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Government CheeseBurger
Molon Labe.
League of Infamy
554
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Posted - 2013.08.22 20:08:00 -
[31] - Quote
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2011/03/17/lost-street-sign/ |
knight of 6
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
233
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Posted - 2013.08.25 00:55:00 -
[32] - Quote
so, two dyslexics walk into a bra...
a seal walks into a club...
if a man openly speaks his mind in a forest and there is no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?
deja vu all over again
4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... that is a staggering statistic, that means that 1 in five of us enjoys diarrhea, ENJOYS IT, can you imagine? |
drake sadani
Tacti-corp
65
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Posted - 2013.08.25 18:47:00 -
[33] - Quote
this one will offend probably
how many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb
just Juan
hes the electrician |
THEFURY2KAD
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1
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Posted - 2013.08.26 22:58:00 -
[34] - Quote
What did 1 gay sperm say to the other? " How are we supposed to find an egg in all this ****?!" |
Logi Bro
Greatness Achieved Through Training
EoN.
2114
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Posted - 2013.08.27 01:51:00 -
[35] - Quote
"Rock is overpowered, paper is fine."
-Scissors
Not really a joke, but I thought it was humorous when I first heard it. |
Seymor Krelborn
DUST University
Ivy League
648
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Posted - 2013.08.27 12:33:00 -
[36] - Quote
you know you play too much DUST when:
1. you refer to your family as your corporation
2.you tell your bank your mortgage is over powered and needs a nerf
3.when you take a crap you think of it as dropping an orbital
4.you wake up on wed. and your first thought is "cap reset!"
5. at night you have nightmares of getting proto stomped and wake up in a cold sweat
6. you get into in depth philosophical conversations about whether or not clones eat, sleep and have sex with themselves
7. your at work right now and instead of doing your job your here on the forums reading a corny jokes thread |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
17
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Posted - 2013.08.27 13:14:00 -
[37] - Quote
Seymor Krelborn wrote:you know you play too much DUST when:
1. you refer to your family as your corporation
2.you tell your bank your mortgage is over powered and needs a nerf
3.when you take a crap you think of it as dropping an orbital
4.you wake up on wed. and your first thought is "cap reset!"
5. at night you have nightmares of getting proto stomped and wake up in a cold sweat
6. you get into in depth philosophical conversations about whether or not clones eat, sleep and have sex with themselves
7. your at work right now and instead of doing your job your here on the forums reading a corny jokes thread
haha, something tells me man tht this all is refering to wat u did about 2-3 hours ago when u posted this |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
17
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Posted - 2013.08.27 13:22:00 -
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i have a story, real short:
i was in a match where i was hunting an enemy tank and kept throwing AVs at it..... i think it was a Madrugar. so i chased it all around an ambush oms match. throwing my AVs noticing it wouldnt take any damage at all. now, i spent literally all my time chasing this tank tht was shooting at his allies, my allies werent attacking him, but i was still trying to get some tank kill points. finally, near the end i looked onto my HUB to see where the tank would be and its freakin BRIGHT BLUE! Bright as the freakin ocean and i wasted all my time trying to kill it. Came outta the match 0/0 wit 100 WP cuz i hacked 2 installations which i tried to use to kill him.
tht was most likely the dumbest day of my time in Dust |
Zyanic
Fenrir's Wolves
17
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Posted - 2013.08.27 14:00:00 -
[39] - Quote
Forum Post
hey, this is my latest story for Dust 514 Fiction. i wanted you guys to see it and tell me wat u think |
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