVE ships that cross its path, even many years from now.
When a player is defeated, and laying on the floor waiting for a medic, he becomes pregnant. When he suicides/dies, 2 other copies of me burst out from his corpse, each carrying a shotgun minigun to continue the cycle.
This gun is a BPO, and only for me.
Not that unreasonable.
*Fires* VVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *splat splat splat splat splat* |
Parson Atreides
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Legacy Rising
131
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Posted - 2012.09.19 03:13:00 -
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An ISK variant of the Cavity thukker grenade.
...wait they're actually doing that? |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 22:43:00 -
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:Shotgun minigun with unlimited ammo that fires "genetic material" so powerful, that anyone who is hit becomes pregnant, regardless of gender.
Fires like a shotgun HMG with unlimited range, and low spread.
When aiming down sight, the gun is in secondary fire. Secondary fire has more zoom and accuracy than all sniper rifles. In secondary fire, the "genetic material bullet" is so so large that its 6 times the length and circumference of a large missile.
A single "genetic material" bullet hitting is enough to destroy a proto HAV.
Shots travel through solid objects, and fly off indefinitely until they hit something. So missed shots have the potential to destroy EVE ships that cross its path, even many years from now.
When a player is defeated, and laying on the floor waiting for a medic, he becomes pregnant. When he suicides/dies, 2 other copies of me burst out from his corpse, each carrying a shotgun minigun to continue the cycle.
This gun is a BPO, and only for me.
Not that unreasonable.
*Fires* VVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *splat splat splat splat splat*
Holy crap, that a terrifying idea. Even worse than anything else ive seen so far. Jeez.....
*Come with me, and you'll see,
*In a world, of pure imagaination
*What you'll see will defy,
* Explanation! |
Aldz D
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
49
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Posted - 2012.09.19 23:15:00 -
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@[email protected] about FART BOOSTERS.................when activated speeds up your character at the cost of blowing big cloud of green gas out of your kittenhole
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Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.19 23:22:00 -
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thats plain disturbing. |
Octavian Vetiver
Dog Nation United
Relativity Alliance
152
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Posted - 2012.09.19 23:44:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:Reserved for when I think of something.
EDIT: a mobile center that ejects zombies to attack the enemies. Zombies make all games better.
Kyonoke Virus...and Kyonoke Pit.....also Sansha True Slaves....need I say more?
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Sha Kharn Clone
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
1087
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Posted - 2012.09.19 23:50:00 -
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Letting dust mercs use the eve contract system.
Edit: ah and having a pet slaver hound follow you about for those CQB moments hmmm maybe strap a Spawn beacon on it. |
Ire's thug
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
272
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Posted - 2012.09.20 00:02:00 -
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Gravity/mass manipulation(?) gun. You can change the direction and force of the gravity with dials located near the scope.
So you shoot someone in the foot and all of a sudden his foot is 72mt and is pulled in an upward direction, you shoot someone in the face and his head is now 130kg and moving in a horizontal direction (with a few tweaks of the dials of course!) |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2012.09.20 00:35:00 -
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Good stuff guys |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2012.09.20 00:47:00 -
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Shooting a Scout and my bullets hit!!
These bath-salts have my creativity bursting. |
Jotun Hiem
24
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Posted - 2012.09.20 01:07:00 -
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Adding the MIRV from Fallout would be... well, awesome. |
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