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Coleman Gray
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
346
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:55:00 -
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...when you tell a pregnant women "Pregnancy!? you think thats painful have you tried piloting a dropship!?" |
Sleepy Shadow
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
17
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:58:00 -
[32] - Quote
- You never stop moving at an ATM
- You want to shoot the empty donut box in front of the ATM
- You run for cover when you see a fat person waddling towards you, especially if thereGÇÖs a skinny guy behind them
- You look up and wait for your car to deploy
- You follow people wearing green
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Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
358
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Posted - 2013.06.13 09:11:00 -
[33] - Quote
Shyeer Alvarin wrote:I should edit my post. Should read more like, "When you start wishing your coworkers were more like your corpmates."
Everyone should have a Kiwi in corp. They're funny as hell. Especially when they run up to your tank, hope not to get killed, then give you a flying hug.
(Seriously though. I -wish- you were one of my coworkers. I'd never get bored. We might have to do something about yelling "Pizza's here" and start looking for Nanohives though.)
Thank work place would seriously get noting done.....I mean there'd be too much "Hey the boss isn't looking....PIZZA TIME!" (As we all whip out PS3's) |
SmileB4Death
Sugar Plum Fairies
112
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Posted - 2013.06.13 10:52:00 -
[34] - Quote
When you stand up to watch TV instead of sitting on your settee. |
pegasis prime
The Shadow Cavalry Mercenaries
DARKSTAR ARMY
275
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:01:00 -
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When you start checking for remote explosives at the atm.
You feel a breath of relief when you see a fat man wearing green.
You reach for your swarm launcher at the sight of a red car.
When walking home in built up areas you keep watching your vack for those pesky shotgun scouts. |
Beren Hurin
OMNI Endeavors
525
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:06:00 -
[36] - Quote
When you start to calculate the armor and shield resists and eHP of vehicles you are stuck in traffic with based off of their colors...Tan? Some packed A/V will go quick...grey...better use some flux first! |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
580
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:07:00 -
[37] - Quote
When you check out elevated land, tops of buildings, and lines of sight from traffic choke points for enemy chevrons as you walk around.
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Zauis Gallente
Tech Guard
General Tso's Alliance
6
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:08:00 -
[38] - Quote
When you try to exceed your weekly cap in 2 days. |
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CCP Frame
C C P
C C P Alliance
1019
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:14:00 -
[39] - Quote
When entering your car slowly so you can pretend that you are hacking it. And once inside you wait for a while to see if someone will mount the gun seat before driving away. |
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Novawolf McDustingham The514th
The Official Mintchip Fanclub
257
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:27:00 -
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When the increased speed at which you can sidestep in real life gives you motion sickness. |
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iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
706
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:29:00 -
[41] - Quote
When you lurk in the forums, and post in ANOTHER "you know you play Dust 514 too much when..." thread |
Another Heavy SOB
TRUE TEA BAGGERS
EoN.
138
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:32:00 -
[42] - Quote
When you start looking for SP and ISK earned on your paychecks.
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fenrir storm
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
341
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:37:00 -
[43] - Quote
When you play your first game of the day. |
A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
155
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:41:00 -
[44] - Quote
Worried that jumping down that last step on your front porch will kill you
Worried that you will get trapped on the top step and get killed
Worried that the cracks in the pavement/walkway will slow you down |
IamI3rian
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
162
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:50:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:When entering your car slowly so you can pretend that you are hacking it. And once inside you wait for a while to see if someone will mount the gun seat before driving away.
Also...
You drive away from your fellow carpoolers so they don't steal your car. X D |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
152
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:54:00 -
[46] - Quote
When you flip your car and you try to par O to flip it back.... |
Zauis Gallente
Tech Guard
General Tso's Alliance
7
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:00:00 -
[47] - Quote
When the lights go out and you feel like shouting "DAMN YOU CCP! AGAIN!?". (I kid of course, CCP is the best.) |
The Robot Devil
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
396
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:01:00 -
[48] - Quote
Whenever you hear the word "taxi" you begin to run and try to look at your radar. |
Bobert Wifepuncher
Knights of No Republic
4
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:26:00 -
[49] - Quote
When you wait around for weeks on end for a skill respec. Well, not that long for me but it has been for some,
When ccp hardly gives you any more information than soon and thank you for your patience. |
Halador Osiris
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
401
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:46:00 -
[50] - Quote
Your girlfriend keeps threatening to leave you. |
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Corbina Ninja
Maphia Clan Corporation
CRONOS.
