| Pages: 1 2  :: [one page] | 
      
      
        | Author | Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 08:09:00 -
          [1] - Quote 
 To the Wolf Pack Crew,
 I'm challenging you, to a forum rap battle themed on food.
 I ain't looking to raid your district,
 I'd rather rap about biscuits,
 Put down your wheaties sweetie,
 I've had my ryvita,
 I'm gonna beat ya, go home and cry into ya papa John's pizza.
 
 I can do this all day,
 I ain't flagging, I ain't falling off the wagon,
 If you're lean meat then I'm the motherloving dragon.
 Om nom nom, one bite and you're gone.
 If you hear sirens it's because I'm the bomb.
 They coming to diffuse me, you can't refuse me,
 My rhymes might be whack but I'm rolling in my LAV.
 
 Death Shadow please, get down on your little wolf paws,
 I be topping off your pie with my own special sauce,
 I run heavy, I'll be breaking down the levees ,
 Flooding your warbarge with my rhymes is just par for the course.
 
 Rose Arris you lack the gumption to beat this weapon of mass consumption,
 your beat isn't just licked like a lolly, it's taken a thumpin
  
 Assault ck.0, ak.0
Scout ck.0.
Sentinel ck.0, ak.0.
Commando ck.0. | 
      
      
        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 08:12:00 -
          [2] - Quote 
 I am tempted to step in and destroy everyone with a taco rap.
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  DSTEEL STEEL
 Amarr Templars
 Amarr Empire
 
 10
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 13:44:00 -
          [3] - Quote 
 Waka waka waka
 | 
      
      
        |  Spartan Princess
 Paladin Survey Force
 Amarr Empire
 
 25
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:12:00 -
          [4] - Quote 
 I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo
 | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:16:00 -
          [5] - Quote 
 
 Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo 
 I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap?
  
 Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
 
 Assault ck.0, ak.0
Scout ck.0.
Sentinel ck.0, ak.0.
Commando ck.0. | 
      
      
        |  Lightning35 Delta514
 48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:21:00 -
          [6] - Quote 
 
 VAHZZ wrote:I am tempted to step in and destroy everyone with a taco rap. 
 
 DO IT
 
 CEO of 48SOF Assault Gk.0-Scout Gk.0 | 
      
      
        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:26:00 -
          [7] - Quote 
 
 Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! 
 That is because you're lyrically stressed.
 You got to get it off your chest,
 Take one for the best,
 Don't be so hard pressed
 if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest,
 Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest.
 
 Take a lesson from the depressed,
 the oppressed
 and possessed.
 Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest.
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:36:00 -
          [8] - Quote 
 
 VAHZZ wrote:Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! That is because you're lyrically stressed. You got to get it off your chest, Take one for the best,  Don't be so hard pressed if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest,  Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest. Take a lesson from the depressed, the oppressed  and possessed. Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest. 
 Hold up, that ain't a food based rap!
 
 Here's a Vader's-Fist vegan that needs a rap beating,
 You don't eat meat, have a handful of my pecans.
 High value protein from these nuts, all bubbling up in your guts,
 You're a bonafide slimmer, eating a vegetable dinner, but when it comes to rap, VAHZZ you ain't no winner.
 Your rhymes are limp, did ya learn from Fred Durst,
 My lyrics are like curry sauce fon a meaty bratwurst,
 My flava is all spice and yours is the worst!
 
 
 Assault ck.0, ak.0
Scout ck.0.
Sentinel ck.0, ak.0.
Commando ck.0. | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:38:00 -
          [9] - Quote 
 So you wanna talk food
 and Dust five-one-four
 I'd like to show you a trick
 and send you out the door
 
 My flow grows quick
 like so many things
 I'll outgrow this battle
 like I'm microgreens
 
 I see 'em screaming cheater
 when I'm eating fajitas
 and I'll take another round
 of tortilla tequila
 
 so you better come correct
 when you want a rap war
 but don't bother me none
 while I'm eating this boar
 
 It tastes so damn good
 I think I'll have some more
 I'll wig split these awful
 ass killfeed whores
 
 You wanna hunt me down
 with your big bad tank
 and interrupt my grillin'
 of some raspberry steak
 
 so hop on out
 and see me face to face
 you'll be filled with regrets
 because you didn't want a taste
 
 So I'm poetry and prosing
 eating tacos while closing
 to you all a farewell
 your weak rhymes I'm disposing
 
 Michael Epic spittin' fire
 while you're all spittin' steam
 Oh, dessert flan?
 Yes please.
 
