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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
13429
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Posted - 2014.05.16 23:20:00 -
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Fatal Absolution are looking to expand our corp for PC operations.
Hey look, another corp recruitment thread. WhoGÇÖs this corp?
WeGÇÖre a 4 month old corp created to satisfy the whims of our space commie overlord top toilet scrubber Princess Zatata! We boast top 5 activity on a weekly and monthly basis, a snazzy corp name, and most importantly compete regularly and competitively in Planetary Conquest.
Our purpose is PC GÇô weGÇÖre here to play PC, whether it be merc work/ringing or holding our own land.
Why join us?
You get to be an elitist wanker supreme dustlord who gets to fight in lots of PC matches for land in a bijeo game. You also get paid space monies GÇô generally 3-5 mil per contract ringing as well as a weekly paycheck for contributing to our success.
You gain access to our forum warrior department, able to completely derail any thread you may dislike on a whim.
There are good squadding opportunities at most times of day, regardless of timezone. Really, the only quiet time is downtime.
0% tax, because weGÇÖre too bourgeois to bother with such things.
The ideal reason we want you to want to join is because you crave competitive fights. ISK and personal glory are cool, but love for the fight and the game should ideally be your primary motivators. We hope that in coming here you also develop corp and team cohesion as we learn and succeed together.
Here's our generic list of check-offs that are all negotiable:
- PC competitive fitting (proto weapon/suit and, unless you're a heavy, proto links)
- A sense of humour GÇô games are for fun, after all
- Microphone/headset + comms able (the ability to get on comms is a must, even if you donGÇÖt want to talk)
- Ability to get on well with people
- Immediate realization that Princess Zatata carries us all (even when orbitalling friendlies)
The intangibles we really care about is aptitude for shooting nerds, good teamwork, co-operation, and ambition to succeed at the competitive levels. ThereGÇÖs very little room for douchebaggery, but we can make an exception if your mic is turned off. 
There are no hard KDR requirements. This is because we donGÇÖt believe that KDR is a good assessment of skill, only a guideline. You do need to have good combat aptitude, but KDR is only a guideline of that.
If youGÇÖre interested, get in touch and youGÇÖll get invited to our channel and weGÇÖll run a few matches with you so you can see if weGÇÖre a good fit for you.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Ripcord19981
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
Lokun Listamenn
564
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Posted - 2014.05.17 00:20:00 -
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bump
I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.
Turkey sammich>taco
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1888
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Posted - 2014.05.17 01:50:00 -
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You also forgot another three requirements.
1) Derriths panty dropper library found only inside of FA is a sacred monument open only to the warriors of FA, and no one else.
2) You are required as a member of FA to memorize our anthem while being spanked by Catbug and cooking Mango pancakes for our Princess Zatata.
3) You must also find the most adorable anime pic you can find. Like this one here.
Betty White, the worlds hottest grandma.
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D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property
281
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Posted - 2014.05.17 02:11:00 -
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Can I be the 2nd bump?:)
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Patrick57
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Posted - 2014.05.17 03:56:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:Can I be the 2nd bump?:)
:D
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noobsniper the 2nd
Kestrel Mercenary Group
Zero-Day
555
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Posted - 2014.05.17 04:44:00 -
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I thought zatara got promoted to janitor?
CEO of Kestrel Mercenary Group
Recruitment status: open
No scrubs allowed that means you random blueberry
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D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property
285
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Posted - 2014.05.17 05:26:00 -
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noobsniper the 2nd wrote:I thought zatara got promoted to janitor?
GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE
<3
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Zatara Rought
2969
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Posted - 2014.05.17 07:05:00 -
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Aaaaaaand this will be shelved until further notice! :D
CEO of FA, Candidate for CPM1
Follow me on twitter Skype Zatara.Rought
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D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property
290
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Posted - 2014.05.17 21:42:00 -
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Poor Arkena, so much hard work put into that thread:(
Shout out to all my Pre-1.8 scout brothers!
