Just did witch mountain, Kept hitting these two guys named screetch and theron or something.

23-1
that 1 was because they got pissy and used an orbital on me.

I took it as a compliment.

Your not a bastard sniper, your a bacon blaster.

A bacon sniper? I'm not ever inviting you to brunch; you'll snipe all the bacon off the table!

he wouldn't be the only one

(we heavies need our bacon)

waddling fatties, ironically the stereotypical image of Americans

Yeah.... If players use a orbital just for you, means they are mad. i personally enjoy making players do that.

waddling fatties, ironically the stereotypical image of Americans

they even fight like americans, not the absolute best in tactics(heavy, slow, require support) but all the best toys(hmg, forge guns) and confident as all get out(stupidly high armor means they can really press an advantage).

A bacon sniper? I'm not ever inviting you to brunch; you'll snipe all the bacon off the table!

dare you to say that to a Marine

dare you to say that to a Marine

yeah, that's dangerous water, but can't resist a parting shot at it, who IS great at fighting cowards?

In the normal course of things I would ask you to define cowardice, and then assuming that you responded that the current tactics being used by the insurgents are cowardly i would then respond saying that you only judge those tactics as cowardly because their being used against you and that if your side was employing them there would be plenty of people saying that you're using the most effective tactics against a superior foe. but of course we have decided to abandon that course of posting and to go back to talking about bacon snipers.

do they kill with bacon?

or snipe the bacon away from people mouths so only they get bacon?

Dangerous waters? Grow some short n curlys. Amerikans kill poor brown ppl for industrial assets (and opium) whilst labelling civilians a who defend themselves as 'terrorists'. Classy

Whats the difference between yoghurt and a yank?
Yoghurt has more culture!

shut up troll, you and your badly written posts are not wanted here, and your jokes are terrible.

Trolling? No
Accurate description of mass murdering assholes? Yes

Trolling? No
Accurate description of mass murdering assholes? Yes

i do believe this has just become a kill on sight toon

i do believe this has just become a kill on sight toon

if he gets tyhis thread locked, imma be pissed, was fun till he came along

Tip: Click on his name, and click on "Hide Posts". Suddenly the thread returns to snipers, free from the ramblings of the mod-baiting troll.

i do believe this has just become a kill on sight toon

Just for the record, gbghg isn't American. I however am, and am willing to bear all of the blame that is aimed at us, because it's deserved. I make no excuses for the poor judgment of the people who run things here, and fully understand why there are so many out there who dislike (using that term VERY losely) us.

However, this is totally off topic and I expect a lock is incoming if things don't get back on track. Or at least a delete/edit of all of the involved posts.

So please, let's continue with this innocent little thread.... BACON SNIPERS AWAY!

Tip: Click on his name, and click on "Hide Posts". Suddenly the thread returns to snipers, free from the ramblings of the mod-baiting troll.

Just for the record, gbghg isn't American. I however am, and am willing to bear all of the blame that is aimed at us, because it's deserved. I make no excuses for the poor judgment of the people who run things here, and fully understand why there are so many out there who dislike (using that term VERY losely) us.

However, this is totally off topic and I expect a lock is incoming if things don't get back on track. Or at least a delete/edit of all of the involved posts.

So please, let's continue with this innocent little thread.... BACON SNIPERS AWAY!

As long as I get to bring some flour and milk to make some gravy!

Tip: Click on his name, and click on "Hide Posts". Suddenly the thread returns to snipers, free from the ramblings of the mod-baiting troll.

Ne need to take the blame, every country makes poor decisions (most still are) but back to bacon snipers, the heavies natural enemy.

this is brilliant how did i not know this.

those wouldn't be deadly OB's

so no

There's such a thing as too much gravy. Gravy OB's would smother them in deliciousness!

no their not, we are clones, i can have as much bacon i want.

and no one answered my question, do they snipe away other peoples bacon, or SHOOT bacon

in an enviromentaly sealed suit, would only make me fight harder so could have all the gravy to myself

Not sure if it's been said, but snipers have reached a new low as far as skill is concerned; I don't know if it's intentional or not, but I have a number of instances on film now where I clearly hit the sniper over and over, his shields flare up, and no damage. This pretty much always happens with mountain snipers, who then go X - 0 because they're immune to all but orbital strikes >_<

bacon counter snipe them then?