 *drops mic and logs out of forums*
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  Maximus Mobius
 
 989
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:40:00 -
          [10] - Quote 
 I hope he stays out of the forums ^
 
 All hail our lord and videogame saviour Godd Howard Bernie Sanders for president 2016 | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:44:00 -
          [11] - Quote 
 
 Maximus Mobius wrote:I hope he stays out of the forums ^ 
 I understand your pain, big homie.
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  DozersMouse XIII
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:15:00 -
          [12] - Quote 
 https://youtu.be/YPL4eAVcS5U
 
 addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon | 
      
      
        |  DozersMouse XIII
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:16:00 -
          [13] - Quote 
 https://youtu.be/qYNOx84P1Vc
 
 addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon | 
      
      
        |  DozersMouse XIII
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:21:00 -
          [14] - Quote 
 https://youtu.be/ITeHBbfqYwk
 
 addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon | 
      
      
        |  Sgt Kirk
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 12
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:36:00 -
          [15] - Quote 
 Damn nerds
 
 Sgt Kirk's Propaganda Youtube Channel | 
      
      
        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 17:48:00 -
          [16] - Quote 
 This thread gave me herpies...
 
 WENDELL'S BIOTCH | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:05:00 -
          [17] - Quote 
 
 XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  
 Your mama gives me her pies.
 
 (H-E-R-P-E-S)
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:18:00 -
          [18] - Quote 
 
 Michael Epic wrote:*you'reXEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  
 IDIOT
  
 
 WENDELL'S BIOTCH | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
          [19] - Quote 
 
 XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  *you're  IDIOT   
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
 
 WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
 
 Your = Your mama.
 You're = You Are.
 
 You are mama?
 
 WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:26:00 -
          [20] - Quote 
 
 Michael Epic wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard.XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  *you're  IDIOT   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!  Your = Your mama. You're = You Are. You are mama?  WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.  
 WENDELL'S BIOTCH | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:29:00 -
          [21] - Quote 
 
 XEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard. 
 Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol
 
 When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something.
 When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face.
 
 When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk.
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  XEROO COOL
 Fatal Absolution
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:31:00 -
          [22] - Quote 
 
 Michael Epic wrote:Michael stay retired.... I don't think you could survive here... as for the name calling... keep filling my tear cup.... mmmmXEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard. Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something. When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face. When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk. 
 
 WENDELL'S BIOTCH | 
      
      
        |  Eros Adonai
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 563
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:51:00 -
          [23] - Quote 
 You wanna rap about food?
 I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul
 Smack you just once
 an make you $h1t out a spag' bol'
 your dough balls are stale
 hung like a rag doll
 
 You steppin to this with beef?
 Oh son, i'll slice that,
 with my itamae skills,
 to serve your a$$ in a high hat
 
 See I know about food
 I'll fix some up in a flourish
 you best eat up,
 cuz y'all cats are malnourished
 
 You can't step to this,
 you ain't got the cognition.
 cuz son, i'll fill up your plate,
 you can say it's a mission.
 I'm fast out the gates,
 Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
 
 Although food is your life,
 It's burgers you're flippin',
 touch this flame, you get burned,
 so just quit your bitchin,
 or i'll kick in your back doors,
 and ******* burn down your kitchen.
 
