Patrick57 wrote:

Aeon Amadi wrote:

Here's my resume.


Objective:
**** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing **** on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game.

Attributes:
- Possible ESP.
- Beard larger than my ego.
- Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting.
- Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk.
- Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off.
- I like dipping fried chicken in honey.

Experience:
- I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS.
- A lot of got damn PC matches.
- I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once.
- Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections.
- Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject.

Work:
I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday.

Education:
Knew algebra/trig but forgot it.
Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro.
Can encrypt the ever-living **** out of a hard-drive.

Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555

Ping me maybe?

Patrick57 wrote:

Aeon Amadi wrote:

Here's my resume.


Objective:
**** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing **** on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game.

Attributes:
- Possible ESP.
- Beard larger than my ego.
- Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting.
- Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk.
- Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off.
- I like dipping fried chicken in honey.

Experience:
- I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS.
- A lot of got damn PC matches.
- I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once.
- Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections.
- Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject.

Work:
I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday.

Education:
Knew algebra/trig but forgot it.
Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro.
Can encrypt the ever-living **** out of a hard-drive.

Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555

Ping me maybe?

Immortal John Ripper wrote:

Patrick57 wrote:

Aeon Amadi wrote:

Here's my resume.


Objective:
**** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing **** on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game.

Attributes:
- Possible ESP.
- Beard larger than my ego.
- Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting.
- Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk.
- Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off.
- I like dipping fried chicken in honey.

Experience:
- I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS.
- A lot of got damn PC matches.
- I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once.
- Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections.
- Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject.

Work:
I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday.

Education:
Knew algebra/trig but forgot it.
Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro.
Can encrypt the ever-living **** out of a hard-drive.

Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you

I say decline, he is too good for you guys.

The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.

Turkey sammich>taco

i like waffles

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555

Ping me maybe?

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.

Turkey sammich>taco

The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.

Derrith Erador wrote:

Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555

Ping me maybe?

Derrith Erador wrote:

Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt.

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

Immortal John Ripper wrote:

Derrith Erador wrote:

Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt.

about time.

Tanker/Logi/Assault

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.

Turkey sammich>taco

I'm pretty plain.

I watch anime for the boobs

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

I'm pretty plain.

I watch anime for the boobs

Derrith Erador wrote:

Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt.

I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.

Official Time Lord of the Scout Community

FAs official perv and lech. My dream is to turn 80 and become a dirty old man chasing skirts.

i like waffles

I'm pretty plain.

I watch anime for the boobs

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

I'm pretty plain.

I watch anime for the boobs

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.