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Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.29 23:44:00 -
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I'm a heathen bastard, nice to meet you, bastard sniper. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2013.03.30 01:06:00 -
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gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Sontie wrote:A bacon sniper? I'm not ever inviting you to brunch; you'll snipe all the bacon off the table! he wouldn't be the only one (we heavies need our bacon) waddling fatties, ironically the stereotypical image of Americans
they even fight like americans, not the absolute best in tactics(heavy, slow, require support) but all the best toys(hmg, forge guns) and confident as all get out(stupidly high armor means they can really press an advantage). |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 01:58:00 -
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again, not the best in tactics. we just have incredible willpower and drive. where others bleed out and die, we prop ourselves up and keep firing till there's more lead than blood in the body. you can always count on an american to do something that is just bat**** insane(and typically very effective) due to our country placing such a premium on the individual(most say that its the whole, not the individual that matters, in america, the exact opposite is drilled into your head from birth, YOU are special, YOU are the best at something). That being such, we don't have the best tactics, but we are unwilling to leave a fight, in a bag, on a stretcher, or even on our own two feet.
And we get all the best toys. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
89
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Posted - 2013.03.30 02:04:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:
yeah, that's dangerous water, but can't resist a parting shot at it, who IS great at fighting cowards?
In the normal course of things I would ask you to define cowardice, and then assuming that you responded that the current tactics being used by the insurgents are cowardly i would then respond saying that you only judge those tactics as cowardly because their being used against you and that if your side was employing them there would be plenty of people saying that you're using the most effective tactics against a superior foe. but of course we have decided to abandon that course of posting and to go back to talking about bacon snipers. do they kill with bacon? or snipe the bacon away from people mouths so only they get bacon?
I was assuming that the sniping was in the same vein as auction sniping, swooping in at the last moment to nab the bacon from others. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:00:00 -
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if there is gravy, I am bringing biscutanks and grits. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:05:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:if there is gravy, I am bringing biscutanks and grits. don't forget the babes to wrestle in it
THOU SHALT NOT SPOIL THE GRAVY WITH WRESTLING! NO MATTER HOW SEXY!
Jello is for wrestling, silly. gravy is for biscuts, grits, meat, and other food. not wrestling though. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
92
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:10:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:if there is gravy, I am bringing biscutanks and grits. don't forget the babes to wrestle in it THOU SHALT NOT SPOIL THE GRAVY WITH WRESTLING! NO MATTER HOW SEXY! Jello is for wrestling, silly. gravy is for biscuts, grits, meat, and other food. not wrestling though. jello is substandard sexy wrestling material, gravy however is just perfect, it gives it the appearance of mud wrestling but a tastiness that is near unsurpassed.
yeah, but it's too thick to see through, and it's really hard to wash off the smell the way mom makes it(seriously, don't spill it, thatever it hits will smell like bacon, garlic and pepper for a week) also, it's sticky, not slippy, that makes for potential friction burns. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
92
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:17:00 -
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I know about many kinds of burns. none of them are fun. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
92
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:26:00 -
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Row Row Fight Da Powah! Row Row Fiya Flowah! Row Row Eisenhowah! |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:30:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:Row Row Fight Da Powah! Row Row Fiya Flowah! Row Row Eisenhowah! LMAO this is SO getting moved to the locker room is CCP foxfour doesn't get to it before hercules been SOOO de-railed
Posters use derailleur!
It's super effective! |
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Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:35:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:Row Row Fight Da Powah! Row Row Fiya Flowah! Row Row Eisenhowah! LMAO this is SO getting moved to the locker room is CCP foxfour doesn't get to it before hercules been SOOO de-railed Posters use derailleur! It's super effective! till a GM uses the lock power
ah yes,*strokes beard* the fabled GM Sealing Technique. Some say that it is only a myth, but others know better. But can this fabled power defeat our Forum Fu? |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:43:00 -
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gbghg wrote: I ANNOUNCE MYSELF gbghg, master of the subtle trolling style.
I am Heathen Bastard, Master of the Bipolar Post and Tactical Science Strike posting styles.
*does splits* OH JESUS, I THINK I TORE SOMETHING! |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:45:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:gbghg wrote: I ANNOUNCE MYSELF gbghg, master of the subtle trolling style.
I am Heathen Bastard, Master of the Bipolar Post and Tactical Science Strike posting styles. *does splits* OH JESUS, I THINK I TORE SOMETHING! unless you're a heavy, you're not fat enough to rip your suit
wasn't my suit that tore. I don't do the splits for a reason |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:48:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:gbghg wrote: I ANNOUNCE MYSELF gbghg, master of the subtle trolling style.
I am Heathen Bastard, Master of the Bipolar Post and Tactical Science Strike posting styles. *does splits* OH JESUS, I THINK I TORE SOMETHING! unless you're a heavy, you're not fat enough to rip your suit wasn't my suit that tore. I don't do the splits for a reason EEEWWWWW!!!
It's okay, I found some duct tape. everything is back inside.
Duct tape solves everything! |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:50:00 -
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gbghg wrote:LMAO, don't make me laugh like that, its 4am here, my family will skin me if i wake them
I know that feel bro. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:51:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:not everything, would still suggest going to a doctor
eh, I heal fast. cuts to the bone in a week. this is nothing.
both! high speed fall on a skateboard, and laughing is always fun. I've also been accidentally lit on fire before.
my suggestion is to run around screaming and flailing like a girl, fall to the ground and start rolling while your friend grabs the hose. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:56:00 -
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Infine Sentinel wrote:Anyone else feel Ignored?
nope. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2013.03.30 03:58:00 -
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Infine Sentinel wrote:Can't I at least get a welcome too new Eden??
As a humble duelist, I do so hereby welcome you to new eden. /twirl. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2013.03.30 04:01:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:Infine Sentinel wrote:Can't I at least get a welcome too new Eden?? As a humble duelist, I do so hereby welcome you to new eden. /twirl. bullshits, i read you other posts!
I'm humble about the duelist part, I can always be better. Everything else, not so much, especially when I'm dropping the science. |
Heathen Bastard
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2013.03.30 04:13:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Infine Sentinel wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Infine Sentinel wrote:Anyway you guys are off topic (then again so is this thread) so carry on. you really ARE new to the game then. lmao Been on the forum for 3 days and I already like this place more then the PS forums. we troll with style except the ones that don't, we're not big fans of them. and when we actually post about something important it turns into a threadnaught (go look at the planetary conquest one in announcements)
Like I was taught, even if you're doing something despicable, you do it with pride, I can't stand people who don't take pride in what they do. |
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