DUST Search - Fatal Absolution recruiting for PC

Patrick57 wrote:

Aeon Amadi wrote:

Here's my resume.

Objective:
**** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing **** on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game.

Attributes:
- Possible ESP.
- Beard larger than my ego.
- Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting.
- Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk.
- Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off.
- I like dipping fried chicken in honey.

Experience:
- I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS.
- A lot of got damn PC matches.
- I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once.
- Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections.
- Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject.

Work:
I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday.

Education:
Knew algebra/trig but forgot it.
Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro.
Can encrypt the ever-living **** out of a hard-drive.

Feel free to send in your app. Big smile

we'd love to have a player such as you Cool


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Immortal John Ripper 22421	Posted - 2014.07.23 00:37:00 - [1] - Quote Can I join with a negative 10.0 kdr? Your heart's desire is to be told some mystery. The mystery is that there is no mystery. I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Immortal John Ripper 22453	Posted - 2014.07.23 10:09:00 - [2] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: Can I join with a negative 10.0 kdr? No the requirement is a -11 kdr sadly you don't qualify, however if taco's are brought into the equation then it'll be considered. I am amazed how far tacos have taken me in my New Eden life. Count me in! Tacos for all of FA! Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy. I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Immortal John Ripper 22464	Posted - 2014.07.23 14:47:00 - [3] - Quote Soulja Ghostface wrote: Scrubs (This Term is now cliche and holds no meaning) lol I called ya'll scrubs. SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB! In the end I'm a scrub hug Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
Immortal John Ripper 22590	Posted - 2014.07.24 10:01:00 - [4] - Quote Kouped wrote: Well, since my badgerness will kick in eventually.. After you guys toss out those half eaten tacos, I rummage through the garbage to eat them. I shall be satisfied. Also, Those panty droppers Derrith shares with us is divine. But Patrick is amazing with his Eve presence always spying on us. But you are caldari, not minmatar. You deserve better. Come and join us at the party. Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender I am the Alpha and the Omega
Immortal John Ripper 22669	Posted - 2014.07.26 14:18:00 - [5] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Glory to Princess Zatata, our CPM1 power hoarding scumbag etc etc. Phase 1 of Master plan complete. Only I can master the 4 races and bring balance to this galaxy - GJR The Last Clone bender Skype: John_Ripper5150
Immortal John Ripper 22760	Posted - 2014.07.28 15:02:00 - [6] - Quote Cups..... Someday I am going to be King of the Pirates. Skype: John_Ripper5150
Immortal John Ripper 22821	Posted - 2014.08.08 08:47:00 - [7] - Quote Thanks for the 100 mill isk. However I regret to inform that I will not be joining fa and I am taking off with your isk. Happy trails. o7 I am actually Conan O'Brien IRL. Yes... this now explains everything.
Immortal John Ripper 22845	Posted - 2014.08.09 05:37:00 - [8] - Quote Zatara Rought wrote: No thank you for the services rendered! No other corporation has serviced so many of our wonderful members at the same time, you can see why'd we would be quite grateful to keep it in house. Should you change your mind and wish to render these illustrious services at a reduced price because you enjoyed our cu(l)minating satisfaction we should be quite pleased to have the pleasure serviced by you once again. :D Thank you for being so understanding. I am actually Conan O'Brien IRL. Yes... this now explains everything.
Immortal John Ripper 23992	Posted - 2014.08.17 04:14:00 - [9] - Quote Patrlck 56 wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Patrlck 56 wrote: bump who are you I'm one of GJR's alts It's true. Vote Ripper 4 Goon. Spoiler Alert Tenzin dies in legend of Korra today.
Immortal John Ripper 24029	Posted - 2014.08.23 21:31:00 - [10] - Quote I don't corp hop. I corp hump. Tenzin 4 Earth King

