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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
196
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:22:00 -
[1] - Quote
So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Logi Bro
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
3328
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:25:00 -
[2] - Quote
Dong.
Was that funny enough for you?
SP Sinks? Fixed.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5430
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:26:00 -
[3] - Quote
I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
196
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:34:00 -
[4] - Quote
TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships
Sounds like a nice idea!
However, I want some jokes first....
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5430
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:39:00 -
[5] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships Sounds like a nice idea! However, I want some jokes first.... And there are still new players coming to this game?
Dust is so dead, when people login, worms fall out of the heat vents.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:40:00 -
[6] - Quote
Dust is so dead that i feel like its trying to steal my soul.
Good enough?
Why?
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:41:00 -
[7] - Quote
TechMechMeds wrote:Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships Sounds like a nice idea! However, I want some jokes first.... And there are still new players coming to this game? Dust is so dead, when people login, worms fall out of the heat vents. Edit: yes, but they can't play their way or compete with hardly any isk. hence the nomination.
Well this TerraKnight87 better not be an alt. Otherwise I'll give it to him.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:42:00 -
[8] - Quote
Death Shadow117 wrote:Dust is so dead that i feel like its trying to steal my soul.
Good enough?
NO
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5430
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:42:00 -
[9] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships Sounds like a nice idea! However, I want some jokes first.... And there are still new players coming to this game? Dust is so dead, when people login, worms fall out of the heat vents. Edit: yes, but they can't play their way or compete with hardly any isk. hence the nomination. Well this TerraKnight87 better not be an alt. Otherwise I'll give it to him.
No it's not.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:43:00 -
[10] - Quote
Or Dust is so.dead that a higher power sent a volcano to wipe out its makers... unfortunatly it will happen soonTM.
Why?
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Joel II X
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
3255
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:44:00 -
[11] - Quote
Dust is so dead, you should give me all your isk. |
Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:45:00 -
[12] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:Dust is so dead, you should give me all your isk.
Probably the best one I've heard so far
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:45:00 -
[13] - Quote
Dusts is so dead because its npc expirence is like the holocaust.
Why?
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:46:00 -
[14] - Quote
Death Shadow117 wrote:Dusts is so dead because its npc expirence is like the holocaust.
Oooo.....good historical reference.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:47:00 -
[15] - Quote
Old people's skin sags because its being pulled to the underworld.
Why?
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:47:00 -
[16] - Quote
Death Shadow117 wrote:Old people's skin sags because its being pulled to the underworld.
Bo Burham jokes are not acceptable 
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:48:00 -
[17] - Quote
Dust is so.dead that you should give me your isk so i can proto stomp all day.
Why?
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
198
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:49:00 -
[18] - Quote
Death Shadow117 wrote:Dust is so.dead that you should give me your isk so i can proto stomp all day.
NO
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:49:00 -
[19] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:Death Shadow117 wrote:Old people's skin sags because its being pulled to the underworld. Bo Burham jokes are not acceptable
*******.
Why?
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RogueTrooper 2000AD
Neckbeard Absolution
310
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:50:00 -
[20] - Quote
Dust is so dead INSERT SEARCH ENGINE RESULTS HERE.
Take what i say with a bag of salt
Who needs a gun when you can run people over
FW saboteur
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:50:00 -
[21] - Quote
dust is so dead that i have to spam your thread to try and get isk with my ****** jokes.
Why?
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
198
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:51:00 -
[22] - Quote
Death Shadow117 wrote:dust is so dead that i have to spam your thread to try and get isk with my ****** jokes.
Ok now that is a bit funny
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:53:00 -
[23] - Quote
Dust is so dead that someone asked me if i wanted to die and i said "i play dust". He just laughed and put his gun away.
Why?
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BlazeXYZ
xCosmic Voidx
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
192
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:57:00 -
[24] - Quote
Dust is so dead that it's not. It's still there
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/13/dustyps3.jpg
The Blazing Intellect Machine
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
199
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:00:00 -
[25] - Quote
Buzzkill......but hilarious
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
343
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:02:00 -
[26] - Quote
its already been used too.
Why?
