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        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 08:09:00 -
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 To the Wolf Pack Crew,
 I'm challenging you, to a forum rap battle themed on food.
 I ain't looking to raid your district,
 I'd rather rap about biscuits,
 Put down your wheaties sweetie,
 I've had my ryvita,
 I'm gonna beat ya, go home and cry into ya papa John's pizza.
 
 I can do this all day,
 I ain't flagging, I ain't falling off the wagon,
 If you're lean meat then I'm the motherloving dragon.
 Om nom nom, one bite and you're gone.
 If you hear sirens it's because I'm the bomb.
 They coming to diffuse me, you can't refuse me,
 My rhymes might be whack but I'm rolling in my LAV.
 
 Death Shadow please, get down on your little wolf paws,
 I be topping off your pie with my own special sauce,
 I run heavy, I'll be breaking down the levees ,
 Flooding your warbarge with my rhymes is just par for the course.
 
 Rose Arris you lack the gumption to beat this weapon of mass consumption,
 your beat isn't just licked like a lolly, it's taken a thumpin
  
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        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 08:12:00 -
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 I am tempted to step in and destroy everyone with a taco rap.
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  DSTEEL STEEL
 Amarr Templars
 Amarr Empire
 
 10
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 13:44:00 -
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 Waka waka waka
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        |  Spartan Princess
 Paladin Survey Force
 Amarr Empire
 
 25
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:12:00 -
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 I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo
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        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:16:00 -
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 Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo 
 I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap?
  
 Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
 
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        |  Lightning35 Delta514
 48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:21:00 -
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 VAHZZ wrote:I am tempted to step in and destroy everyone with a taco rap. 
 
 DO IT
 
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        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:26:00 -
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 Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! 
 That is because you're lyrically stressed.
 You got to get it off your chest,
 Take one for the best,
 Don't be so hard pressed
 if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest,
 Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest.
 
 Take a lesson from the depressed,
 the oppressed
 and possessed.
 Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest.
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:36:00 -
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 VAHZZ wrote:Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! That is because you're lyrically stressed. You got to get it off your chest, Take one for the best,  Don't be so hard pressed if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest,  Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest. Take a lesson from the depressed, the oppressed  and possessed. Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest. 
 Hold up, that ain't a food based rap!
 
 Here's a Vader's-Fist vegan that needs a rap beating,
 You don't eat meat, have a handful of my pecans.
 High value protein from these nuts, all bubbling up in your guts,
 You're a bonafide slimmer, eating a vegetable dinner, but when it comes to rap, VAHZZ you ain't no winner.
 Your rhymes are limp, did ya learn from Fred Durst,
 My lyrics are like curry sauce fon a meaty bratwurst,
 My flava is all spice and yours is the worst!
 
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:38:00 -
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 So you wanna talk food
 and Dust five-one-four
 I'd like to show you a trick
 and send you out the door
 
 My flow grows quick
 like so many things
 I'll outgrow this battle
 like I'm microgreens
 
 I see 'em screaming cheater
 when I'm eating fajitas
 and I'll take another round
 of tortilla tequila
 
 so you better come correct
 when you want a rap war
 but don't bother me none
 while I'm eating this boar
 
 It tastes so damn good
 I think I'll have some more
 I'll wig split these awful
 ass killfeed whores
 
 You wanna hunt me down
 with your big bad tank
 and interrupt my grillin'
 of some raspberry steak
 
 so hop on out
 and see me face to face
 you'll be filled with regrets
 because you didn't want a taste
 
 So I'm poetry and prosing
 eating tacos while closing
 to you all a farewell
 your weak rhymes I'm disposing
 
 Michael Epic spittin' fire
 while you're all spittin' steam
 Oh, dessert flan?
 Yes please.
 
 *drops mic and logs out of forums*
 
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        |  Maximus Mobius
 
 989
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:40:00 -
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 I hope he stays out of the forums ^
 
 All hail our lord and videogame saviour Godd Howard Bernie Sanders for president 2016 | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:44:00 -
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 Maximus Mobius wrote:I hope he stays out of the forums ^ 
 I understand your pain, big homie.
 