Dropships, the aerial barbecue are the answer if they're below the flight ceiling

LMAO, y'all ARE tasty to my FG

Yay double teamed by 2 fatties, not how i expected my evening to go...

Yay double teamed by 2 fatties, not how i expected my evening to go...

if there is gravy, I am bringing biscutanks and grits.

who's the one with a heavy picture?

don't forget the babes to wrestle in it

THOU SHALT NOT SPOIL THE GRAVY WITH WRESTLING! NO MATTER HOW SEXY!

Jello is for wrestling, silly. gravy is for biscuts, grits, meat, and other food. not wrestling though.

jello is substandard sexy wrestling material, gravy however is just perfect, it gives it the appearance of mud wrestling but a tastiness that is near unsurpassed.

THOU SHALT NOT SPOIL THE GRAVY WITH WRESTLING! NO MATTER HOW SEXY!

Jello is for wrestling, silly. gravy is for biscuts, grits, meat, and other food. not wrestling though.

yeah, but it's too thick to see through, and it's really hard to wash off the smell the way mom makes it(seriously, don't spill it, thatever it hits will smell like bacon, garlic and pepper for a week) also, it's sticky, not slippy, that makes for potential friction burns.

yeah, but it's too thick to see through, and it's really hard to wash off the smell the way mom makes it(seriously, don't spill it, thatever it hits will smell like bacon, garlic and pepper for a week) also, it's sticky, not slippy, that makes for potential friction burns.

yeah, but it's too thick to see through, and it's really hard to wash off the smell the way mom makes it(seriously, don't spill it, thatever it hits will smell like bacon, garlic and pepper for a week) also, it's sticky, not slippy, that makes for potential friction burns.

double post again, LMAO

and like i said, lick those parts clean before beggining

(wonder how close to breaking the rules this has gotten)

I'm not sure, normally this would come under off topic, but this is the topic...

They might get us with non-constructive posting though

damnit, i censored my self too late, damn you gbghg

Row Row Fight Da Powah!
Row Row Fiya Flowah!
Row Row Eisenhowah!

LMAO

this is SO getting moved to the locker room is CCP foxfour doesn't get to it before hercules

been SOOO de-railed

Posters use derailleur!

It's super effective!

pitty Foxfour is asleep, he's missing out

till a GM uses the lock power

ah yes,*strokes beard* the fabled GM Sealing Technique. Some say that it is only a myth, but others know better. But can this fabled power defeat our Forum Fu?

I ANNOUNCE MYSELF
gbghg, master of the subtle trolling style.

lol, i'm the direct oposite

general tiberious, master of the In your face style.

I ANNOUNCE MYSELF
gbghg, master of the subtle trolling style.

I am Heathen Bastard, Master of the Bipolar Post and Tactical Science Strike posting styles.

*does splits* OH JESUS, I THINK I TORE SOMETHING!

unless you're a heavy, you're not fat enough to rip your suit

wasn't my suit that tore. I don't do the splits for a reason

EEEWWWWW!!!

ah yes,*strokes beard* the fabled GM Sealing Technique. Some say that it is only a myth, but others know better. But can this fabled power defeat our Forum Fu?

LMAO, don't make me laugh like that, its 4am here, my family will skin me if i wake them

EEEWWWWW!!!

LMAO, don't make me laugh like that, its 4am here, my family will skin me if i wake them

I know that feel bro.

not everything, would still suggest going to a doctor

laughing?

or getting skinned?!?!

you bastard you made me laugh again

Anyone else feel Ignored?

Anyone else feel Ignored?

Anyone else feel Ignored?

the longer my family ignore my laughing the better...

Can't I at least get a welcome too new Eden??

Can't I at least get a welcome too new Eden??

As a humble duelist, I do so hereby welcome you to new eden. /twirl.

As a humble duelist, I do so hereby welcome you to new eden. /twirl.

Can't I at least get a welcome too new Eden??

No but you can have a HTFU. you've been initiated now, feel free to ignore all others

No but you can have a HTFU. you've been initiated now, feel free to ignore all others

bullshits, i read you other posts!

never got why people say hurry the **** up

never made any sense

I think he means harden the **** up.

never got why people say hurry the **** up

never made any sense

Anyway you guys are off topic (then again so is this thread) so carry on.

