What entrance exam? Blaziken is interested...

well, Fatal Absolution may be interested in having you. But in order to truly find out if you're a good fit for our merry group of homos, I'll have to ask you a few questions. Now before you dismiss these questions as useless, know that these are very important questions, and could be the difference between accepting your app or denying it.

Just remember to be honest, cause our recruitment department takes this very seriously, and will run checks on you.

1) What is your all time KD/R?

2) What is your sexual orientation?
A) Men
B) Women
C) Fish
D) Goats and sheep
E) all of the above

3) What is your preferred genre of music?
A) Rock and Roll
B) new school rap
C) Old school rap
D) Panty dropping, negro love music
E) Weird techno or dubstep

4) Upon possible acceptance into FA, would you be able to submit photographic proof to Djinn Rampage and Badgerr Rager that you are well hung?

5) Do you at least enjoy the thought of black guys singing to you about love and lovemaking?

6) Please watch this music video. Now tell me exactly what you feel in your pants, and also tell me what your desires are after watching this.

7) Let's say you visit a strip club, when an "entertainer" is dancing on top of you, do you make it rain:
A) Dollar bills
B) Whatever change you find in your room
C) water
D) peppermint candy
E) expired condoms

Well, that's the main bulk of the questions, more FA representatives may be by with more questions. Just be sure to be as honest as possible. Thank you for your time.

Dang it don't have enough sp

If isk is sent to me, it can get you around the sp requirement.

U can send isk 2 ppl?

Well Blaziken, you may lose interest after you read the questions, but here you are:



Original found here.

You can, but be wary of scammers.

This thread is a good source of entertainment.

I know someone who has been in about 50 corps in the past week that would love to get into this corp.

Yeah scammers like spademan. I would double your isk if you sent it to me

Shut up Patrick.

I'm an honest guy who wants to do nothing but help out people looking for a good corp.

Hmmm looks like we are still recruiting. Send in those non blank amps, and please before you apply you must like Mikey Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Iggy azalea, and other female artists. We have a minmatar hate group, Amarr love group and if you play eve, we can at least talk to you about that also you have to be a scrub

Who doesn't like Taylor Swift???and NO one likes Amarr. All bout Caldari!!!

Did you guys abandon totally not gay or something?:(

Did you guys abandon totally not gay or something?:(

I don't think so. I'm still in it when I'm on, and a bunch of other people are always there.

When I got on there was only Murphys guys in there and it had a link to the new chat in the modt...

Apparently it's because I stopped playing eve. which is weird because Devin ken or badger all have channel op.

Oh yeah, I since learned that there's new channel.
Whoever comes up with the names for them needs to be fired.

Unfortunately, he is not trolling. You can confirm it by running into him in a match and by checking his corp history.

48 mil SP. Pure Evil dissolved within a week of me joining it. Still looking for players?