Immortal John Ripper 24034	Posted - 2014.08.23 22:34:00 - [11] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: I just realized like 40% of our thread is trolling one person. smh <3 you firebush. You know who you are.
Immortal John Ripper 24044	Posted - 2014.08.24 19:25:00 - [12] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: Knight Soiaire wrote: Troll or not, he certainly kept our recruitment thread at the top of the list. /o/ And doubled it's size. I can do that for you too. <3 you firebush. You know who you are.
Immortal John Ripper 24046	Posted - 2014.08.25 00:56:00 - [13] - Quote 1. send me 10 mill 2. I will tell them you are my alt. 3. They will have no choice but to accept you. 4. ??? 5. Profit. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Immortal John Ripper 24048	Posted - 2014.08.25 03:15:00 - [14] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: 1. send me 10 mill 2. I will tell them you are my alt. 3. They will have no choice but to accept you. 4. ??? 5. Profit. OK I'll make sure to let your alt in for a whole 6 seconds (That's like 5 seconds longer than Atiim) You had to ruin the surprise. 4. Get kicked 5. Profit. (for Me) Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Immortal John Ripper 24242	Posted - 2014.09.07 04:25:00 - [15] - Quote it is not like it matters. idk why derrith is making a big deal out of it. Mr. machine guns was always a pawn in a game a chess. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy Happy Birthday to the greatest player on dust
Immortal John Ripper 24389	Posted - 2014.09.10 02:08:00 - [16] - Quote astros257 ALVAREZ wrote: can i join i have 20 mil sp and are pc ready You have to prove you are not a spy by sending me 5 mill. Then you must squad with derrith and another fa member and prove you don't suck. After that you will get your isk back and you are accepted. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
Immortal John Ripper 24565	Posted - 2014.09.14 13:09:00 - [17] - Quote So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. Doubling Billions of isk! I will double ALL isk from now until the15th!! No amounts under 5m. Don't waste my time.
Immortal John Ripper 24566	Posted - 2014.09.14 13:43:00 - [18] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. and this is how he treats us. not to mention his previous banter. please don't Doubling Billions of isk! I will double ALL isk from now until the15th!! No amounts under 5m. Don't waste my time.
Immortal John Ripper 24566	Posted - 2014.09.14 14:16:00 - [19] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. Nope just me. please don't Doubling Billions of isk! I will double ALL isk from now until the15th!! No amounts under 5m. Don't waste my time.
Immortal John Ripper 24623	Posted - 2014.09.16 16:25:00 - [20] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? You need to hit us with your best taco joke. but really... it could be of any culinary dish. Total isk scammed: 37 million.

Immortal John Ripper 24652	Posted - 2014.09.17 01:19:00 - [21] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Spademan wrote: Joel II X wrote: Lol'd@pg16 Anywho, you guys still looking? Do I need to write anything specific on the app, if the answer to the previous question is yes? Hey if I got in I reckon most people can. Aw come on spade, give yourself some credit. :) Well patrick and derrith got in... Donating all scammed isk to needy Matari. Tell me your sad story for it.
Immortal John Ripper 24728	Posted - 2014.09.19 16:42:00 - [22] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Spademan wrote: XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. These guys get it. I would like all of these posts if I could. I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :(
Immortal John Ripper 24756	Posted - 2014.09.20 06:22:00 - [23] - Quote Here are some tips for you guys https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=175657&find=unread I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
Immortal John Ripper 24804	Posted - 2014.09.22 21:29:00 - [24] - Quote JUPA SACH wrote: Are you guys still recruiting? that depends, can you pub stomp in militia gear? I would like your post if I could but CCP nerfed my like button and took it away. :( Skype: John_Ripper5150
Immortal John Ripper 24857	Posted - 2014.09.24 20:03:00 - [25] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Badgerr Rager wrote: Of course we are recruiting. Apply with character info and we will take a look .. more like accept it without looking That's the right attitude! Hey I just met you, and this is crazy Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555 Ping me maybe?
Immortal John Ripper 24907	Posted - 2014.10.01 03:01:00 - [26] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Aeon Amadi wrote: Here's my resume. Objective: ** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game. Attributes: - Possible ESP. - Beard larger than my ego. - Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting. - Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk. - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. - I like dipping fried chicken in honey. Experience: - I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS. - A lot of got damn PC matches. - I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once. - Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections. - Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject. Work: I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday. Education: Knew algebra/trig but forgot it. Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro. Can encrypt the ever-living ** out of a hard-drive. Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you I say decline, he is too good for you guys. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555 Ping me maybe?
Immortal John Ripper 24913	Posted - 2014.10.03 17:42:00 - [27] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Ripcord19981 wrote: is the princess playing dust still or is zatata her highness in Destiny still Still in Destiny. :/ as is skeletor and a few other people. Yay for CPM Zatara! The greatest and most active cpm of them all! Hey I just met you, and this is crazy Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555 Ping me maybe?
Immortal John Ripper 24929	Posted - 2014.10.05 22:29:00 - [28] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt. about time. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy Now heres my number : 192.168.0.6:5555 Ping me maybe?
Immortal John Ripper 24939	Posted - 2014.10.06 18:07:00 - [29] - Quote Can I still bump this? Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
Immortal John Ripper 24955	Posted - 2014.10.07 02:37:00 - [30] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: Can I still bump this? That's my intent. Bump, but we're still not recruiting. Bump. P.S. Haha you can't join. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.

