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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
259
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Posted - 2013.04.15 02:36:00 -
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I am the guy who drives everyones RVD'S. I know we have had a slightly stressful relationship but I want you to know I am trying my best. I know I have crashed your LAV'S, HAV'S and dropships on multiple occasions. .... I also might have slammed into some building on the way to drop off your expensive vehicle thus damaging it and angering you..... I also know that sometimes I land on your head and or drop directly onto your recently acquired vehicle. I just want to let you know im working on making this relationship better.
A little bit of a back story might help you understand.
I grew up a poor miners son.... I learned to fly at a young age and when I turned 18 I joined my fathers mining ops company. On a rather boring mining op we were set upon by well equipped pirates. Most of the miners perished including my father.... but I survived! I did however lose my left arm, right eye, and all feeling in my left pinky toe. I have been haunted by the memorys of that day for the last 4 years. I turned to alcohol and any kind of drug I could afford to try and take the pain away. I was contracted by your corporation to fly vehicles in and out knowing full well that in my booz and drug soaked stupor I would be of little use....
I whent to my first AA meeting last night, and I am proud to say this is the first day I have been sober in almost a year!
So with all that said I apologize sincerely about your head and your vehicles and promise you I will do all I can to make this relationship work.
Yours truly
Fred "RVD" Derpinsky
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ShwerShwerShwer
The Marching Mercs
31
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Posted - 2013.04.15 02:38:00 -
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LIES!!! Tomorrow you will be drunk again and crashing my Madrugar into the ground! Why would you do that!?!?  |
Logi Bro
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
1213
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:20:00 -
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Pfft, sober for a year, you just flipped my HAV over ten minutes ago in a drunken crash. |
SmileB4Death
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
56
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:25:00 -
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Dude, you owe so many people a sh*t load of ISK..
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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:39:00 -
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I apologize logi bro. I had not intended on drinking tonight.... I guess I will be losing my 24 hour AA chip..... :( |
Geth Massredux
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
139
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:40:00 -
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Damn your the one!!!  I called my Surya in and it got destroyed while invisible. You monster  |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:43:00 -
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Geth Massredux wrote:Damn your the one!!! I called my Surya in and it got destroyed while invisible. You monster
Its hard for me to see myself when im invisible..... poor planning on my part I apologize. From now on I will make sure to wait untill my cloak is off before I destroy your tank. |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1440
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:44:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:Geth Massredux wrote:Damn your the one!!! I called my Surya in and it got destroyed while invisible. You monster Its hard for me to see myself when im invisible..... poor planning on my part I apologize. From now on I will make sure to wait untill my cloak is off before I destroy your tank.
Why? |
Logi Bro
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
1213
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:45:00 -
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How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body. |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:49:00 -
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SmileB4Death wrote:Dude, you owe so many people so much ISK..
I think not sir.
Under article 14b in my contract with your corporation it states " the contracted pilot is not responsible for any equipment, vehicles, or ISK lost when flying into an active combat zone. When the contracted pilot is deploying vehicles into a non active combat zone any materials lost will be reimbursed by the corporations officer of commerce and logistics."
Read the fine print or speak to you CEO. |
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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:51:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body.
My RDV is equipped with an ejecting cockpit that instantly fills with safety foam upon impact or a fire. |
SmileB4Death
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
59
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:03:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:SmileB4Death wrote:Dude, you owe so many people so much ISK.. I think not sir. Under article 14b in my contract with your corporation it states " the contracted pilot is not responsible for any equipment, vehicles, or ISK lost when flying into an active combat zone. When the contracted pilot is deploying vehicles into a non active combat zone any materials lost will be reimbursed by the corporations officer of commerce and logistics." Read the fine print or speak to you CEO.
I missed that sorry dude, my bad..
Thinking about it, your the ISK sink CCP needs |
Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
92
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:08:00 -
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Yeah, screw you and your pathetic pity sob story. I've had just about enough of you. If you crash a single one of my vehicles again or cost me a valuable clone while you drive under influence. I swear on my immortality I will shoot you down myself and watch as you burn in flames.
