DUST Search - Fatal Absolution recruiting for PC

Aeon Amadi wrote:

Here's my resume.

Objective:
**** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing **** on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game.

Attributes:
- Possible ESP.
- Beard larger than my ego.
- Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting.
- Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk.
- Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off.
- I like dipping fried chicken in honey.

Experience:
- I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS.
- A lot of got damn PC matches.
- I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once.
- Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections.
- Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject.

Work:
I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday.

Education:
Knew algebra/trig but forgot it.
Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro.
Can encrypt the ever-living **** out of a hard-drive.

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Patrick57 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 9329	Posted - 2014.09.16 22:19:00 - [331] - Quote Spademan wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? Hey if I got in I reckon most people can. Aw come on spade, give yourself some credit. :) King Thunderbolt is my number one fan.
Immortal John Ripper 24652	Posted - 2014.09.17 01:19:00 - [332] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Spademan wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? Hey if I got in I reckon most people can. Aw come on spade, give yourself some credit. :) Well patrick and derrith got in... Donating all scammed isk to needy Matari. Tell me your sad story for it.
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.17 01:19:00 - [333] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Spademan wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? Hey if I got in I reckon most people can. Aw come on spade, give yourself some credit. :) Well patrick and derrith got in... I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
Ripcord19981 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 648	Posted - 2014.09.17 02:23:00 - [334] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: Patrick57 wrote: Spademan wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? Hey if I got in I reckon most people can. Aw come on spade, give yourself some credit. :) Well patrick and derrith got in... and me I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either. Turkey sammich>taco
XxFRIJOLESxX MEXICAN BUFFET 5	Posted - 2014.09.17 11:55:00 - [335] - Quote This corp is terrible.
Spademan Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 3630	Posted - 2014.09.17 18:09:00 - [336] - Quote XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2632	Posted - 2014.09.17 18:12:00 - [337] - Quote Spademan wrote: XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. These guys get it. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Joel II X Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 3450	Posted - 2014.09.17 18:14:00 - [338] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? I'm not sure what level Skel has for corp members, but feel free to send in an app if you want, and mention me in it. :) We're always looking for new people. You got it. Thanks, mate o7
Immortal John Ripper 24728	Posted - 2014.09.19 16:42:00 - [339] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Spademan wrote: XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. These guys get it. I would like all of these posts if I could. I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :(
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.19 16:42:00 - [340] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Spademan wrote: XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. These guys get it. I would like all of these posts if I could. I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150

Immortal John Ripper 24756	Posted - 2014.09.20 06:22:00 - [341] - Quote Here are some tips for you guys https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=175657&find=unread I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
D4GG3R Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 428	Posted - 2014.09.20 20:12:00 - [342] - Quote BUMP<3 I'm pretty plain. I watch anime for the boobs
Badgerr Rager Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 804	Posted - 2014.09.22 19:43:00 - [343] - Quote Sooo uhh.... I dont know how to put this but I will give it a shot. If you are a scrub like me than, apply and you might get in.. throw me some isk and I will see what I can do One day, I would like to be good at this game
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 9338	Posted - 2014.09.22 20:54:00 - [344] - Quote D4GG3R wrote: BUMP<3 Dagger :DDD King Thunderbolt is my number one fan.
JUPA SACH 1.U.P 142	Posted - 2014.09.22 21:11:00 - [345] - Quote Are you guys still recruiting?
Immortal John Ripper 24804	Posted - 2014.09.22 21:29:00 - [346] - Quote JUPA SACH wrote: Are you guys still recruiting? that depends, can you pub stomp in militia gear? I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
JUPA SACH 1.U.P 143	Posted - 2014.09.22 21:55:00 - [347] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: JUPA SACH wrote: Are you guys still recruiting? that depends, can you pub stomp in militia gear? something like this? http://www.subeimagenes.com/img/1239925-1433315263577388-209757067-n-1100836.html
hfderrtgvcd 503	Posted - 2014.09.23 00:04:00 - [348] - Quote JUPA SACH wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: JUPA SACH wrote: Are you guys still recruiting? that depends, can you pub stomp in militia gear? something like this? http://www.subeimagenes.com/img/1239925-1433315263577388-209757067-n-1100836.html tanks don't count as militia gear You can't fight in here! This is the war room.
JUPA SACH 1.U.P 143	Posted - 2014.09.23 00:52:00 - [349] - Quote hfderrtgvcd wrote: JUPA SACH wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: JUPA SACH wrote: Are you guys still recruiting? that depends, can you pub stomp in militia gear? something like this? http://www.subeimagenes.com/img/1239925-1433315263577388-209757067-n-1100836.html tanks don't count as militia gear Anyone thas has played with me knows I have never played as a tank
Badgerr Rager Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 804	Posted - 2014.09.23 21:02:00 - [350] - Quote Of course we are recruiting. Apply with character info and we will take a look .. One day, I would like to be good at this game

