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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:38:00 -
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So you wanna talk food and Dust five-one-four I'd like to show you a trick and send you out the door
My flow grows quick like so many things I'll outgrow this battle like I'm microgreens
I see 'em screaming cheater when I'm eating fajitas and I'll take another round of tortilla tequila
so you better come correct when you want a rap war but don't bother me none while I'm eating this boar
It tastes so damn good I think I'll have some more I'll wig split these awful ass killfeed whores
You wanna hunt me down with your big bad tank and interrupt my grillin' of some raspberry steak
so hop on out and see me face to face you'll be filled with regrets because you didn't want a taste
So I'm poetry and prosing eating tacos while closing to you all a farewell your weak rhymes I'm disposing
Michael Epic spittin' fire while you're all spittin' steam Oh, dessert flan? Yes please.
*drops mic and logs out of forums*
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:44:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:I hope he stays out of the forums ^
I understand your pain, big homie.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:05:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...
Your mama gives me her pies.
(H-E-R-P-E-S)
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies... Your mama gives me her pies. (H-E-R-P-E-S) *you're IDIOT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Your = Your mama. You're = You Are.
You are mama?
WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 18:29:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard.
Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol
When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something. When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face.
When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.21 21:23:00 -
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Quasar Storm wrote:Why don't you guys learn to play an instrument? You know? Something worth listening to?
Michael Epic - Way She Wobble :D
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Michael Epic
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Posted - 2015.08.24 13:54:00 -
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Quasar Storm wrote:Computer generated mixes and wind chimes don't count, Friend.
And yet...I purchased my home with that song....interesting.
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Michael Epic
Retired Merc
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Posted - 2015.08.24 14:20:00 -
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Anaheim Darko wrote:C'mon Michael, that wasn't Epic, You're off the boil, positively tepid. I'm a kung-food master, cooking up a storm, Eating baby back ribs, while you're chowing down Quorn.
My rhymes got more iron than spinach, Grind yours up like flour, My beats rise like yeast, Yours stink, grab a shower.
Its time to bring My retort to a close Your rhymes are stale, Like the crust on my day old Dominos.
Now I've had my tea, my pudding, And yeah, I've even had supper I'm not going to bed hungry, While you're as empty as a jar, Scraped clean of peanut butter!!!
Don't cry Donnie Darko Oh woops, Anaheim Your rhymes fall flat like a splattered cream pie
I'm way up in the sky with a view from birds'eye and I can see you chowing down on a tasty humble pie
You better recognize and kiss your ass goodbye because I'm on the rise I get the freshest fries
I need a milkshake I'll start an earthquake I'll drop these heavy rhymes and make your belly ache
I'm like a ribeye steak on the 4th day Of July my fried Independence wake
I spit the most game I've got the most fame I'm like a pecan pie I taste f!cking great!
You wanna balance me but you can't sustain I'm coming at you hard like a freight train
I got a wet whistle and an appetite I'm gonna chow down on these egg whites
I build big muscles I'm like a hurricane your mama got my picture in her bathroom 'main
I know she takes it down when you visit her she don't want you jealous 'cause she rubs her fur
I'm Michael Epic chump I always come correct I'm at this taco bar and up to my neck
In the crispest lettuce and the freshest cheese I've got the tasty meat don't give my shells a squeeze
I'll have to ball my fists I'm 'bout to butter up I'll knock you out the park like you're nothing punk
So as I'm sitting here fixing to say farewell I need to drink some milk habanero's hot as hell
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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