Damn your the one!!! I called my Surya in and it got destroyed while invisible. You monster

Its hard for me to see myself when im invisible..... poor planning on my part I apologize. From now on I will make sure to wait untill my cloak is off before I destroy your tank.

Dude, you owe so many people so much ISK..

How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body.

I think not sir.

Under article 14b in my contract with your corporation it states " the contracted pilot is not responsible for any equipment, vehicles, or ISK lost when flying into an active combat zone. When the contracted pilot is deploying vehicles into a non active combat zone any materials lost will be reimbursed by the corporations officer of commerce and logistics."

Read the fine print or speak to you CEO.

Yeah, screw you and your pathetic pity sob story. I've had just about enough of you. If you crash a single one of my vehicles again or cost me a valuable clone while you drive under influence. I swear on my immortality I will shoot you down myself and watch as you burn in flames.

I'm also filing a petition for the revoktion and or suspension of your piloting license.

So YOU'RE the one who caused this!

Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again*

Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again*

*Crashes into MQ*

How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body.

I dunno, might be cheaper to craft a one-armed, one-eyed clone. Eyes and arms are expensive!

I though she was your rdv pilot

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You crashed straight into a mountain. I didn't even get to see my Sagaris.

I whent to my first AA meeting last night, and I am proud to say this is the first day I have been sober in almost a year!

I like how everyone is forgetting RDVs are drones.

hey they need someone to blame

I am the guy who drives everyones RDV'S. I know we have had a slightly stressful relationship but I want you to know I am trying my best. I know I have crashed your LAV'S, HAV'S and dropships on multiple occasions. .... I also might have slammed into some building on the way to drop off your expensive vehicle thus damaging it and angering you..... I also know that sometimes I land on your head and or drop directly onto your recently acquired vehicle. I just want to let you know im working on making this relationship better.

A little bit of a back story might help you understand.

I grew up a poor miners son.... I learned to fly at a young age and when I turned 18 I joined my fathers mining ops company. On a rather boring mining op we were set upon by well equipped pirates. Most of the miners perished including my father.... but I survived! I did however lose my left arm, right eye, and all feeling in my left pinky toe. I have been haunted by the memorys of that day for the last 4 years. I turned to alcohol and any kind of drug I could afford to try and take the pain away. I was contracted by your corporation to fly vehicles in and out knowing full well that in my booz and drug soaked stupor I would be of little use....

I whent to my first AA meeting last night, and I am proud to say this is the first day I have been sober in almost a year!

So with all that said I apologize sincerely about your head and your vehicles and promise you I will do all I can to make this relationship work.

Yours truly

Fred "RDV" Derpinsky

Its hard for me to see myself when im invisible..... poor planning on my part I apologize. From now on I will make sure to wait untill my cloak is off before I destroy your tank.