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dusty5678
Standby Retaliation
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Posted - 2015.08.21 20:00:00 -
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Anaheim Darko wrote:Spartan Princess wrote:I'm going to facebook Michael Epic and get him in here lol he'll destroy your weak ass rhymes yo I'm a white, middle class Britton, in his 30s, who prefers rock and metal. What do I know about rap?  Just a bit of fun, I don't pretend to be lyrically blessed!
Oh good because I don't know what the beat was to that but it didn't sound like it worked.
Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it
"The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots
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dusty5678
Standby Retaliation
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Posted - 2015.08.21 20:02:00 -
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Eros Adonai wrote:You wanna rap about food?
I'll stuff pasta up your R-soul
Smack you just once
an make you $h1t out a spag' bol'
your dough balls are stale
hung like a rag doll
You steppin to this with beef?
Oh son, i'll slice that,
with my itamae skills,
to serve your a$$ in a high hat
See I know about food
I'll fix some up in a flourish
you best eat up,
cuz y'all cats are malnourished
You can't step to this,
you ain't got the cognition.
cuz son, i'll fill up your plate,
you can say it's a mission.
I'm fast out the gates,
Cuz man, I got the nutrition.
Although food is your life,
It's burgers you're flippin',
touch this flame, you get burned,
so just quit your bitchin,
or i'll kick in your back doors,
and ******* burn down your kitchen.
Much better *claps*
Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it
"The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots
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dusty5678
Standby Retaliation
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Posted - 2015.08.21 20:53:00 -
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Wanna step to me?
I'll fry you like bacon,
Fuckin' tired if these fools stepping.
Gonna butter you up,
Let NoNeck on ya
Chronic Skypsterbater,
Slicing in you like pizza
Gonna make you cry,
Like Black Ice on the forums,
Drink your tears like soup,
Ain't nobody stopping.
Be sitting in McDonald's,
Watching and laughing,
At Natalia Kush eating,
After NoNeck's porkin'.
Getting sick of these fucks,
Like McLovin after hearing,
He was born,
To Natalia Kush's E-Peen.
We all gonna die,
Like a diabetic fat guy,
But while I'm here,
Gonna eat you like pie.
Beating on ya,
Like I do eggs.
Squeeze you like a lemon,
Cut you in half,
And drink your blood like a phsycopath.
It's not a good rap without at least one reference to Black Ice, NoNeck and Natalia Kush.
Sucks dick for ISK regularly, may or may not enjoy it
"The world you're looking for no longer exists" - Bigweld, Robots
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