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        |  DozersMouse XIII
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:15:00 -
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 https://youtu.be/YPL4eAVcS5U
 
 addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon | 
      
      
        |  DozersMouse XIII
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:16:00 -
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 https://youtu.be/qYNOx84P1Vc
 
 addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon | 
      
      
        |  DozersMouse XIII
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:21:00 -
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 https://youtu.be/ITeHBbfqYwk
 
 addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon | 
      
      
        |  Sgt Kirk
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 12
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:36:00 -
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 Damn nerds
 
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        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:48:00 -
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 This thread gave me herpies...
 
 WENDELL'S BIOTCH | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:05:00 -
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 XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  
 Your mama gives me her pies.
 
 (H-E-R-P-E-S)
 
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        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:18:00 -
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 Michael Epic wrote:*you'reXEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  
 IDIOT
  
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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 XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  *you're  IDIOT   
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
 
 WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
 
 Your = Your mama.
 You're = You Are.
 
 You are mama?
 
 WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.
 
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        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:26:00 -
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 Michael Epic wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard.XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  *you're  IDIOT   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!  Your = Your mama. You're = You Are. You are mama?  WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.  
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:29:00 -
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 XEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard. 
 Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol
 
 When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something.
 When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face.
 
 When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk.
 
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        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:31:00 -
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 Michael Epic wrote:Michael stay retired.... I don't think you could survive here... as for the name calling... keep filling my tear cup.... mmmmXEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard. Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something. When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face. When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk. 
 
 WENDELL'S BIOTCH | 
      
      
        |  Eros Adonai
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 563
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:51:00 -
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 You wanna rap about food?
 I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul
 Smack you just once
 an make you $h1t out a spag' bol'
 your dough balls are stale
 hung like a rag doll
 
 You steppin to this with beef?
 Oh son, i'll slice that,
 with my itamae skills,
 to serve your a$$ in a high hat
 
 See I know about food
 I'll fix some up in a flourish
 you best eat up,
 cuz y'all cats are malnourished
 
 You can't step to this,
 you ain't got the cognition.
 cuz son, i'll fill up your plate,
 you can say it's a mission.
 I'm fast out the gates,
 Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
 
 Although food is your life,
 It's burgers you're flippin',
 touch this flame, you get burned,
 so just quit your bitchin,
 or i'll kick in your back doors,
 and ******* burn down your kitchen.
 
 Director - Corrosive Synergy | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
 3
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:08:00 -
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 I cook fried chicken for a living. *drops mic*
 
 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads. | 
      
      
        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:10:00 -
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 Derrith Erador wrote:I cook fried chicken for a living. *drops mic* OH ****! SHOTS FIRED! *crowd goes wild* THE DISRESPECT! THE DISRESPECT D1!
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  Death Shadow117
 Wolf Pack Special Forces
 
 595
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:20:00 -
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 Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy.
 
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        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:21:00 -
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 Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy. Or just rap, unless you are a scrub in that too.
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:24:00 -
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 Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy. 
 
 All meant in friendly jest to make light of matters.
 
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        |  dusty5678
 Standby Retaliation
 
 237
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 20:00:00 -
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 Anaheim Darko wrote:Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap?   Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! 
 Oh good because I don't know what the beat was to that but it didn't sound like it worked.
 
 Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it "The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots | 
      
      
        |  dusty5678
 Standby Retaliation
 
 237
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 20:02:00 -
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 Eros Adonai wrote:You wanna rap about food? I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul
 Smack you just once
 an make you $h1t out a spag' bol'
 your dough balls are stale
 hung like a rag doll
 
 You steppin to this with beef?
 Oh son, i'll slice that,
 with my itamae skills,
 to serve your a$$ in a high hat
 
 See I know about food
 I'll fix some up in a flourish
 you best eat up,
 cuz y'all cats are malnourished
 
 You can't step to this,
 you ain't got the cognition.
 cuz son, i'll fill up your plate,
 you can say it's a mission.
 I'm fast out the gates,
 Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
 
 Although food is your life,
 It's burgers you're flippin',
 touch this flame, you get burned,
 so just quit your bitchin,
 or i'll kick in your back doors,
 and ******* burn down your kitchen.
 
 Much better *claps*
 
 Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it "The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots | 
      
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