DUST Search - Fatal Absolution recruiting for PC

Patrick57 wrote:

Aeon Amadi wrote:

Here's my resume.

Objective:
**** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing **** on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game.

Attributes:
- Possible ESP.
- Beard larger than my ego.
- Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting.
- Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk.
- Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off.
- I like dipping fried chicken in honey.

Experience:
- I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS.
- A lot of got damn PC matches.
- I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once.
- Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections.
- Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject.

Work:
I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday.

Education:
Knew algebra/trig but forgot it.
Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro.
Can encrypt the ever-living **** out of a hard-drive.

Feel free to send in your app. Big smile

we'd love to have a player such as you Cool


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General John Ripper 22463	Posted - 2014.07.23 00:37:00 - [1] - Quote Can I join with a negative 10.0 kdr? Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
General John Ripper 22463	Posted - 2014.07.23 10:09:00 - [2] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: Can I join with a negative 10.0 kdr? No the requirement is a -11 kdr sadly you don't qualify, however if taco's are brought into the equation then it'll be considered. I am amazed how far tacos have taken me in my New Eden life. Count me in! Tacos for all of FA! Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
General John Ripper 22463	Posted - 2014.07.23 14:47:00 - [3] - Quote Soulja Ghostface wrote: Scrubs (This Term is now cliche and holds no meaning) lol I called ya'll scrubs. SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! In the end I'm a scrub hug Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
General John Ripper 22499	Posted - 2014.07.24 10:01:00 - [4] - Quote Kouped wrote: Well, since my badgerness will kick in eventually.. After you guys toss out those half eaten tacos, I rummage through the garbage to eat them. I shall be satisfied. Also, Those panty droppers Derrith shares with us is divine. But Patrick is amazing with his Eve presence always spying on us. But you are caldari, not minmatar. You deserve better. Come and join us at the party. Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
General John Ripper 22665	Posted - 2014.07.26 14:18:00 - [5] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Glory to Princess Zatata, our CPM1 power hoarding scumbag etc etc. Phase 1 of Master plan complete. Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
General John Ripper 22796	Posted - 2014.07.28 15:02:00 - [6] - Quote Cups..... CCP is now cyber stalking me and banning me for stuff I post months ago no one will ever see. I will never be safe.
General John Ripper 22821	Posted - 2014.08.08 08:47:00 - [7] - Quote Thanks for the 100 mill isk. However I regret to inform that I will not be joining fa and I am taking off with your isk. Happy trails. o7 I am actually Conan O'Brien IRL. Yes... this now explains everything.
General John Ripper 23013	Posted - 2014.08.09 05:37:00 - [8] - Quote Zatara Rought wrote: No thank you for the services rendered! No other corporation has serviced so many of our wonderful members at the same time, you can see why'd we would be quite grateful to keep it in house. Should you change your mind and wish to render these illustrious services at a reduced price because you enjoyed our cu(l)minating satisfaction we should be quite pleased to have the pleasure serviced by you once again. :D Thank you for being so understanding. Alt of GJR.
General John Ripper 24044	Posted - 2014.08.24 19:25:00 - [9] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: Knight Soiaire wrote: Troll or not, he certainly kept our recruitment thread at the top of the list. /o/ And doubled it's size. I can do that for you too. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all I am the Alpha and the Omega.
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.14 13:09:00 - [10] - Quote So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150

