Not letting this die lol. I dont know where I heard this but I just recently heard it and I am stealing it.



What do you do when you see a spaceman?


You park, man!! (I know it's not the same in text but im sure you get the idea)

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

Here's a blonde joke I found from the internet:

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

you know you play too much DUST when:

1. you refer to your family as your corporation

2.you tell your bank your mortgage is over powered and needs a nerf

3.when you take a crap you think of it as dropping an orbital

4.you wake up on wed. and your first thought is "cap reset!"

5. at night you have nightmares of getting proto stomped and wake up in a cold sweat

6. you get into in depth philosophical conversations about whether or not clones eat, sleep and have sex with themselves

7. your at work right now and instead of doing your job your here on the forums reading a corny jokes thread