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MarasdF Loron
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
979
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:03:00 -
[27] - Quote
Laser focused.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5430
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:05:00 -
[28] - Quote
Dust is so dead, people are creating dust is dead joke threads rather than helping out newbs.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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Fizzer XCIV
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
212
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:05:00 -
[29] - Quote
Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK? |
TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5430
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:06:00 -
[30] - Quote
Fizzer XCIV wrote:Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK?
I loled.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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thecoolest guy
Ancient Exiles.
33
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:07:00 -
[31] - Quote
To whom it may concern.
Please excuse me if I have infringe into your privacy. This may be strange anyGÇ¿way, but I have no option than to mail you. I m Mr Azizz Mohammed, a CaldariGÇ¿ citizen. I m presently trying to secure a move to Caldari Prime. I am conveince that youGÇ¿ are the right fellow to confide this to.
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture of which I intend to GÇ¿establish in your region. Though I have not met with you, I believe one has toGÇ¿ risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.
I have all relative documents amounting to Thirteen Million, Two HundredGÇ¿ Thousand ISK (13,200,000.00 ISK) which my late FatherGÇ¿ DUST deposited with HSBC Bank in one of the Caldari regions, of which he wanted to GÇ¿use for his political reason in our region before he was assassinated. Now asGÇ¿ his son, I have decided to invest these money in your region for security andGÇ¿ political reasons.
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in yourGÇ¿ Region, but if there is any other business that is better than what I amGÇ¿suggesting, I will be very glad to follow your advice.
1)Real Estate Investment
GÇ¿2)The Transport IndustryGÇ¿
3)Five Star Hotels.
If you can be of an assistance to me (in the amount of 400,000,000 ISK), I will be pleased to offer you 20% or moreGÇ¿ when discussions continues and any profit made in the investment and if you GÇ¿wish, you can be a share holder in the company.
I await your response soonest and please include your direct phone number, fullGÇ¿name and contact address for easy communication.
Regards,
Mr. Azizz Mohammed.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
199
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:07:00 -
[32] - Quote
TechMechMeds wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK? I loled.
Good point. @TechMechMeds tell that guy he's going to get my ISK. Should be transferred in the next hour.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5430
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:09:00 -
[33] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK? I loled. Good point. @TechMechMeds tell that guy he's going to get my ISK. Should be transferred in the next hour.
I barely login so he'll see it before me.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
199
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:10:00 -
[34] - Quote
thecoolest guy wrote:To whom it may concern.
Please excuse me if I have infringe into your privacy. This may be strange anyGÇ¿way, but I have no option than to mail you. I m Mr Azizz Mohammed, a CaldariGÇ¿ citizen. I m presently trying to secure a move to Caldari Prime. I am conveince that youGÇ¿ are the right fellow to confide this to.
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture of which I intend to GÇ¿establish in your region. Though I have not met with you, I believe one has toGÇ¿ risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.
I have all relative documents amounting to Thirteen Million, Two HundredGÇ¿ Thousand ISK (13,200,000.00 ISK) which my late FatherGÇ¿ DUST deposited with HSBC Bank in one of the Caldari regions, of which he wanted to GÇ¿use for his political reason in our region before he was assassinated. Now asGÇ¿ his son, I have decided to invest these money in your region for security andGÇ¿ political reasons.
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in yourGÇ¿ Region, but if there is any other business that is better than what I amGÇ¿suggesting, I will be very glad to follow your advice.
1)Real Estate Investment
GÇ¿2)The Transport IndustryGÇ¿
3)Five Star Hotels.
If you can be of an assistance to me (in the amount of 400,000,000 ISK), I will be pleased to offer you 20% or moreGÇ¿ when discussions continues and any profit made in the investment and if you GÇ¿wish, you can be a share holder in the company.
I await your response soonest and please include your direct phone number, fullGÇ¿name and contact address for easy communication.
Regards,
Mr. Azizz Mohammed.
*sends to SPAM*
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Fizzer XCIV
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
212
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:10:00 -
[35] - Quote
TechMechMeds wrote:Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK? I loled. Good point. @TechMechMeds tell that guy he's going to get my ISK. Should be transferred in the next hour. I barely login so he'll see it before me.
Can I have some? I'm a new player as well. |
MarasdF Loron
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
979
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:15:00 -
[36] - Quote
Fizzer XCIV wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK? I loled. Good point. @TechMechMeds tell that guy he's going to get my ISK. Should be transferred in the next hour. I barely login so he'll see it before me. Can I have some? I'm a new player as well.
