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Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:21:00 -
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...you're walking down the street and have a panic attack when a car speeds by. |

Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
660
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:22:00 -
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I had a dream about a dropship flying over me at a family picnic |

HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
2752
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:24:00 -
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You throw empty pizza boxes down in hidden corners and yell the uplinks down! |

Ncredible Beast
NEW AGE EMPIRE The Family Syndicate
78
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:27:00 -
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...you camp in ur moms basement while MCC camping. |

HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
2752
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:36:00 -
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While waiting for your file to download (hack) you get this feeling someone is behind you about to throw a nade |

Tectonic Fusion
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
22
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:39:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:While waiting for your file to download (hack) you get this feeling someone is behind you about to throw a nade or shotgun your ass. |

Assert Dominance
Ahrendee Mercenaries Omega Commission
33
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:50:00 -
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When you throw your playstation out the window, buy a one way ticket to iceland, AWOX demolition. |

bolsh lee
Ahrendee Mercenaries Omega Commission
190
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:51:00 -
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When every game you see come out of E3 you compare to Dust, but then you remember that CCP hasn't graced us with one bit of transparency like promised ... You then quickly start to realize you're more hyped for the next gen titles then you are Dust because of lack of communication and the blatant disconnect CCP has created with Uprising.... |

Rogatien Merc
Ill Omens EoN.
67
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:54:00 -
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Assert Dominance wrote:When you throw your playstation out the window, buy a one way ticket to iceland, AWOX demolition. Too far... |

Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
1485
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:55:00 -
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Boy, that escalated quickly... |
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Assert Dominance
Ahrendee Mercenaries Omega Commission
34
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:10:00 -
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Rogatien Merc wrote:Assert Dominance wrote:When you throw your playstation out the window, buy a one way ticket to iceland, AWOX demolition. Too far... Maybe lol, but when you play dust too much... People can change, i can see it |

Daylon Daxx
Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:19:00 -
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When my neighbour tossed me a beer while I was cutting the grass last weekend. Just for a split second I thought he was grenading my lawn tractor. Good thing I have excellent hand to beer co-ordination, it could have got a bit messy. |

TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
852
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:21:00 -
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...you become sexually aroused by the idea of a geocentric universe. |

RINON114
B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance
209
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:23:00 -
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...you stop playing. |

Assert Dominance
Ahrendee Mercenaries Omega Commission
34
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:26:00 -
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When u play catch with a football, and run for your life thinking its a fused locus grenade. |

Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
218
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:27:00 -
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when you have nightmares about fused grenades,when you crave quafe,when you want a dropsuit,when you remind yourself suicide in public places is strictly prohibited,when you buy arum,when you visit the forums more then once a week ect ect ect |

Aqua-Regia
Ahrendee Frontlinez Omega Commission
206
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:29:00 -
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When you beat the dust out of the pillow, you name Eve every night. |

Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
99
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:40:00 -
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Assert Dominance wrote:Rogatien Merc wrote:Assert Dominance wrote:When you throw your playstation out the window, buy a one way ticket to iceland, AWOX demolition. Too far... Maybe lol, but when you play dust too much... People can change, i can see it I know someone who after a frustrating pub match took a controller outside and Gallagher-ed it. Cussing is a whole lot cheaper. |

HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
2760
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:56:00 -
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The best ones from the original thread.
PDIGGY22 wrote:
when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!"
Los Silencio wrote: And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot". |

XtoTheS
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
69
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Posted - 2013.06.13 05:58:00 -
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You know when you play dust to much..
when you come to the forums to throw a fit over 1 trivial incident in a 6 hour period of gaming. |
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Shyeer Alvarin
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
74
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:06:00 -
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When you start comparing coworkers to corpmates.
When you organize your wardrobe according to meta level.
You compare the vehicle you drive in IRL to the one you drive in DUST. - When you start devising ways to make your real car look like an LAV.
When you look at a steep hill and ask yourself how many times you'll have to jump. -When you actually do it, then have to stop because your stamina bar glitched.
Looking at moving objects makes you automatically look ahead of them to get the best lead for your railguns. |

Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
357
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:08:00 -
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Shyeer Alvarin wrote:When you start comparing coworkers to corpmates.
When you organize your wardrobe according to meta level.
You compare the vehicle you drive in IRL to the one you drive in DUST. - When you start devising ways to make your real car look like an LAV.
When you look at a steep hill and ask yourself how many times you'll have to jump. -When you actually do it, then have to stop because your stamina bar glitched.
Looking at moving objects makes you automatically look ahead of them to get the best lead for your railguns.
I knew we had a crazy ass CEO but that is really odd.
Which Co-Worker am I like? |

Shyeer Alvarin
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
74
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:17:00 -
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I should edit my post. Should read more like, "When you start wishing your coworkers were more like your corpmates."
Everyone should have a Kiwi in corp. They're funny as hell. Especially when they run up to your tank, hope not to get killed, then give you a flying hug. |

The Robot Devil
BetaMax. CRONOS.
393
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:27:00 -
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The strobe light in the club causes a panic attack because you think you're going to lose the PC district from the lag. |

The Robot Devil
BetaMax. CRONOS.
393
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Posted - 2013.06.13 06:28:00 -
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You remove your wife from the bank account because we trust no one. |

Karras Hearn
352 Industries
30
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Posted - 2013.06.13 07:16:00 -
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When you have seen more than one of these threads! |

Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
94
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:16:00 -
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When you approach an ant hill and wonder...."will I get stuck on this"? |

Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
94
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:18:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:The best ones from the original thread.
PDIGGY22 wrote:
when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!"
Los Silencio wrote: And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot".
Ahhh!!!! I missed that one! Classic! |

Nelo Angel0
The Nommo Insurance Fraud.
53
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:27:00 -
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When the sunlight hits you directly in the eyes and you wake up screaming "ORBITAL!!!" |

Reign Omega
Quafe Runners
23
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:41:00 -
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When you try to carry too much at one time and you think "Pg/CPU Lvl exceeded" |
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