I whent to my first AA meeting last night, and I am proud to say this is the first day I have been sober in almost a year!

I like how everyone is forgetting RDVs are drones.

hey they need someone to blame

I am the guy who drives everyones RDV'S. I know we have had a slightly stressful relationship but I want you to know I am trying my best. I know I have crashed your LAV'S, HAV'S and dropships on multiple occasions. .... I also might have slammed into some building on the way to drop off your expensive vehicle thus damaging it and angering you..... I also know that sometimes I land on your head and or drop directly onto your recently acquired vehicle. I just want to let you know im working on making this relationship better.

A little bit of a back story might help you understand.

I grew up a poor miners son.... I learned to fly at a young age and when I turned 18 I joined my fathers mining ops company. On a rather boring mining op we were set upon by well equipped pirates. Most of the miners perished including my father.... but I survived! I did however lose my left arm, right eye, and all feeling in my left pinky toe. I have been haunted by the memorys of that day for the last 4 years. I turned to alcohol and any kind of drug I could afford to try and take the pain away. I was contracted by your corporation to fly vehicles in and out knowing full well that in my booz and drug soaked stupor I would be of little use....

I whent to my first AA meeting last night, and I am proud to say this is the first day I have been sober in almost a year!

So with all that said I apologize sincerely about your head and your vehicles and promise you I will do all I can to make this relationship work.

Yours truly

Fred "RDV" Derpinsky

Its hard for me to see myself when im invisible..... poor planning on my part I apologize. From now on I will make sure to wait untill my cloak is off before I destroy your tank.