Chillax, you are getting that whole 400 mil by the looks of it. 
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Atiim
11826
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:18:00 -
[37] - Quote
Amarrians are lucky.
Their Lasers aren't focused like CCP's Lasers.
DUST 514's 1st Matari Commando
-HAND
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ER-Bullitt
1589
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:21:00 -
[38] - Quote
Dust was aborted in the fetus.
Tombstone reads:
RIP Dust 514
May, 14 2013 - ???
"Did anyone actually play this POS?"
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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Messy Frog Ink
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
17
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:24:00 -
[39] - Quote
Dust is dead. I'll be on tomorrow. |
junni jones
Tryharders
91
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:25:00 -
[40] - Quote
Dust is so dead project legion died before its time
You are puppets of a tradition pretending to be important. The coming of a golden age has no place for you. Your Republi
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ER-Bullitt
1589
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:40:00 -
[41] - Quote
Ha
Dust is so dead Jesus called and asked if he could have your isk.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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rithu
Freek Coalition
Freek Alliance
114
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:21:00 -
[42] - Quote
I googled for "death jokes" but apparently it isnt funny 
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Immortal John Ripper
24126
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:24:00 -
[43] - Quote
Dust is so dead, people with no skill are starting to look good.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24139
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:24:00 -
[44] - Quote
Dust is so dead, people with no skill are starting to look good.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Immortal John Ripper
24126
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:25:00 -
[45] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that the dev's allowed me to come back to the forums.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24139
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:25:00 -
[46] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that the dev's allowed me to come back to the forums.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Immortal John Ripper
24126
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:27:00 -
[47] - Quote
Dust is so dead. they are allowing a Dust is so dead joke thread to continue in General Discussions.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24139
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Posted - 2014.09.03 18:27:00 -
[48] - Quote
Dust is so dead. they are allowing a Dust is so dead joke thread to continue in General Discussions.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Rusty Shallows
Caldari State
2085
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Posted - 2014.09.03 19:11:00 -
[49] - Quote
 Dust isn't dead all those other doomsayer games never harmed it at all.
Likes are my candy and in these forums every day is Halloween. XD
Sweets for everyone!
Forums > Game
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Immortal John Ripper
24131
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Posted - 2014.09.03 19:13:00 -
[50] - Quote
Dust is so dead. I am the Avatar. The last clone bender.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24139
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Posted - 2014.09.03 19:13:00 -
[51] - Quote
Dust is so dead. I am the Avatar. The last clone bender.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Hakyou Brutor
Pure Evil.
1214
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Posted - 2014.09.03 19:42:00 -
[52] - Quote
DUST is so dead I don't even want the ISK. |
Rizlax Yazzax
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
402
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Posted - 2014.09.03 19:46:00 -
[53] - Quote
Dust ISN'T dead.
Did I win? |
Anmol Singh
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
866
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Posted - 2014.09.03 19:47:00 -
[54] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
Dust has always been dead, many of us were just too stupid to realize.
Sagaris lover!!!
Commando <3
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
824
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:01:00 -
[55] - Quote
DUST is so dead, they put someone who plays DUST in charge of it.
Assault since Replication.
We've come full circle.
Finally.
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Immortal John Ripper
24132
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:03:00 -
[56] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that Zatara ran for cpm and won.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24139
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:03:00 -
[57] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that Zatara ran for cpm and won.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Tread Loudly 2
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
41
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:05:00 -
[58] - Quote
My friend tells me Dust will be alive way past Destiny because, it's been proven in a survey that Dust is better.
My response is dude Destiny was disqualified because it's too good to compare to any other game 
I Like Tanks, Nova Knives and MagSec SMG's.
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Marlin Kirby
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
441
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:10:00 -
[59] - Quote
I know the contest is over, but I'm posting anyway.
Dust is so dead that they're promoting new BPO suits that have names and colors which reference another dead game, MAG.
The not Logic Bomb!
lollaserfocusedonPS3
Got to get those pub stomps over hours yo!
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DAAAA BEAST
BEAST EMPIRE
14
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:11:00 -
[60] - Quote
Dust is so Dead the forums have more players than the game itself !
Character to send too : DAAAA BEAST
Sniper Hunting and Noobs Trolling are my specialities.