It's the new eden equivalent to "man up you p****" plus there's CCP's vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xvkAPXB9c

Anyway you guys are off topic (then again so is this thread) so carry on.

you really ARE new to the game then.

lmao

they endorce this?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

technically this thread is kinda on topic

Been on the forum for 3 days and I already like this place more then the PS forums.

we troll with style

except the ones that don't, we're not big fans of them.

and when we actually post about something important it turns into a threadnaught (go look at the planetary conquest one in announcements)

they endorce this?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

we troll with style

except the ones that don't, we're not big fans of them.

and when we actually post about something important it turns into a threadnaught (go look at the planetary conquest one in announcements)

have NOT looked at the PC one, but yeah, we can go overboard

have NOT looked at the PC one, but yeah, we can go overboard

NOT touching that one then

wait, is it the one foxfour made?

saw it right after he created it

Get on my level.
More than 1/3 the total kills in skirmish.

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y478/Axirts/CAM00168_zpsaa0b121d.jpg

Naa, jk, that was a good game. I only average ~20/0 usually.

As a side note, I'm not leaving mine, but if any corp wants to hire me for planetary conquest add me. I'll only charge restock of what I lost, so if your frontline isn't a bunch of idiots I probably won't lose a single dropsuit and my payment would just be the salvage.

Get on my level.
More than 1/3 the total kills in skirmish.

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y478/Axirts/CAM00168_zpsaa0b121d.jpg

Naa, jk, that was a good game. I only average ~20/0 usually.

As a side note, I'm not leaving mine, but if any corp wants to hire me for planetary conquest add me. I'll only charge restock of what I lost, so if your frontline isn't a bunch of idiots I probably won't lose a single dropsuit and my payment would just be the salvage.

Edit: Oh and this was before I finished my prototype loadout. If nyone wants to discuss good sniper loadouts send me mail in game.

lol, only gone X/0 once

as a heavy, i tend to get primaried a lot

oh god, he's trying to bring us back on topic

oh god, he's trying to bring us back on topic

bacon, lots and lots of bacon!

No too much Bacon! AHHHHHHHHHH!.............

sacralige!

sacralige!

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

Only thing this post is missing is a FoxFour troll.

i know

where is that broken toy of ours when you need it?

if he pops up on irc, i'll give him a poke, and having reread the thread, i think its fair to say my derailing skills just went up a couple of levels.

lol, the IRC channels only work half the time for me, so i'll leave that up to you

and good work on the derailing my young padawon

lol, the IRC channels only work half the time for me, so i'll leave that up to you

and good work on the derailing my young padawon

bacon, lots and lots of bacon!

No too much Bacon! AHHHHHHHHHH!.............

sacralige!

Burn him, Burn the heretic! this defiler shall not leave this place alive (and wow, how has this thread not been locked yet)

Burn him, Burn the heretic! this defiler shall not leave this place alive (and wow, how has this thread not been locked yet)

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

side dish? they don't even come close to being alowed in the presence of perfection

you've clearly never had a bacon and egg sandwich then.

nope

i don't mix my bacon sandwhiches with inferior ingredients

try this at least once, it is permitted.

*maybe*

*maybe*

Everyone knows that L.O.T.I.S. are the people to go to for sandwiches, if you ignore our advice its your own loss

GTFO of this thread, how can you prefer stews to sandwiches?

I like pie Its better then cake...

well, the cake is a lie...

INB4 LOCKDOWN.
But to answer the question of who fights cowards well, I'd have to go with N a z i s there.

INB4 LOCKDOWN.
But to answer the question of who fights cowards well, I'd have to go with N a z i s there.

dude this thread is over 24 hours old, it has been pure trolling and banter the entire time, its already survived 2 forum sweeps hopefully it's going to avoid another.

dude this thread is over 24 hours old, it has been pure trolling and banter the entire time, its already survived 2 forum sweeps hopefully it's going to avoid another.

yep, and foxfour just went to bed so we must wait till tomorrow

http://www.coldfront.net/tiramisu/ and he was making poor jokes, and renamed himself "not_ccp_foxfour" we need him fresh for quality trolling.

no problem

yup. next time, maybe if we BOTH poke him he'll look

Can I poke him? I have a nice kitchen knife here

sure if you join irc

irc?