I want the gun from fallout that let's you shoot teddy bears and whatnot. Really just let me load it with anything and everything I can find. Also, fill maps with teddy bears.

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A heavy-sized bear suit armor skin. Covers your armor completely & blocks your signature radius from being picked up, even if someone is looking right at you.

Comes in black bear, brown bear, polar bear, urban camo, and jungle camo.

If you equip a nova-knife, it turns into dual-wielded nova-knife claws dealing 5x normal damage on a successful attack (l1 or r1 to attack), & dash speed is doubled. If you're running at an opponent when you attack with the claws it triggers a short cut scene where you pounce & bite their face or the back of their head off with your reinforced hydraulic jaws, increadibly graphic. Cut scene dependent on whether they're facing you or turned away when you launch your attack.

All other weapons have recoil reduced by half.

Celebrity Corps -- we "aquire" several celebrities who have starred in action films (Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise, Vin Diessel, Milla Jovovich, Christian Bale, Jet Li, etc...) and force them to form 2 or 3 corps so that they can compete in matches against the rest of us & each other.

Add in a daily tabloid e-mail we can subscribe to telling us how good/bad their matches are & what kind of drama is going on over their comms. Also, have them star in a set of parody trailers done in the same vein as Red vs Blue.

Make a Goat LAV. Where you just ride around on a goat that fires micro missiles from it's horns.
Shields: 900
Armour: 700
PG: 568
CPU: 378
Meta level: 10