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Anaheim Darko
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Posted - 2015.08.21 08:09:00 -
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To the Wolf Pack Crew,
I'm challenging you, to a forum rap battle themed on food.
I ain't looking to raid your district,
I'd rather rap about biscuits,
Put down your wheaties sweetie,
I've had my ryvita,
I'm gonna beat ya, go home and cry into ya papa John's pizza.
I can do this all day,
I ain't flagging, I ain't falling off the wagon,
If you're lean meat then I'm the motherloving dragon.
Om nom nom, one bite and you're gone.
If you hear sirens it's because I'm the bomb.
They coming to diffuse me, you can't refuse me,
My rhymes might be whack but I'm rolling in my LAV.
Death Shadow please, get down on your little wolf paws,
I be topping off your pie with my own special sauce,
I run heavy, I'll be breaking down the levees ,
Flooding your warbarge with my rhymes is just par for the course.
Rose Arris you lack the gumption to beat this weapon of mass consumption,
your beat isn't just licked like a lolly, it's taken a thumpin 
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Anaheim Darko
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:16:00 -
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Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo
I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap? 
Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
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Anaheim Darko
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Posted - 2015.08.21 16:36:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Anaheim Darko wrote:I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed! That is because you're lyrically stressed. You got to get it off your chest, Take one for the best, Don't be so hard pressed if you are going to pass this test, and break this jest, Then you're going to have to unzip that vest and stand above the rest. Take a lesson from the depressed, the oppressed and possessed. Those are the ones that will help you protest this unrest.
Hold up, that ain't a food based rap!
Here's a Vader's-Fist vegan that needs a rap beating,
You don't eat meat, have a handful of my pecans.
High value protein from these nuts, all bubbling up in your guts,
You're a bonafide slimmer, eating a vegetable dinner, but when it comes to rap, VAHZZ you ain't no winner.
Your rhymes are limp, did ya learn from Fred Durst,
My lyrics are like curry sauce fon a meaty bratwurst,
My flava is all spice and yours is the worst!
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Anaheim Darko
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Posted - 2015.08.21 19:24:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Wow I got called out by a little ***** heavy scrub on the forums. Just wait I'll be getting a melee squad together and make all yall cry mercy.
All meant in friendly jest to make light of matters.
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Anaheim Darko
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Posted - 2015.08.22 10:26:00 -
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C'mon Michael, that wasn't Epic,
You're off the boil, positively tepid.
I'm a kung-food master, cooking up a storm,
Eating baby back ribs, while you're chowing down Quorn.
My rhymes got more iron than spinach,
Grind yours up like flour,
My beats rise like yeast,
Yours stink, grab a shower.
Its time to bring
My retort to a close
Your rhymes are stale,
Like the crust on my day old Dominos.
Now I've had my tea, my pudding,
And yeah, I've even had supper
I'm not going to bed hungry,
While you're as empty as a jar,
Scraped clean of peanut butter!!!
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