While waiting for your file to download (hack) you get this feeling someone is behind you about to throw a nade

When you throw your playstation out the window, buy a one way ticket to iceland, AWOX demolition.

Too far...

Maybe lol, but when you play dust too much... People can change, i can see it

When you start comparing coworkers to corpmates.

When you organize your wardrobe according to meta level.

You compare the vehicle you drive in IRL to the one you drive in DUST.
- When you start devising ways to make your real car look like an LAV.

When you look at a steep hill and ask yourself how many times you'll have to jump.
-When you actually do it, then have to stop because your stamina bar glitched.

Looking at moving objects makes you automatically look ahead of them to get the best lead for your railguns.

The best ones from the original thread.

PDIGGY22 wrote:

when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!"


Los Silencio wrote:
And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot".

I should edit my post. Should read more like, "When you start wishing your coworkers were more like your corpmates."

Everyone should have a Kiwi in corp. They're funny as hell. Especially when they run up to your tank, hope not to get killed, then give you a flying hug.

(Seriously though. I -wish- you were one of my coworkers. I'd never get bored. We might have to do something about yelling "Pizza's here" and start looking for Nanohives though.)

When entering your car slowly so you can pretend that you are hacking it. And once inside you wait for a while to see if someone will mount the gun seat before driving away.

When u write 2 a4 documents on a possabily faction warfare event rather than doing your actual job.... Processed to get caught. And then have your boss comments that it's a good idea and looks forword to seeing it....

I will find out which of you is you btw :-P:-P

When you wait around for weeks on end for a skill respec. Well, not that long for me but it has been for some,
When ccp hardly gives you any more information than soon and thank you for your patience.
When you begin to wonder if ccp really wants to keep it's players happy.

...you're walking down the street and have a panic attack when a car speeds by.
...you play other games and reset your PS3 every hour.
...you try to flank fat people.
...you worry about getting shot while using an ATM.

When you have to take a trainers course of how to play other FPS games thanks to the bloody **** aiming on this one.

When entering your car slowly so you can pretend that you are hacking it. And once inside you wait for a while to see if someone will mount the gun seat before driving away.