General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.14 13:43:00 - [11] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. and this is how he treats us. not to mention his previous banter. please don't I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.14 14:16:00 - [12] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. Nope just me. please don't I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.16 16:25:00 - [13] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? You need to hit us with your best taco joke. but really... it could be of any culinary dish. I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.17 01:19:00 - [14] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Spademan wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? Hey if I got in I reckon most people can. Aw come on spade, give yourself some credit. :) Well patrick and derrith got in... I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
General John Ripper 24749	Posted - 2014.09.19 16:42:00 - [15] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Spademan wrote: XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. These guys get it. I would like all of these posts if I could. I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
General John Ripper 24898	Posted - 2014.10.01 03:01:00 - [16] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Aeon Amadi wrote: Here's my resume. Objective: ** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game. Attributes: - Possible ESP. - Beard larger than my ego. - Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting. - Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk. - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. - I like dipping fried chicken in honey. Experience: - I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS. - A lot of got damn PC matches. - I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once. - Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections. - Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject. Work: I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday. Education: Knew algebra/trig but forgot it. Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro. Can encrypt the ever-living ** out of a hard-drive. Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you I say decline, he is too good for you guys. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555 Ping me maybe?
General John Ripper 24964	Posted - 2014.10.03 17:42:00 - [17] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Ripcord19981 wrote: is the princess playing dust still or is zatata her highness in Destiny still Still in Destiny. :/ as is skeletor and a few other people. Yay for CPM Zatara! The greatest and most active cpm of them all! Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
General John Ripper 24964	Posted - 2014.10.05 22:29:00 - [18] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt. about time. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
General John Ripper 24964	Posted - 2014.10.06 18:07:00 - [19] - Quote Can I still bump this? Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
General John Ripper 24964	Posted - 2014.10.07 02:37:00 - [20] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: Can I still bump this? That's my intent. Bump, but we're still not recruiting. Bump. P.S. Haha you can't join. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

General John Ripper 24987	Posted - 2014.10.09 22:58:00 - [21] - Quote friends only club. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
General John Ripper 24987	Posted - 2014.10.10 07:50:00 - [22] - Quote D4GG3R wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: friends only club. Friendssss. P.S. haha I told you so That you did. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
General John Ripper 25117	Posted - 2014.10.14 10:17:00 - [23] - Quote All FA applicants are encourages to join Rippers Taco Shack. Dear Diary - The thoughts of a madman.
General John Ripper 25117	Posted - 2014.10.15 17:14:00 - [24] - Quote They might recruit you... however you must send me 100m to me... Also it is not guaranteed that you will get in. You are only paying to be "considered". - No refunds. Dear Diary - The thoughts of a madman.
General John Ripper 26072	Posted - 2014.11.24 17:14:00 - [25] - Quote Zatara Rought wrote: Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: Is recruitment still closed? Fine, didn't want to join anyways.... lmao It's open to no one sans a few exceptions. Vik you would be one of those exceptions. Obviously. For a closed recruitment thread, just about everyone who posts here asking to join seems to be an exception. Your thread title is a lie! Everything CCP does is right. They are the greatest company in the world. CCP cares about the playerbase.
General John Ripper 26072	Posted - 2014.11.28 21:30:00 - [26] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: D4GG3R wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Not at all. Viktor knows he could get accepted within about 30 seconds, but I'm tolerably sure he's just trolling about. Shhhhhhhh, "recruitment is closed." viktor would be an exception. there's not many like him Shut up patrick. Everything CCP does is right. They are the greatest company in the world. CCP cares about the playerbase.
General John Ripper 26834	Posted - 2014.12.02 23:44:00 - [27] - Quote SL-1200 wrote: I stand .I am sl -1200 .and would like to join your corp .since it took six months in this game and after being in g .a.and c TrasTras ...I would like to jump into the elite.I logistical amarr prototype.my half of the game are: 3500-5000 points not all get to 5000 but between 3000 and 4200 in all the domination rondo is .I would like to enter !PS: I speak English and Spanish and I'm not sure if that's a problem .a greeting Recruitment is closed! go away, but message derrith or zatara.. they are secretly letting everyone in because the thread title is a lie! True Adamance = #1 poster IJR = #1 in likes The Amarr control and dominate these forums.All your base are belong to us
General John Ripper 26834	Posted - 2014.12.08 07:02:00 - [28] - Quote Spademan wrote: Funfact: Due to my number of likes, I am a senior member of the corp. Therefore, if you send me 10million Isk I can get you in. can I join for free? Also does this mean I become your new boss? True Adamance = #1 poster IJR = #1 in likes The Amarr control and dominate these forums.All your base are belong to us

Everything CCP does is right.

Everything CCP does is right.