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Zyanic
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:17:00 -
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Give your jokes out for others to see, like, and quote for your pleasure and theirs. Of course i'll be giving my share of corny jokes and funny ones as well, but by all means..... enjoy |
Zyanic
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:21:00 -
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im playing ambush in the always empty Oceania server for practice on tanks and suits.... and i see this red berry strolling along with MLT suit on and shoot at him with my tanks. he literally dodges every shot and circles around my Madrugar and shoots with the rifle. i fall ovr this cliff and have like 12 armor left. he tosses a grenade and blows me and my tank up. seriously ive never felt more ashamed in this game. |
Zyanic
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.08.03 01:50:00 -
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-_- i know |
Zyanic
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.08.04 04:08:00 -
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well... this is a corny parlor joke topic for a reason lol |
Zyanic
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.08.04 05:08:00 -
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-_- wow..... just obliterated my mind |
Zyanic
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Posted - 2013.08.04 21:10:00 -
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well, like i said this is a parlor for funny and corny jokes... its for the viewers to decide |
Zyanic
WAIT AND BLEED
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Posted - 2013.08.14 02:38:00 -
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im confused, but thx for tht one Buddha :) |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.18 03:18:00 -
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drake sadani wrote:"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
tht one was nice man |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.20 22:19:00 -
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Terry Webber wrote:Here's a blonde joke I found from the internet:
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
ok, tht one was funny |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.21 01:02:00 -
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ive got a joke, my buddy Ovr wanted me to post this one for him... Notice (joke is corny)
1 Amarr and 1 Christian walk into a supermarket and but groceries. the Amarr sees a Gallente Medium Frame gk.0 and starts shooting at him while the Christian see the Devil and pulls out a bible and chants prayers to Jesus. the gallente suit runs out the store and the christian and amarr bump into each other and shake hands.
the christian says, "may God bless u"
the amarr says,"i didnt sneeze" |
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Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.22 13:22:00 -
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poor King Kong lol |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.27 13:14:00 -
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Seymor Krelborn wrote:you know you play too much DUST when:
1. you refer to your family as your corporation
2.you tell your bank your mortgage is over powered and needs a nerf
3.when you take a crap you think of it as dropping an orbital
4.you wake up on wed. and your first thought is "cap reset!"
5. at night you have nightmares of getting proto stomped and wake up in a cold sweat
6. you get into in depth philosophical conversations about whether or not clones eat, sleep and have sex with themselves
7. your at work right now and instead of doing your job your here on the forums reading a corny jokes thread
haha, something tells me man tht this all is refering to wat u did about 2-3 hours ago when u posted this |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.27 13:22:00 -
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i have a story, real short:
i was in a match where i was hunting an enemy tank and kept throwing AVs at it..... i think it was a Madrugar. so i chased it all around an ambush oms match. throwing my AVs noticing it wouldnt take any damage at all. now, i spent literally all my time chasing this tank tht was shooting at his allies, my allies werent attacking him, but i was still trying to get some tank kill points. finally, near the end i looked onto my HUB to see where the tank would be and its freakin BRIGHT BLUE! Bright as the freakin ocean and i wasted all my time trying to kill it. Came outta the match 0/0 wit 100 WP cuz i hacked 2 installations which i tried to use to kill him.
tht was most likely the dumbest day of my time in Dust |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
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Posted - 2013.08.27 14:00:00 -
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Forum Post
hey, this is my latest story for Dust 514 Fiction. i wanted you guys to see it and tell me wat u think |
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