YT:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCldBb96c0OpYqYdCfEg5
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ACT1ON BASTARD
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
112
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:11:00 -
[61] - Quote
Dust is deader than the sahara deserts a**hole! |
xavier zor
King and Queens
Peacekeepers of High-Sec
31
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Posted - 2014.09.03 23:28:00 -
[62] - Quote
God! Dust is so dead that Robin Williams died just in time to commemorate Dust's 10th memorial occasion
Tactical Assault Rifle's for life
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
386
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Posted - 2014.09.03 23:41:00 -
[63] - Quote
TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships
Surely if any newb deserves the money it's Duna... He's gotta be running low with all those tanks he loses... |
Ziiro Celeste
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
299
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Posted - 2014.09.03 23:42:00 -
[64] - Quote
DUST is so dead, there is no moderation on the forums any longer.
#freeforall
Aisha Ctarl if you didn't know
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
758
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Posted - 2014.09.04 00:13:00 -
[65] - Quote
thecoolest guy wrote:To whom it may concern.
Please excuse me if I have infringe into your privacy. This may be strange anyGÇ¿way, but I have no option than to mail you. I m Mr Azizz Mohammed, a CaldariGÇ¿ citizen. I m presently trying to secure a move to Caldari Prime. I am conveince that youGÇ¿ are the right fellow to confide this to.
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture of which I intend to GÇ¿establish in your region. Though I have not met with you, I believe one has toGÇ¿ risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.
I have all relative documents amounting to Thirteen Million, Two HundredGÇ¿ Thousand ISK (13,200,000.00 ISK) which my late FatherGÇ¿ DUST deposited with HSBC Bank in one of the Caldari regions, of which he wanted to GÇ¿use for his political reason in our region before he was assassinated. Now asGÇ¿ his son, I have decided to invest these money in your region for security andGÇ¿ political reasons.
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in yourGÇ¿ Region, but if there is any other business that is better than what I amGÇ¿suggesting, I will be very glad to follow your advice.
1)Real Estate Investment
GÇ¿2)The Transport IndustryGÇ¿
3)Five Star Hotels.
If you can be of an assistance to me (in the amount of 400,000,000 ISK), I will be pleased to offer you 20% or moreGÇ¿ when discussions continues and any profit made in the investment and if you GÇ¿wish, you can be a share holder in the company.
I await your response soonest and please include your direct phone number, fullGÇ¿name and contact address for easy communication.
Regards,
Mr. Azizz Mohammed.
**pssst! You forgot the bad grammer and lolspelling, and how much you love Jesus.**
Hey OP, this seems totally legit. Give it to this guy
**hey, psst, my cut is 50%, btw**
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, fatman
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
862
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Posted - 2014.09.04 00:21:00 -
[66] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the devs are considering making jokes in this thread as well.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Krixus Flux
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
471
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Posted - 2014.09.04 00:21:00 -
[67] - Quote
Just admit it, the softness of Destiny will bring you right back to Dust dude. The aim assist is going to **** you off.
Saying what's on people's minds
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Toby Flenderson
research lab
590
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Posted - 2014.09.04 00:23:00 -
[68] - Quote
MarasdF Loron wrote:Laser focused.
Saw some corp called "laser focused on ps3" or something in a match once and literally laughed out loud. I vote for this one if this comes down to most likes or voting. |
BlazeXYZ
xCosmic Voidx
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
195
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Posted - 2014.09.04 00:39:00 -
[69] - Quote
Derpty Derp wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships Surely if any newb deserves the money it's Duna... He's gotta be running low with all those tanks he loses...
This is how i think about duna....
Duna: OMG my kd/r is at..........74 ugh
Newb: what does that suppose to mean!?!?!?!
Duna: I need more protection
Duna: you!? Call all those blueberries to protect my rear end . I feel some shottys scratching it
Newb: what is that flickering light
Duna: its hell.....kill his ***.
Duna: Ugh 73!
Newb: What!
Duna: I need more PROTECTION!!!!!!
The Blazing Intellect Machine
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Customer Service 17032760100
The Phone Book
7
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:03:00 -
[70] - Quote
Dust is so dead that not even our customer service line can assist you in recuperating a fraction of your biomass value.
(Jadek Menaheim's Alt )
Is your number in the Phone Book?
