Just did witch mountain, Kept hitting these two guys named screetch and theron or something.

23-1
that 1 was because they got pissy and used an orbital on me.

I took it as a compliment.

Your not a bastard sniper, your a bacon blaster.

A bacon sniper? I'm not ever inviting you to brunch; you'll snipe all the bacon off the table!

waddling fatties, ironically the stereotypical image of Americans

they even fight like americans, not the absolute best in tactics(heavy, slow, require support) but all the best toys(hmg, forge guns) and confident as all get out(stupidly high armor means they can really press an advantage).

dare you to say that to a Marine

In the normal course of things I would ask you to define cowardice, and then assuming that you responded that the current tactics being used by the insurgents are cowardly i would then respond saying that you only judge those tactics as cowardly because their being used against you and that if your side was employing them there would be plenty of people saying that you're using the most effective tactics against a superior foe. but of course we have decided to abandon that course of posting and to go back to talking about bacon snipers.

shut up troll, you and your badly written posts are not wanted here, and your jokes are terrible.

Trolling? No
Accurate description of mass murdering assholes? Yes

Tip: Click on his name, and click on "Hide Posts". Suddenly the thread returns to snipers, free from the ramblings of the mod-baiting troll.

Just for the record, gbghg isn't American. I however am, and am willing to bear all of the blame that is aimed at us, because it's deserved. I make no excuses for the poor judgment of the people who run things here, and fully understand why there are so many out there who dislike (using that term VERY losely) us.

However, this is totally off topic and I expect a lock is incoming if things don't get back on track. Or at least a delete/edit of all of the involved posts.

So please, let's continue with this innocent little thread.... BACON SNIPERS AWAY!

As long as I get to bring some flour and milk to make some gravy!

Ne need to take the blame, every country makes poor decisions (most still are) but back to bacon snipers, the heavies natural enemy.

this is brilliant how did i not know this.

There's such a thing as too much gravy. Gravy OB's would smother them in deliciousness!

Not sure if it's been said, but snipers have reached a new low as far as skill is concerned; I don't know if it's intentional or not, but I have a number of instances on film now where I clearly hit the sniper over and over, his shields flare up, and no damage. This pretty much always happens with mountain snipers, who then go X - 0 because they're immune to all but orbital strikes >_<

Dropships, the aerial barbecue are the answer if they're below the flight ceiling

Yay double teamed by 2 fatties, not how i expected my evening to go...

if there is gravy, I am bringing biscutanks and grits.

THOU SHALT NOT SPOIL THE GRAVY WITH WRESTLING! NO MATTER HOW SEXY!

Jello is for wrestling, silly. gravy is for biscuts, grits, meat, and other food. not wrestling though.

yeah, but it's too thick to see through, and it's really hard to wash off the smell the way mom makes it(seriously, don't spill it, thatever it hits will smell like bacon, garlic and pepper for a week) also, it's sticky, not slippy, that makes for potential friction burns.

I'm not sure, normally this would come under off topic, but this is the topic...

They might get us with non-constructive posting though

Row Row Fight Da Powah!
Row Row Fiya Flowah!
Row Row Eisenhowah!

Posters use derailleur!

It's super effective!

I ANNOUNCE MYSELF
gbghg, master of the subtle trolling style.

general tiberious, master of the In your face style.

I am Heathen Bastard, Master of the Bipolar Post and Tactical Science Strike posting styles.

*does splits* OH JESUS, I THINK I TORE SOMETHING!

wasn't my suit that tore. I don't do the splits for a reason

LMAO, don't make me laugh like that, its 4am here, my family will skin me if i wake them

EEEWWWWW!!!

I know that feel bro.

you bastard you made me laugh again

Anyone else feel Ignored?

the longer my family ignore my laughing the better...

Can't I at least get a welcome too new Eden??

As a humble duelist, I do so hereby welcome you to new eden. /twirl.

No but you can have a HTFU. you've been initiated now, feel free to ignore all others

I think he means harden the **** up.

Anyway you guys are off topic (then again so is this thread) so carry on.

