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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.04.15 02:36:00 -
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I am the guy who drives everyones RVD'S. I know we have had a slightly stressful relationship but I want you to know I am trying my best. I know I have crashed your LAV'S, HAV'S and dropships on multiple occasions. .... I also might have slammed into some building on the way to drop off your expensive vehicle thus damaging it and angering you..... I also know that sometimes I land on your head and or drop directly onto your recently acquired vehicle. I just want to let you know im working on making this relationship better.
A little bit of a back story might help you understand.
I grew up a poor miners son.... I learned to fly at a young age and when I turned 18 I joined my fathers mining ops company. On a rather boring mining op we were set upon by well equipped pirates. Most of the miners perished including my father.... but I survived! I did however lose my left arm, right eye, and all feeling in my left pinky toe. I have been haunted by the memorys of that day for the last 4 years. I turned to alcohol and any kind of drug I could afford to try and take the pain away. I was contracted by your corporation to fly vehicles in and out knowing full well that in my booz and drug soaked stupor I would be of little use....
I whent to my first AA meeting last night, and I am proud to say this is the first day I have been sober in almost a year!
So with all that said I apologize sincerely about your head and your vehicles and promise you I will do all I can to make this relationship work.
Yours truly
Fred "RVD" Derpinsky
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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:39:00 -
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I apologize logi bro. I had not intended on drinking tonight.... I guess I will be losing my 24 hour AA chip..... :( |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:43:00 -
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Geth Massredux wrote:Damn your the one!!!  I called my Surya in and it got destroyed while invisible. You monster 
Its hard for me to see myself when im invisible..... poor planning on my part I apologize. From now on I will make sure to wait untill my cloak is off before I destroy your tank. |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:49:00 -
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SmileB4Death wrote:Dude, you owe so many people so much ISK..
I think not sir.
Under article 14b in my contract with your corporation it states " the contracted pilot is not responsible for any equipment, vehicles, or ISK lost when flying into an active combat zone. When the contracted pilot is deploying vehicles into a non active combat zone any materials lost will be reimbursed by the corporations officer of commerce and logistics."
Read the fine print or speak to you CEO. |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
261
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Posted - 2013.04.15 03:51:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body.
My RDV is equipped with an ejecting cockpit that instantly fills with safety foam upon impact or a fire. |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
262
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:14:00 -
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Alina Heart wrote:Yeah, screw you and your pathetic pity sob story. I've had just about enough of you. If you crash a single one of my vehicles again or cost me a valuable clone while you drive under influence. I swear on my immortality I will shoot you down myself and watch as you burn in flames.
I'm also filing a petition for the revoktion and or suspension of your piloting license.
That is your right sir I will not argue that.
However seeing as your corp is cheap and hired me as is knowing full well I have no pilots license your threats will accomplish nothing. I suggest that you change your tone next time you call a vehicle in.... I might have a few shots before I leave to drop it off to you.... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
262
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:18:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:So YOU'RE the one who caused this!
Yes I might have been drunk at that time.... maybe I thought up was down.... its possible that when you called in your tank there was a gravity well that shifted how the tank landed.... and maybe your tank is really built to be upside down.... maybe im er little intoxicated..... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
263
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:19:00 -
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Ninjanomyx wrote: Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again*
I would like to but I have had a bit too much to drink.... and CCP does not pay me if I crash my own personal ship.... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
263
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:28:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:Ninjanomyx wrote: Hey Derpy come over to my MQ, I has booze :P *Secretly plans to kill you so you may never Clone again* *Crashes into MQ*
It has happened before..... cant remember how many times... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
267
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:42:00 -
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DJINN leukoplast wrote:Logi Bro wrote:How are you still alive....you crash in a fiery explosion ten times a day, and you're obviously not immortal or you would've gotten a new clone to replace your one-armed, one-eyed, current body. I dunno, might be cheaper to craft a one-armed, one-eyed clone. Eyes and arms are expensive!
Fred "RDV" Derpinsky is immortal..... CCP made me this way so I could forever torment mercs with my drunken shenanigans. |
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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
267
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Posted - 2013.04.15 04:54:00 -
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Neither myself or CCP is in any way affiliated with "derpymail"..... however maybe you have heard of "DUPS" Derpy universal parcel service.... or "DERPEX"...... those are my other jobs... |
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