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Helpful Veteran 18002738255
The Phone Book
9
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:09:00 -
[71] - Quote
^ What a helpful phone number! |
Biomass Hotline 18002738255
The Phone Book
2
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:14:00 -
[72] - Quote
*Ring* *Ring*
Biomass Hotline here.
It appears you gentlemen are late to a dead man's party. No more ISK for you. |
Kin Cat
Another Clone in the Wall
17
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:27:00 -
[73] - Quote
I don't believe that Dust is dead! |
The Robot Devil
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
2579
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:31:00 -
[74] - Quote
Dust is do dead my PS3 gives a fatal error when I try to launch it.
"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production."
Raoul Duke
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
13187
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:34:00 -
[75] - Quote
Dust is so dead give your ISK to True Adamance so no one can have it.
"We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
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Immortal John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:59:00 -
[76] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the entire player base is posting about it in this thread.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 01:59:00 -
[77] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the entire player base is posting about it in this thread.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
13189
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:02:00 -
[78] - Quote
Immortal John Ripper wrote:Dust is so dead, the entire player base is posting about it in this thread.
Dust is so dead I compose the entire player base...................
"We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
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TritusX
PH4NT0M5
18
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:04:00 -
[79] - Quote
Dust is so dead I just found it. Because everything I find is dead. Like my HTC One X I got a month ago. Or that PS3 a year ago. :/
Scout 514 forever
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Immortal John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:04:00 -
[80] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that my like count is quadriple the player count.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:04:00 -
[81] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that my like count is quadriple the player count.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Immortal John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:08:00 -
[82] - Quote
Helpful Veteran 18002738255 wrote:^ What a helpful phone number!
The number in your name directed me to the suicide hotline.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:08:00 -
[83] - Quote
Helpful Veteran 18002738255 wrote:^ What a helpful phone number!
The number in your name directed me to the suicide hotline.
Dust is so dead, The helpful Veterans direct you to the suicide hotline.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Immortal John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:10:00 -
[84] - Quote
Customer Service 17032760100 wrote:Dust is so dead that not even our customer service line can assist you in recuperating a fraction of your biomass value. (Jadek Menaheim's Alt )
Dust is so dead, The Better Business Bureaus is not receiving complaints.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:10:00 -
[85] - Quote
Customer Service 17032760100 wrote:Dust is so dead that not even our customer service line can assist you in recuperating a fraction of your biomass value. (Jadek Menaheim's Alt )
Dust is so dead, The Better Business Bureaus is not receiving complaints.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Marlin Kirby
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
445
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:15:00 -
[86] - Quote
Daddrobit wrote:Dust is so dead, the devs are considering making jokes in this thread as well.
You win.
BTW, I found our thread:
http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/MAG-Discussion/Question-About-Pics-in-Posts/m-p/37254018#M864889
Full archive NonMAG people wouldn't understand! Go away!
Krixus Flux wrote:Just admit it, the softness of Destiny will bring you right back to Dust dude. The aim assist is going to **** you off.
loldust
loldestiny
lolthecurrentstateofmultiplayershooters
The not Logic Bomb!
lollaserfocusedonPS3
Got to get those pub stomps over hours yo!
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Immortal John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:17:00 -
[87] - Quote
Dust is so dead, The lasers bulb went out.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24146
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:17:00 -
[88] - Quote
Dust is so dead, The lasers bulb went out.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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sebastian the huds
warravens
Capital Punishment.
170
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:18:00 -
[89] - Quote
You can say that it.... bit the dust?
Note: I didn't read pages 2-here so I don't know if this was used.
why would i use capital letters in my name?
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Patrlck 56
513
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:20:00 -
[90] - Quote
Dust is so dead that I don't give a **** about getting your isk.
But really, give it to someone else (not that death shadow guy though ;P). |
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BL4CKST4R
La Muerte Eterna
Dark Taboo
2996
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Posted - 2014.09.04 02:23:00 -
[91] - Quote
Dust is so dead Scotty will crash before the isk transfer can be made.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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DJINN Kujo
1353
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Posted - 2014.09.04 04:06:00 -
[92] - Quote
*pun incoming*
Dust is so dead, dust is my topic for the "Dust is so dead" joke.
I win.
Give me my ISK and see you on Destiny.