 Director - Corrosive Synergy | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
 3
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:08:00 -
          [24] - Quote 
 I cook fried chicken for a living. *drops mic*
 
 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads. | 
      
      
        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:10:00 -
          [25] - Quote 
 
 Derrith Erador wrote:I cook fried chicken for a living. *drops mic* OH ****! SHOTS FIRED! *crowd goes wild* THE DISRESPECT! THE DISRESPECT D1!
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  Death Shadow117
 Wolf Pack Special Forces
 
 595
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:20:00 -
          [26] - Quote 
 Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy.
 
 Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks. | 
      
      
        |  VAHZZ
 Vader's-Fist
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:21:00 -
          [27] - Quote 
 
 Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy. Or just rap, unless you are a scrub in that too.
 
 OG Taco Assault // I survived Survivor // Director of V-F | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 19:24:00 -
          [28] - Quote 
 
 Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy. 
 
 All meant in friendly jest to make light of matters.
 
 Assault ck.0, ak.0
Scout ck.0.
Sentinel ck.0, ak.0.
Commando ck.0. | 
      
      
        |  dusty5678
 Standby Retaliation
 
 237
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 20:00:00 -
          [29] - Quote 
 
 Anaheim Darko wrote:Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap?   Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! 
 Oh good because I don't know what the beat was to that but it didn't sound like it worked.
 
 Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it "The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots | 
      
      
        |  dusty5678
 Standby Retaliation
 
 237
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 20:02:00 -
          [30] - Quote 
 
 Eros Adonai wrote:You wanna rap about food? I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul
 Smack you just once
 an make you $h1t out a spag' bol'
 your dough balls are stale
 hung like a rag doll
 
 You steppin to this with beef?
 Oh son, i'll slice that,
 with my itamae skills,
 to serve your a$$ in a high hat
 
 See I know about food
 I'll fix some up in a flourish
 you best eat up,
 cuz y'all cats are malnourished
 
 You can't step to this,
 you ain't got the cognition.
 cuz son, i'll fill up your plate,
 you can say it's a mission.
 I'm fast out the gates,
 Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
 
 Although food is your life,
 It's burgers you're flippin',
 touch this flame, you get burned,
 so just quit your bitchin,
 or i'll kick in your back doors,
 and ******* burn down your kitchen.
 
 Much better *claps*
 
 Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it "The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots | 
      
      
        |  dusty5678
 Standby Retaliation
 
 238
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 20:53:00 -
          [31] - Quote 
 Wanna step to me?
 I'll fry you like bacon,
 Fuckin' tired if these fools stepping.
 Gonna butter you up,
 Let NoNeck on ya
 Chronic Skypsterbater,
 Slicing in you like pizza
 
 Gonna make you cry,
 Like Black Ice on the forums,
 Drink your tears like soup,
 Ain't nobody stopping.
 Be sitting in McDonald's,
 Watching and laughing,
 At Natalia Kush eating,
 After NoNeck's porkin'.
 
 Getting sick of these fucks,
 Like McLovin after hearing,
 He was born,
 To Natalia Kush's E-Peen.
 We all gonna die,
 Like a diabetic fat guy,
 But while I'm here,
 Gonna eat you like pie.
 Beating on ya,
 Like I do eggs.
 Squeeze you like a lemon,
 Cut you in half,
 And drink your blood like a phsycopath.
 
 It's not a good rap without at least one reference to Black Ice, NoNeck and Natalia Kush.
  
 Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it "The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots | 
      
      
        |  Regnier Feros
 Pielords
 
 597
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 20:59:00 -
          [32] - Quote 
 
 dusty5678 wrote:Wanna step to me? I'll fry you like bacon, Fuckin' tired if these fools stepping. Gonna butter you up, Let NoNeck on ya Chronic Skypsterbater, Slicing in you like pizza Gonna make you cry, Like Black Ice on the forums, Drink your tears like soup, Ain't nobody stopping. Be sitting in McDonald's,  Watching and laughing,  At Natalia Kush eating, After NoNeck's porkin'. Getting sick of these fucks,  Like McLovin after hearing, He was born,  To Natalia Kush's E-Peen. We all gonna die, Like a diabetic fat guy, But while I'm here, Gonna eat you like pie. Beating on ya, Like I do eggs.  Squeeze you like a lemon, Cut you in half, And drink your blood like a phsycopath. It's not a good rap without at least one reference to Black Ice, NoNeck and Natalia Kush.  
 My name is Reg.
 I really like pie.
 Dusty why do act like a nice guy.
 