I'm also filing a petition for the revoktion and or suspension of your piloting license. |
DJINN Marauder
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
459
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:11:00 -
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So YOU'RE the one who caused this! |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
262
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:14:00 -
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Alina Heart wrote:Yeah, screw you and your pathetic pity sob story. I've had just about enough of you. If you crash a single one of my vehicles again or cost me a valuable clone while you drive under influence. I swear on my immortality I will shoot you down myself and watch as you burn in flames.
I'm also filing a petition for the revoktion and or suspension of your piloting license.
That is your right sir I will not argue that.
However seeing as your corp is cheap and hired me as is knowing full well I have no pilots license your threats will accomplish nothing. I suggest that you change your tone next time you call a vehicle in.... I might have a few shots before I leave to drop it off to you.... |
Ninjanomyx
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
27
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:16:00 -
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Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again* |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
262
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:18:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:So YOU'RE the one who caused this!
Yes I might have been drunk at that time.... maybe I thought up was down.... its possible that when you called in your tank there was a gravity well that shifted how the tank landed.... and maybe your tank is really built to be upside down.... maybe im er little intoxicated..... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
263
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:19:00 -
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Ninjanomyx wrote: Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again*
I would like to but I have had a bit too much to drink.... and CCP does not pay me if I crash my own personal ship.... |
DJINN Marauder
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
459
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:22:00 -
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Ninjanomyx wrote: Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again*
*Crashes into MQ* |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
263
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:28:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:Ninjanomyx wrote: Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again* *Crashes into MQ*
It has happened before..... cant remember how many times... |
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Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
867
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:29:00 -
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You're a drone? |
DJINN leukoplast
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
376
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:34:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body.
I dunno, might be cheaper to craft a one-armed, one-eyed clone. Eyes and arms are expensive! |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
267
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:42:00 -
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DJINN leukoplast wrote:Logi Bro wrote:How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body. I dunno, might be cheaper to craft a one-armed, one-eyed clone. Eyes and arms are expensive!
Fred "RDV" Derpinsky is immortal..... CCP made me this way so I could forever torment mercs with my drunken shenanigans. |
Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
3420
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:48:00 -
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I though she was your rdv pilot
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Cg2P0PpWYDo/T5YcgowDCMI/AAAAAAAAAGc/lcJKaOedZBs/s1600/175620-20derpy_hooves20derpy_mail20mail.png |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
267
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:54:00 -
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Neither myself or CCP is in any way affiliated with "derpymail"..... however maybe you have heard of "DUPS" Derpy universal parcel service.... or "DERPEX"...... those are my other jobs... |
Charlotte O'Dell
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
Noir. Mercenary Group
118
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Posted - 2013.04.15 21:08:00 -
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You crashed straight into a mountain. I didn't even get to see my Sagaris. |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
140
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Posted - 2013.04.15 21:21:00 -
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hm... do you pilot all the dropships? i would love to know why you can't see yourself crashing together. |
Jakar Umbra
Militaires-Sans-Frontieres
45
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Posted - 2013.04.15 21:27:00 -
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While I have reservations about your capabilities as a pilot, mostly due to incidents resulting in me losing vast amounts of ISK and filling up my squad's comms with an array of colourful expletives, I would also like to acknowledge the successful work you do for me as well...
Ruining the enemy team's vehicles.
On a variety of occasions I have seen you drop off an enemy tank only to ruin your perfect insertion with a horrible departure, no doubt the result of a few shots upon delivery. For after your magnificent placement of an enemy HAV you proceeded to crash into the pipes on Ashland and drop on it, rendering it completely inoperable, saving me both time and money as I would have needed to attempt to take it out, most likely without success as some of these ruined vehicles were no doubt adequately fit to defend itself from a single AV infantryman.
Other commendations for you include taking out enemy dropships with little to no effort as well as killing multiple infantrymen after most incidents involving you and a wall.
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The Cobra Commander
Bojo's School of the Trades
5
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Posted - 2013.04.15 21:30:00 -
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You owe me so many dropships!!! Just last Friday you slammed my grim into a mountain and destroyed it!!!!!  |
Geth Massredux
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
141
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Posted - 2013.04.15 21:35:00 -
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Charlotte O'Dell wrote:You crashed straight into a mountain. I didn't even get to see my Sagaris.
Damn Undedsoldier why you land his Sagaris perfectly on sunday. Damn. I guess Charlotte paid you well huh? |
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