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![Zyanic Zyanic](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Zyanic
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:17:00 -
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Give your jokes out for others to see, like, and quote for your pleasure and theirs. Of course i'll be giving my share of corny jokes and funny ones as well, but by all means..... enjoy![Twisted](https://forums.dust514.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png) |
![Zyanic Zyanic](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Zyanic
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:21:00 -
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im playing ambush in the always empty Oceania server for practice on tanks and suits.... and i see this red berry strolling along with MLT suit on and shoot at him with my tanks. he literally dodges every shot and circles around my Madrugar and shoots with the rifle. i fall ovr this cliff and have like 12 armor left. he tosses a grenade and blows me and my tank up. seriously ive never felt more ashamed in this game. |
![Lonnie Lonewolf Lonnie Lonewolf](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_caldari_128.jpg)
Lonnie Lonewolf
Fenrir's Wolves RUST415
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:46:00 -
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Lol for shame sir for shame. |
![Zyanic Zyanic](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Zyanic
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:50:00 -
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-_- i know |
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RAGING GIGGLES
Hostile Acquisition Inc The Superpowers
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Posted - 2013.08.03 05:11:00 -
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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? |
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RAGING GIGGLES
Hostile Acquisition Inc The Superpowers
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Posted - 2013.08.03 05:14:00 -
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FULL !! |
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Zyanic
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Posted - 2013.08.04 04:08:00 -
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well... this is a corny parlor joke topic for a reason lol |
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RAGING GIGGLES
Hostile Acquisition Inc The Superpowers
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Posted - 2013.08.04 04:56:00 -
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What's black and white and red all over? |
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RAGING GIGGLES
Hostile Acquisition Inc The Superpowers
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Posted - 2013.08.04 04:58:00 -
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A PENGUIN IN A BLENDER !! |
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Zyanic
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Posted - 2013.08.04 05:08:00 -
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-_- wow..... just obliterated my mind |
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RAGING GIGGLES
Hostile Acquisition Inc The Superpowers
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Posted - 2013.08.04 21:07:00 -
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this is comedic gold you heckler... |
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Zyanic
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Posted - 2013.08.04 21:10:00 -
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well, like i said this is a parlor for funny and corny jokes... its for the viewers to decide |
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Buddha Brown
Factory Fresh
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Posted - 2013.08.13 21:10:00 -
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Not letting this die lol. I dont know where I heard this but I just recently heard it and I am stealing it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park, man!! (I know it's not the same in text but im sure you get the idea) |
![Zyanic Zyanic](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Zyanic
WAIT AND BLEED
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Posted - 2013.08.14 02:38:00 -
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im confused, but thx for tht one Buddha :) |
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RAGING GIGGLES
Hostile Acquisition Inc The Superpowers
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Posted - 2013.08.14 19:10:00 -
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like when ur at a store's parking lot and you see a space-man...you park |
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drake sadani
Tacti-corp
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Posted - 2013.08.17 21:28:00 -
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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." |
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Funky Chunky
FunkyStars
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Posted - 2013.08.18 02:16:00 -
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Buddha Brown wrote:Not letting this die lol. I dont know where I heard this but I just recently heard it and I am stealing it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park, man!! (I know it's not the same in text but im sure you get the idea) I get it |
![Zyanic Zyanic](https://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/img/character_creator/male_gallente_128.jpg)
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.18 03:18:00 -
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drake sadani wrote:"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." tht one was nice man |
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Wu-master
Stardust incorporation
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Posted - 2013.08.18 05:09:00 -
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WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE BODY ??????
BRAIN says I do all the thinking BLOOD says I nourish the body STOMACH saysI process all the food to get ready for nourishment LEGS says I carry everybody everywhere RECTUM says I do waste removal all the others LAUGHED at the RECTUM. so the RECTUM shut down tight. Pretty soon the: BRAIN had wicked headaches. BLOOD got toxic. LEGS got wobbly. STOMACH bloated. MORAL: OTHERS DO THE WORK and: THERE IS AN A$$HOLE IN CHARGE... |
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drake sadani
Tacti-corp
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Posted - 2013.08.19 08:43:00 -
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef
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CCP Mintchip
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.19 18:37:00 -
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Moving this to The Locker Room :) CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep |
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Terry Webber
Turalyon 514
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Posted - 2013.08.19 18:46:00 -
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Here's a blonde joke I found from the internet:
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." |
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Halador Osiris
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
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Posted - 2013.08.19 19:34:00 -
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Gallente scout walks into a junkyard. Minmatar heavy walks out. |
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Lillica Deathdealer
Mango and Friends
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Posted - 2013.08.19 23:54:00 -
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What do women and rocks have in common? You skip the flat ones.
...I apologize. |
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Princeps Marcellus
Expert Intervention Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.08.20 21:55:00 -
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Supernovas only happen once in a star's lifetime. You could say that a star going through a supernova is a super star. |
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Buddha Brown
Factory Fresh
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Posted - 2013.08.20 22:07:00 -
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I tried to come up with a good chemistry joke....but all the good ones argon |
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Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.20 22:19:00 -
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Terry Webber wrote:Here's a blonde joke I found from the internet:
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." ok, tht one was funny |
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Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.21 01:02:00 -
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ive got a joke, my buddy Ovr wanted me to post this one for him... Notice (joke is corny)
1 Amarr and 1 Christian walk into a supermarket and but groceries. the Amarr sees a Gallente Medium Frame gk.0 and starts shooting at him while the Christian see the Devil and pulls out a bible and chants prayers to Jesus. the gallente suit runs out the store and the christian and amarr bump into each other and shake hands.
the christian says, "may God bless u"
the amarr says,"i didnt sneeze" |
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Terry Webber
Turalyon 514
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Posted - 2013.08.22 02:08:00 -
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Here's another great joke from the internet. I burst out laughing when I first read it.
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard. One of the zoo keeper rushes right over. When he arrives, he has a net, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a Dachshund.
The man asks what the items are for. He's told, "I'm gonna climb the tree and hit the gorilla in the head with the baseball bat. When he falls out of the tree, you throw the net over him, and the Dachshund will go straight for his balls." The man asks, "But what's the shotgun for?"
The zoo keeper answers, "If I miss the gorilla and fall out of the tree, you shoot the Dachshund." |
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Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.22 13:22:00 -
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poor King Kong lol |
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