Immortal John Ripper 24966	Posted - 2014.10.09 22:58:00 - [31] - Quote friends only club. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
Immortal John Ripper 24975	Posted - 2014.10.10 07:50:00 - [32] - Quote D4GG3R wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: friends only club. Friendssss. P.S. haha I told you so That you did. Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
Immortal John Ripper 25081	Posted - 2014.10.14 10:17:00 - [33] - Quote All FA applicants are encourages to join Rippers Taco Shack. Its never taken me so long to get 50 likes to break 25k Conclusion:Dust community prefers puppies > cats Sorry catmerc
Immortal John Ripper 25121	Posted - 2014.10.15 17:14:00 - [34] - Quote They might recruit you... however you must send me 100m to me... Also it is not guaranteed that you will get in. You are only paying to be "considered". - No refunds. Dear Diary - The thoughts of a madman.
Immortal John Ripper 25775	Posted - 2014.11.24 17:14:00 - [35] - Quote Zatara Rought wrote: Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: Is recruitment still closed? Fine, didn't want to join anyways.... lmao It's open to no one sans a few exceptions. Vik you would be one of those exceptions. Obviously. For a closed recruitment thread, just about everyone who posts here asking to join seems to be an exception. Your thread title is a lie! Delete Minmatar from the game.
Immortal John Ripper 25909	Posted - 2014.11.28 21:30:00 - [36] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: D4GG3R wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Not at all. Viktor knows he could get accepted within about 30 seconds, but I'm tolerably sure he's just trolling about. Shhhhhhhh, "recruitment is closed." viktor would be an exception. there's not many like him Shut up patrick. Everything CCP does is right. They are the greatest company in the world. CCP cares about the playerbase.
Immortal John Ripper 26181	Posted - 2014.12.02 23:44:00 - [37] - Quote SL-1200 wrote: I stand .I am sl -1200 .and would like to join your corp .since it took six months in this game and after being in g .a.and c TrasTras ...I would like to jump into the elite.I logistical amarr prototype.my half of the game are: 3500-5000 points not all get to 5000 but between 3000 and 4200 in all the domination rondo is .I would like to enter !PS: I speak English and Spanish and I'm not sure if that's a problem .a greeting Recruitment is closed! go away, but message derrith or zatara.. they are secretly letting everyone in because the thread title is a lie! I am the greatest gamer of all time. Like if you agree.
Immortal John Ripper 26385	Posted - 2014.12.08 07:02:00 - [38] - Quote Spademan wrote: Funfact: Due to my number of likes, I am a senior member of the corp. Therefore, if you send me 10million Isk I can get you in. can I join for free? Also does this mean I become your new boss? I am an idea.

Delete Minmatar from the game.

Everything CCP does is right.