It's the new eden equivalent to "man up you p****" plus there's CCP's vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xvkAPXB9c

we troll with style

except the ones that don't, we're not big fans of them.

and when we actually post about something important it turns into a threadnaught (go look at the planetary conquest one in announcements)

they endorce this?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

have NOT looked at the PC one, but yeah, we can go overboard

Get on my level.
More than 1/3 the total kills in skirmish.

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y478/Axirts/CAM00168_zpsaa0b121d.jpg

Naa, jk, that was a good game. I only average ~20/0 usually.

As a side note, I'm not leaving mine, but if any corp wants to hire me for planetary conquest add me. I'll only charge restock of what I lost, so if your frontline isn't a bunch of idiots I probably won't lose a single dropsuit and my payment would just be the salvage.

oh god, he's trying to bring us back on topic

No too much Bacon! AHHHHHHHHHH!.............

sacralige!

Only thing this post is missing is a FoxFour troll.

if he pops up on irc, i'll give him a poke, and having reread the thread, i think its fair to say my derailing skills just went up a couple of levels.

lol, the IRC channels only work half the time for me, so i'll leave that up to you

and good work on the derailing my young padawon

bacon, lots and lots of bacon!

sacralige!

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

fry him in grease!

(and it's funny, that's why)

you've clearly never had a bacon and egg sandwich then.

try this at least once, it is permitted.

*maybe*

Everyone knows that L.O.T.I.S. are the people to go to for sandwiches, if you ignore our advice its your own loss

GTFO of this thread, how can you prefer stews to sandwiches?

dude this thread is over 24 hours old, it has been pure trolling and banter the entire time, its already survived 2 forum sweeps hopefully it's going to avoid another.

yep, and foxfour just went to bed so we must wait till tomorrow

http://www.coldfront.net/tiramisu/ and he was making poor jokes, and renamed himself "not_ccp_foxfour" we need him fresh for quality trolling.

no problem

irc?

lets make this hit 10 pages before it gets locked, and hopefully it'll evade lockdown till monday.

C'mon random people looking through this thread we need you to post so stuff doesn't become stale here, post damn it post

well poke them.

you were their first, you do it.

I'm pulling the crappy wifi card, i'm in and out of irc, you do it.

Sorry busy complining 240 questions concerning planetary conquest

He's IWS

Iron Wolf Saber

i don't mix my bacon sandwhiches with inferior ingredients

You won't mix bacon and eggs but you have no problem mixing it with rabbit food?(not hating on BLT's those things are awesome) and we survived another day!

hmmm not a fan of mustard

On topic if you snipe with bacon i might let you snipe me a few times, most of you can't pen my armor and shields anyway and have yet to be one shotted from a sniper. However, i might just roll over and eat the bacon if shot with that. Damn im in a tight spot. to eat the bacon or blow up there tanks.......dang it!

Off topic, if you shot insurgents with bacon, that would change the war forever...

you missed a fun off bacon tangent but we're back on course now.

Meh, I don't quite care for bacon. Trolololol

you will die a slow and painful death in bacon grease!

might have to try that, without the mustard of course

OMG. I LOVE THAT COMBO. I often turn it into an Egg/ham/tons of bacon/mustard sandwich. the mustard compliments the bacon and ham surprising well

Grab a snickers. Or do what I do and feast on tears.

so make one

subway is an acceptable compromise, they learnt much from the L.O.T.I.S. sandwich masters.

bacon and peanut butter?

your quoting failed., IT NEEDS MORE BACON!!!!!

The way of the Bacon is saddened Tib.

If you ate enough bacon you'd have the energy and proteins needed to never make a quoting mistake THAT big

You need to put more bacon in your pancakes, sandwiches, Burgers, Steaks, Chicken, Pasta's, Eggs, and Tears.
Mmmm Bacon tears.

A bacon easter egg that causes people to cry bacon tears? I don't know if your brilliant or insane. Proly both ^_^

The mighty 13 page bacon threadnaught shall not die!

Bacon already owns a country - Canada. but like typical Canadians still do it wrong.
<3 you Canada. sometimes. xD