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Anaheim Darko
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.08.21 08:09:00 -
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To the Wolf Pack Crew, I'm challenging you, to a forum rap battle themed on food. I ain't looking to raid your district, I'd rather rap about biscuits, Put down your wheaties sweetie, I've had my ryvita, I'm gonna beat ya, go home and cry into ya papa John's pizza.
I can do this all day, I ain't flagging, I ain't falling off the wagon, If you're lean meat then I'm the motherloving dragon. Om nom nom, one bite and you're gone. If you hear sirens it's because I'm the bomb. They coming to diffuse me, you can't refuse me, My rhymes might be whack but I'm rolling in my LAV.
Death Shadow please, get down on your little wolf paws, I be topping off your pie with my own special sauce, I run heavy, I'll be breaking down the levees , Flooding your warbarge with my rhymes is just par for the course.
Rose Arris you lack the gumption to beat this weapon of mass consumption, your beat isn't just licked like a lolly, it's taken a thumpin
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 08:12:00 -
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I am tempted to step in and destroy everyone with a taco rap.
OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F
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DSTEEL STEEL
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.08.21 13:44:00 -
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Waka waka waka |
Spartan Princess
Paladin Survey Force Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:12:00 -
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I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo |
Anaheim Darko
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:16:00 -
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Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo
I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap?
Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:21:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:I am tempted to step in and destroy everyone with a taco rap.
DO IT
CEO of 48SOF
Assault Gk.0-Scout Gk.0
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:26:00 -
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Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
That is because you're lyrically stressed. You got to get it off your chest, Take one for the best, Don't be so hard pressed if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest, Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest.
Take a lesson from the depressed, the oppressed and possessed. Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest.
OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F
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Anaheim Darko
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:36:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! That is because you're lyrically stressed. You got to get it off your chest, Take one for the best, Don't be so hard pressed if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest, Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest. Take a lesson from the depressed, the oppressed and possessed. Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest.
Hold up, that ain't a food based rap!
Here's a Vader's-Fist vegan that needs a rap beating, You don't eat meat, have a handful of my pecans. High value protein from these nuts, all bubbling up in your guts, You're a bonafide slimmer, eating a vegetable dinner, but when it comes to rap, VAHZZ you ain't no winner. Your rhymes are limp, did ya learn from Fred Durst, My lyrics are like curry sauce fon a meaty bratwurst, My flava is all spice and yours is the worst!
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:38:00 -
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So you wanna talk food and Dust five-one-four I'd like to show you a trick and send you out the door
My flow grows quick like so many things I'll outgrow this battle like I'm microgreens
I see 'em screaming cheater when I'm eating fajitas and I'll take another round of tortilla tequila
so you better come correct when you want a rap war but don't bother me none while I'm eating this boar
It tastes so damn good I think I'll have some more I'll wig split these awful ass killfeed whores
You wanna hunt me down with your big bad tank and interrupt my grillin' of some raspberry steak
so hop on out and see me face to face you'll be filled with regrets because you didn't want a taste
So I'm poetry and prosing eating tacos while closing to you all a farewell your weak rhymes I'm disposing
Michael Epic spittin' fire while you're all spittin' steam Oh, dessert flan? Yes please.
*drops mic and logs out of forums*
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Maximus Mobius
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:40:00 -
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I hope he stays out of the forums ^
All hail our lord and videogame saviour Godd Howard
Bernie Sanders for president 2016
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:44:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:I hope he stays out of the forums ^
I understand your pain, big homie.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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DozersMouse XIII
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:15:00 -
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https://youtu.be/YPL4eAVcS5U
addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon
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DozersMouse XIII
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:16:00 -
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https://youtu.be/qYNOx84P1Vc
addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon
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DozersMouse XIII
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:21:00 -
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https://youtu.be/ITeHBbfqYwk
addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:36:00 -
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Damn nerds
Sgt Kirk's Propaganda Youtube Channel
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 17:48:00 -
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This thread gave me herpies...
WENDELL'S BIOTCH
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:05:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...
Your mama gives me her pies.
(H-E-R-P-E-S)
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:18:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies... Your mama gives me her pies. (H-E-R-P-E-S) *you're
IDIOT
WENDELL'S BIOTCH
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies... Your mama gives me her pies. (H-E-R-P-E-S) *you're IDIOT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Your = Your mama. You're = You Are.
You are mama?
WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:26:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies... Your mama gives me her pies. (H-E-R-P-E-S) *you're IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Your = Your mama. You're = You Are. You are mama? WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile. Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard.
WENDELL'S BIOTCH
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:29:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard.
Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol
When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something. When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face.
When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:31:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard. Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something. When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face. When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk. Michael stay retired.... I don't think you could survive here... as for the name calling... keep filling my tear cup.... mmmm
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Eros Adonai
Corrosive Synergy No Context
563
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:51:00 -
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You wanna rap about food? I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul Smack you just once an make you $h1t out a spag' bol' your dough balls are stale hung like a rag doll
You steppin to this with beef? Oh son, i'll slice that, with my itamae skills, to serve your a$$ in a high hat
See I know about food I'll fix some up in a flourish you best eat up, cuz y'all cats are malnourished
You can't step to this, you ain't got the cognition. cuz son, i'll fill up your plate, you can say it's a mission. I'm fast out the gates, Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
Although food is your life, It's burgers you're flippin', touch this flame, you get burned, so just quit your bitchin, or i'll kick in your back doors, and ******* burn down your kitchen.
Director - Corrosive Synergy
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:08:00 -
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I cook fried chicken for a living. *drops mic*
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:10:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:I cook fried chicken for a living. *drops mic* OH ****! SHOTS FIRED! *crowd goes wild* THE DISRESPECT! THE DISRESPECT D1!
OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:20:00 -
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Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy.
Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:21:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy. Or just rap, unless you are a scrub in that too.
OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F
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Anaheim Darko
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:24:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy.
All meant in friendly jest to make light of matters.
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dusty5678
Standby Retaliation
237
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Posted - 2015.08.21 20:00:00 -
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Anaheim Darko wrote:Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap? Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
Oh good because I don't know what the beat was to that but it didn't sound like it worked.
Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it
"The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots
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dusty5678
Standby Retaliation
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Posted - 2015.08.21 20:02:00 -
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Eros Adonai wrote:You wanna rap about food? I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul Smack you just once an make you $h1t out a spag' bol' your dough balls are stale hung like a rag doll
You steppin to this with beef? Oh son, i'll slice that, with my itamae skills, to serve your a$$ in a high hat
See I know about food I'll fix some up in a flourish you best eat up, cuz y'all cats are malnourished
You can't step to this, you ain't got the cognition. cuz son, i'll fill up your plate, you can say it's a mission. I'm fast out the gates, Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
Although food is your life, It's burgers you're flippin', touch this flame, you get burned, so just quit your bitchin, or i'll kick in your back doors, and ******* burn down your kitchen.
Much better *claps*
Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it
"The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots
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