152
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:04:00 -
[51] - Quote
when you hear a noise of an airplane and run away terrified thinking that RDV might crash over you |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
80
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:16:00 -
[52] - Quote
...you're jumping off a tall building and try to active your Inertia Dampener at the very last moment. |
Chilled Pill
Pro Hic Immortalis
92
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:34:00 -
[53] - Quote
...you keep wishing you can just spawn on a Drop Uplink to work, and again to go home. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
81
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:39:00 -
[54] - Quote
...when this tune sticks in your head 24/7 |
steadyhand amarr
Amarr Immortal Volunteers
696
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:52:00 -
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When u write 2 a4 documents on a possabily faction warfare event rather than doing your actual job.... Processed to get caught. And then have your boss comments that it's a good idea and looks forword to seeing it....
I will find out which of you is you btw :-P:-P |
martinofski
Rebelles A Quebec
Orion Empire
205
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:53:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:When u write 2 a4 documents on a possabily faction warfare event rather than doing your actual job.... Processed to get caught. And then have your boss comments that it's a good idea and looks forword to seeing it....
I will find out which of you is you btw :-P:-P
Nice. ahah.
(It's not me by the way) |
Sleepy Shadow
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
23
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:53:00 -
[57] - Quote
- Someone appears behind you and your first instinct is to start jumping
- You forget that you need keys to get in the car. And that that isnGÇÖt your car.
- You need to know the total cost of the clothes you're wearing
- You receive email and think GÇ£what did I do nowGÇ¥
- Your colleagues get annoyed that you wait for a 6th person before you can go for lunch. Or when you ask random people on the street to fill the last spot.
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Rynoceros
One-Armed Bandits
Unclaimed.
125
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:54:00 -
[58] - Quote
You get to work, clock in, grab some coffee, get comfy behind the desk, then you're suddenly back on your couch with a disconnect notice in the mail. The return address on the mail is PSN, but it's postmarked from Iceland... |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
202
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Posted - 2013.06.13 14:04:00 -
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Bobert Wifepuncher wrote:When you wait around for weeks on end for a skill respec. Well, not that long for me but it has been for some,
When ccp hardly gives you any more information than soon and thank you for your patience.
When you begin to wonder if ccp really wants to keep it's players happy.
When CCP posts in threads like this, however, refuses to acknowledge, comment on, or fix many legitimate issues such as:
Racial dropsuits or placeholders
Respecs for Heavies/Scouts
Certain bugs (broken railgun turret installations for example)
Dropships
etc.
However, they barrel full speed ahead with the addition of
New Dropsuit Roles (commando, scout)
New Dropships (Bomber)
New HAVs (Enforcer i think is what they called it)
etc.
Heres the big one) more integration with Eve.
More integration with Eve
More Integration with Eve
More Integration with Eve
While I understand this is the whole reason for Dust 514's existence, if Dust 514 continues down the Road it has been on, it will do nothing to benefit Eve players in New Eden because very few people will still play it.
I really do like Dust 514 and the vision CCP has for Dust 514 and Eve Online, and I want to see this vision come to fruition. In order for this to happen CCP, you need to concentrate on giving Dust 514 the ability to stand alone as the Mega-awesome-super-bad-a-z-z Futuristic Sandbox MMOFPS that you envision. THEN when Dust 514 has achieved (at least some of) it's own greatness, Merge Dust 514 and Eve Online. |
Severance Pay
Purgatorium of the Damned
League of Infamy
356
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Posted - 2013.06.13 14:09:00 -
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When you ask the Starbucks lady how much your Machiatto will be in aurum. |
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