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General Tiberius1
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.04.02 06:26:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Bacon already owns a country - Canada. but like typical Canadians still do it wrong.  <3 you Canada. sometimes. xD
wrong type of bacon
best bacon countries are all in europe.
whilst visiting england, paid 10$ for a bacon sandwich
worth SO much more then 10$
was like heaven in between two slices of buttered bread |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
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Posted - 2013.04.02 06:51:00 -
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "Bacon".
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "B", Bacon is the only word that is referred to as "the 'B' word". It's the one magical word, which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, deliciousness and love. "Bacon", as most words in the English language is derived from Pigs. In English, "Bacon" falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for example: "John Baconed Shirley"
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley Bacons"
Its meaning isn't always throwing delicious meat at people's mouths. It can be used as...
An adjective, such as "John's doing all the Bacon work",
As part of an adverb, "Shirley thinks too Bacon much",
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is Bacon beautiful",
As a noun, "I don't give a Bacon",
As part of a word, "Abso-Bacon-lutely" or "In-Bacon-credible",
And as almost every word in a sentence, "Bacon Bacon something Bacon".
As you must realise, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "Bacon". As in these examples, describing situations such as...
Fraud:
"I got Baconed at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Awwww Bacon it"
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really Baconed now"
Aggression:
"Don't Bacon with me buddy!"
Difficulty:
"I don't understand the Bacon question"
Inquiry:
"Who the Bacon was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like what the Bacon is going on here"
Incompetence:
"He's Bacon-less"
Dismissal:
"How can you not like Bacon? GTFO!"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it LOUDLY and PROUDLY...
"BACON BACON BACON BACON!" |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
998
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:29:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Bacon already owns a country - Canada. but like typical Canadians still do it wrong. <3 you Canada. sometimes. xD wrong type of bacon best bacon countries are all in europe. whilst visiting england, paid 10$ for a bacon sandwich worth SO much more then 10$ was like heaven in between two slices of buttered bread
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Cosorvin
DUST University
Ivy League
71
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:04:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Sontie wrote:A bacon sniper? I'm not ever inviting you to brunch; you'll snipe all the bacon off the table! he wouldn't be the only one (we heavies need our bacon)
why is bacon always relevent in these forums? |
Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
59
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Posted - 2013.04.02 17:14:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Bacon already owns a country - Canada. but like typical Canadians still do it wrong. <3 you Canada. sometimes. xD wrong type of bacon best bacon countries are all in europe. whilst visiting england, paid 10$ for a bacon sandwich worth SO much more then 10$ was like heaven in between two slices of buttered bread
YOU SONOVABITCH, STAHP! i already ate but your making me hungry again  |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1933
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Posted - 2013.04.02 17:40:00 -
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Cosorvin wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Sontie wrote:A bacon sniper? I'm not ever inviting you to brunch; you'll snipe all the bacon off the table! he wouldn't be the only one (we heavies need our bacon) why is bacon always relevent in these forums?
You sound like you need bacon |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
1001
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Posted - 2013.04.02 17:48:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Bacon already owns a country - Canada. but like typical Canadians still do it wrong. <3 you Canada. sometimes. xD wrong type of bacon best bacon countries are all in europe. whilst visiting england, paid 10$ for a bacon sandwich worth SO much more then 10$ was like heaven in between two slices of buttered bread YOU SONOVABITCH, STAHP! i already ate but your making me hungry again
hmm bacon, bacon and eggs with a side of beans and cheese and fried potato's... |
Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
61
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Posted - 2013.04.04 05:48:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Bacon already owns a country - Canada. but like typical Canadians still do it wrong. <3 you Canada. sometimes. xD wrong type of bacon best bacon countries are all in europe. whilst visiting england, paid 10$ for a bacon sandwich worth SO much more then 10$ was like heaven in between two slices of buttered bread YOU SONOVABITCH, STAHP! i already ate but your making me hungry again hmm bacon, bacon and eggs with a side of beans and cheese and fried potato's...
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