JUPA SACH 1.U.P 144	Posted - 2014.09.23 22:20:00 - [351] - Quote Badgerr Rager wrote: Of course we are recruiting. Apply with character info and we will take a look .. Thanks for answering, I guess ill apply saturday or sunday.
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 9339	Posted - 2014.09.23 22:30:00 - [352] - Quote Badgerr Rager wrote: Of course we are recruiting. Apply with character info and we will take a look .. more like accept it without looking i like waffles
Immortal John Ripper 24857	Posted - 2014.09.24 20:03:00 - [353] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Badgerr Rager wrote: Of course we are recruiting. Apply with character info and we will take a look .. more like accept it without looking That's the right attitude! Hey I just met you, and this is crazy Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555 Ping me maybe?
Aeon Amadi Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 6594	Posted - 2014.09.30 02:05:00 - [354] - Quote Here's my resume. Objective: ** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game. Attributes: - Possible ESP. - Beard larger than my ego. - Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting. - Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk. - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. - I like dipping fried chicken in honey. Experience: - I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS. - A lot of got damn PC matches. - I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once. - Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections. - Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject. Work: I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday. Education: Knew algebra/trig but forgot it. Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro. Can encrypt the ever-living ** out of a hard-drive. { \| bittervetmode = 1 I } == Description == This player has reached their breaking point [[Category: Angry]]
hfderrtgvcd 599	Posted - 2014.09.30 02:23:00 - [355] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. Genuinely curious what happened You can't fight in here! This is the war room.
Aeon Amadi Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 6594	Posted - 2014.09.30 02:32:00 - [356] - Quote hfderrtgvcd wrote: Aeon Amadi wrote: - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. Genuinely curious what happened S'on the forums. Search bar is roughly at the top of the screen x3 { \| bittervetmode = 1 I } == Description == This player has reached their breaking point [[Category: Angry]]
DJINN Rampage Pure Evil. 1478	Posted - 2014.09.30 02:38:00 - [357] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: Here's my resume. Objective: ** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game. Attributes: - Possible ESP. - Beard larger than my ego. - Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting. - Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk. - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. - I like dipping fried chicken in honey. Experience: - I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS. - A lot of got damn PC matches. - I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once. - Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections. - Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject. Work: I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday. Education: Knew algebra/trig but forgot it. Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro. Can encrypt the ever-living out of a hard-drive. i vouch for this. Aeon5Lyfe CEO of Pure Evil. True Ancient Exile.** LoL>DUST514
CUSE TOWN333 KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 1594	Posted - 2014.09.30 04:39:00 - [358] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Badgerr Rager wrote: Of course we are recruiting. Apply with character info and we will take a look .. more like accept it without looking thats what i do now. let all the spys pay there taxes. KEQ diplomat/ intel /GC officer
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 9391	Posted - 2014.09.30 23:42:00 - [359] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: Here's my resume. Objective: ** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game. Attributes: - Possible ESP. - Beard larger than my ego. - Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting. - Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk. - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. - I like dipping fried chicken in honey. Experience: - I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS. - A lot of got damn PC matches. - I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once. - Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections. - Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject. Work: I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday. Education: Knew algebra/trig but forgot it. Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro. Can encrypt the ever-living ** out of a hard-drive. Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you i like waffles
Badgerr Rager Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 806	Posted - 2014.10.01 02:18:00 - [360] - Quote I am...IN LOVE......................WITH..................................................................PIZZAAA One day, I would like to be good at this game



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