 You deleted dust & wanted to say goodbye.
 You know that makes me wanna cry.
 Think about me, Dabomb & the rest of the guys.
 
 This hurts me more than you.
 I'll just keep speaking the truth.
 Man i'm done, it's time to call it a truce.
 
 ZariaOwnsWhips | 
      
      
        |  Quasar Storm
 0uter.Heaven
 
 651
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 21:10:00 -
          [33] - Quote 
 Why don't you guys learn to play an instrument? You know? Something worth listening to?
 
 Recent studies show that staring at a green apple changes the likelihood of all ravens being black. | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 21:23:00 -
          [34] - Quote 
 
 Quasar Storm wrote:Why don't you guys learn to play an instrument? You know? Something worth listening to? 
 Michael Epic - Way She Wobble :D
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  Quasar Storm
 0uter.Heaven
 
 652
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.21 21:25:00 -
          [35] - Quote 
 
 
 
 Computer generated mixes and wind chimes don't count, Friend.
  
 Recent studies show that staring at a green apple changes the likelihood of all ravens being black. | 
      
      
        |  DRT 99
 RAT PATROL INC.
 The Empire of New Eden
 
 545
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.22 03:34:00 -
          [36] - Quote 
 
 Anaheim Darko wrote:You don't eat meat, have a mouthful of my nuts  FTFY
 | 
      
      
        |  Anaheim Darko
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.22 10:26:00 -
          [37] - Quote 
 C'mon Michael, that wasn't Epic,
 You're off the boil, positively tepid.
 I'm a kung-food master, cooking up a storm,
 Eating baby back ribs, while you're chowing down Quorn.
 
 My rhymes got more iron than spinach,
 Grind yours up like flour,
 My beats rise like yeast,
 Yours stink, grab a shower.
 
 Its time to bring
 My retort to a close
 Your rhymes are stale,
 Like the crust on my day old Dominos.
 
 Now I've had my tea, my pudding,
 And yeah, I've even had supper
 I'm not going to bed hungry,
 While you're as empty as a jar,
 Scraped clean of peanut butter!!!
 
 
 Assault ck.0, ak.0
Scout ck.0.
Sentinel ck.0, ak.0.
Commando ck.0. | 
      
      
        |  Diablo Gamekeeper
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 619
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.22 16:29:00 -
          [38] - Quote 
 
 XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  *you're  IDIOT   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!  Your = Your mama. You're = You Are. You are mama?  WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.  Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full reta rd. mhmm
 
 I'm back Rainbow DashI have DESTROYED CCP Rattati | 
      
      
        |  SKAAR NOVA XIII
 Wolf Pack Special Forces
 
 14
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.24 12:16:00 -
          [39] - Quote 
 Lol well that was interesting
 
 If I see you first...boom goes the dynamite! | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.24 13:54:00 -
          [40] - Quote 
 
 Quasar Storm wrote:Computer generated mixes and wind chimes don't count, Friend.   
 And yet...I purchased my home with that song....interesting.
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.24 14:20:00 -
          [41] - Quote 
 
 Anaheim Darko wrote:C'mon Michael, that wasn't Epic,You're off the boil, positively tepid.
 I'm a kung-food master, cooking up a storm,
 Eating baby back ribs, while you're chowing down Quorn.
 
 My rhymes got more iron than spinach,
 Grind yours up like flour,
 My beats rise like yeast,
 Yours stink, grab a shower.
 
 Its time to bring
 My retort to a close
 Your rhymes are stale,
 Like the crust on my day old Dominos.
 
 Now I've had my tea, my pudding,
 And yeah, I've even had supper
 I'm not going to bed hungry,
 While you're as empty as a jar,
 Scraped clean of peanut butter!!!
 