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.05.17 22:59:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:Poor Arkena, so much hard work put into that thread:(
Nah it was ancient stuff I never posted then we decided to post then we had a corp meeting and went 'nope'.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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XEROO COOL
The Last of DusT.
General Tso's Alliance
1062
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Posted - 2014.05.19 15:32:00 -
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SOOO MANY LINES....
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
Kyle720 on PSN
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
14195
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Posted - 2014.06.07 17:21:00 -
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Actively recruiting again.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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D4GG3R
Heaven's Lost Property
363
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Posted - 2014.06.07 18:18:00 -
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So are FA members returning from TLoDT or is this starting from scratch??
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
153
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Posted - 2014.06.07 21:50:00 -
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Bump 
CEOof Horizons' Edge mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7667
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Posted - 2014.06.07 22:03:00 -
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Does this mean I'm not the CEO anymore?  |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
14206
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Posted - 2014.06.07 22:05:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Does this mean I'm not the CEO anymore?
We covered this in squad Pat.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7667
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Posted - 2014.06.07 22:27:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Does this mean I'm not the CEO anymore? We covered this in squad Pat.
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Benjamin Ciscko
The Last of DusT.
General Tso's Alliance
2330
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Posted - 2014.06.08 15:45:00 -
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Bump
Tanker/Logi
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7683
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Posted - 2014.06.10 20:54:00 -
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Back to the top.
Also, Arkena, you may want to update the post. We're more than four months old, and, since the merger fanfest, we are not in the top five for weekly kills anymore. :( |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
14378
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Posted - 2014.06.10 21:27:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Back to the top.
Also, Arkena, you may want to update the post. We're more than four months old, and, since the merger fanfest, we are not in the top five for weekly kills anymore. :(
Hush Patrick, that would take effort.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Benjamin Ciscko
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
2338
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Posted - 2014.06.11 00:07:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Back to the top.
Also, Arkena, you may want to update the post. We're more than four months old, and, since the merger fanfest, we are not in the top five for weekly kills anymore. :( Hush Patrick, that would take effort.
I know effort is so over rated.
Tanker/Logi
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7685
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Posted - 2014.06.11 00:44:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Back to the top.
Also, Arkena, you may want to update the post. We're more than four months old, and, since the merger fanfest, we are not in the top five for weekly kills anymore. :( Hush Patrick, that would take effort.
I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!
It won't happen again dear forum overlord. ._. |
zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
160
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Posted - 2014.06.11 01:19:00 -
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CEOof Horizons' Edge mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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Scar Scrilla
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
223
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Posted - 2014.06.11 10:59:00 -
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Do u guys have a public channel so we could squad up and make a few runs?
"Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses"
"Go and hack the letter(s)" - Join our public channel: UN1TE
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1101
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Posted - 2014.06.11 17:40:00 -
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Scar Scrilla wrote:Do u guys have a public channel so we could squad up and make a few runs? We do... message anyone with FA tags on this post and we will send it to you.
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
Kyle720 on PSN
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
7691
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Posted - 2014.06.13 21:17:00 -
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Arkena, for such a god-like forum warrior, I expect you to be better at keeping a simple recruitment thread bumped. -_- |
Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2347
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Posted - 2014.06.15 02:03:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Arkena, for such a god-like forum warrior, I expect you to be better at keeping a simple recruitment thread bumped. -_-
He's too busy foraging for likes.
Tanker/Logi
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John Mocahn
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
450
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Posted - 2014.06.15 03:46:00 -
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bump
843 Sergeant
Alts: Coram Iudice (Gal Assault) , Zer0-Zer0 (Tank)
BurgezzE.T.F
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3921
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Posted - 2014.06.16 01:13:00 -
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FA has homeboy skills.
Bump.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Destiny beta SoonGäó
Console Master Race
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THUNDERGROOVE
Fatal Absolution
928
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Posted - 2014.06.18 01:31:00 -
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Bump!
The Amarr scout bonus is like the old Amarr sentinel bonus. No one needed 25% reduction to overheat damage on a heavy;_;
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