 
 Don't cry Donnie Darko
 Oh woops, Anaheim
 Your rhymes fall flat
 like a splattered cream pie
 
 I'm way up in the sky
 with a view from birds'eye
 and I can see you chowing down
 on a tasty humble pie
 
 You better recognize
 and kiss your ass goodbye
 because I'm on the rise
 I get the freshest fries
 
 I need a milkshake
 I'll start an earthquake
 I'll drop these heavy rhymes
 and make your belly ache
 
 I'm like a ribeye steak
 on the 4th day
 Of July my fried
 Independence wake
 
 I spit the most game
 I've got the most fame
 I'm like a pecan pie
 I taste f!cking great!
 
 You wanna balance me
 but you can't sustain
 I'm coming at you hard
 like a freight train
 
 I got a wet whistle
 and an appetite
 I'm gonna chow down
 on these egg whites
 
 I build big muscles
 I'm like a hurricane
 your mama got my picture
 in her bathroom 'main
 
 I know she takes it down
 when you visit her
 she don't want you jealous
 'cause she rubs her fur
 
 I'm Michael Epic chump
 I always come correct
 I'm at this taco bar
 and up to my neck
 
 In the crispest lettuce
 and the freshest cheese
 I've got the tasty meat
 don't give my shells a squeeze
 
 I'll have to ball my fists
 I'm 'bout to butter up
 I'll knock you out the park
 like you're nothing punk
 
 So as I'm sitting here
 fixing to say farewell
 I need to drink some milk
 habanero's hot as hell
 
 Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D | 
      
      
        |  Eros Adonai
 Corrosive Synergy
 No Context
 
 570
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.24 15:59:00 -
          [42] - Quote 
 
 Michael Epic wrote:Quasar Storm wrote:Computer generated mixes and wind chimes don't count, Friend.   And yet...I purchased my home with that song....interesting. 
 
 Really??? Lol what a world we live in eh?
  Nice grift tho man, good luck to ya  
 Director - Corrosive Synergy | 
      
      
        |  Shadowed Cola
 Tal-Romon Legion
 Amarr Empire
 
 916
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.24 21:29:00 -
          [43] - Quote 
 smh
 
 Stick around and let me tell ya a story for a little bit.
 
 Of how i conquered dust with a taco in my equipment.
 
 Picture me in a heavy suit, but laced with cheese, no need for beans or anything CCP
 
 I just ran around the field, one punching like a steroid mexican
 
 People calling me Arirana, saying i'm bringing AE back again
 
 but let the legends lay, let the history state a fact
 
 Dust 514 sucks ****, and the good corps left and aren't coming back.
 | 
      
      
        |  Mad Kras
 
 364
 
 
      | Posted - 2015.08.25 16:35:00 -
          [44] - Quote 
 
 Anaheim Darko wrote:Rose Arris had a trading 'issue' and we are yet to resolve. In the meantime, can ya'll step to this? To the Wolf Pack Crew,  I'm challenging you, to a forum rap battle themed on food.  I ain't looking to raid your district, I'd rather rap about biscuits, Put down your wheaties sweetie,  I've had my ryvita,  I'm gonna beat ya, go home and cry into ya papa John's pizza. I can cook up luscious lyrics all day long,  You overbake your flow, it comes out wrong, I ain't flagging, I ain't falling off the wagon,  If you're lean meat then I'm the motherloving dragon.  Om nom nom, one bite and you're gone. If you hear sirens it's because I'm the bomb.  They coming to diffuse me, you can't refuse me,  My rhymes might be whack but I'm rolling in my LAV. Death Shadow please, get down on your little wolf paws, I be topping off your pie with my own special sauce, I run heavy, I'll be breaking down the levees , Flooding your warbarge with my rhymes is just par for the course. Rose Arris you lack the gumption to beat this weapon of mass consumption,  your beat isn't just licked like a lolly, it's taken a thumpin   
 Make sure to don't drink too much before you post something on the forum
 
 
 
 
 I'm adD1CKted to you <3 Find your new home | 
      
        |  |  | 
      
      
        | Pages: 1 2  :: [one page] |