LoL > Dust 514
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DJINN Kujo
1353
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Posted - 2014.09.04 04:09:00 -
[93] - Quote
OR -
Dust is so dead, the way CCP entices players to play, you would still think Dust is alive.
LoL > Dust 514
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LEHON Xeon
Ahrendee Mercenaries
690
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Posted - 2014.09.04 04:18:00 -
[94] - Quote
As Dust was being worked on one day, its head fell off and rolled away. (i.e. most of the devs)
Signed,
H. Horseman
Why am I still here yet?
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Auris Lionesse
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
968
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Posted - 2014.09.04 05:41:00 -
[95] - Quote
dust is so dead robin williams just started a new corp called dead merc society.
ill take 100-200m and you can give the rest too a new player or blind shot, thx
Don't vote for iron wolf saber.
Vote for someone who will help the community i.e. anyone else.
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I-Shayz-I
I----------I
4766
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Posted - 2014.09.04 05:54:00 -
[96] - Quote
I found a picture of Dust on PS4!
I was able to snag a screenshot of it just barely before it was gone. Figured I'd share it even if it gets me banned.
I just can't believe how real it looks:
http://imgur.com/nQDs0I2
Can't wait :D
7162 wp with a Repair Tool!
List of Legion Feedback Threads!
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richiesutie 2
The Rainbow Effect
1009
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Posted - 2014.09.04 07:08:00 -
[97] - Quote
Dust is so dead, im not a virgin anymore XXX <3 <3
compilation of Patch/build notes
Check it out! :)
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
11962
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Posted - 2014.09.04 07:11:00 -
[98] - Quote
DUST joined the dust.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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steadyhand amarr
shadows of 514
3288
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Posted - 2014.09.04 09:01:00 -
[99] - Quote
Dust is so dead, there is not enough people left to make good dust is dead jokes.
You can never have to many chaples
-Templar True adamance
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Knechtmich
United Pwnage Service
RISE of LEGION
20
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Posted - 2014.09.04 09:18:00 -
[100] - Quote
dead,deader,dust @ PLAYSTATION 3... ---> Destiny we are coming ---> @ PLAYSTATION 4 ---> !!! 4 !!!
Playstation 4 or nothing CCP
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Clips A'hoy
Bloodline Rebellion
Public.Disorder.
163
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Posted - 2014.09.04 09:55:00 -
[101] - Quote
Dust is so dead that an asexually reproduced sea sponge worried she's turning into herself.
I sometimes fill my bathtub with Jell-o, then I proceed to curl up and pretend I'm a fetus.
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nicholas73
Glitched Connection
177
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Posted - 2014.09.04 14:08:00 -
[102] - Quote
D - Dust
U - Unofficially
S - Self
T - Terminated
Proud member of Glitched Connection
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
769
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Posted - 2014.09.04 14:37:00 -
[103] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
Dust is soo Dead that Eve pilots don't acknowledge Orbital bombardment requests for free LP
[[LogiBro in Training]]
Level 1 Forum Pariah
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Ulme Mees
Rautaleijona
192
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Posted - 2014.09.04 14:41:00 -
[104] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that fighting vets feels like God Mode!
Fear is a disease!
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Wolf Moonstrike
Procella Tempus
General Tso's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2014.09.04 14:55:00 -
[105] - Quote
Dust is so dead, even William Shakespeare couldn't make a play of it. |
Spectre-M
The Generals
815
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Posted - 2014.09.04 15:55:00 -
[106] - Quote
Dust is so dead, it smells like sour Malek.
Minnmitar in Amarr armor.
A Wolf in Sheeps clothing.
May the Empress live till she graces my sights.
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Sum1ne Else
Fatal Absolution
1401
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Posted - 2014.09.04 16:06:00 -
[107] - Quote
Dust isnt dead, Kujo's back..WTF guys. C'mon
Longest PLC Kill - 193.71m
Logi mk.0 - Com gk.0 - Scout gk.0 - Ass ak.0
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Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
2070
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Posted - 2014.09.04 16:12:00 -
[108] - Quote
Whats Dust?
Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
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2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn
General Tso's Alliance
272
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Posted - 2014.09.04 17:11:00 -
[109] - Quote
I heard Dust stopped eating chicken nuggets.
Burning through clones like Rusty Venture.
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
4142
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Posted - 2014.09.04 17:36:00 -
[110] - Quote
DUST will be dead soon(TM).
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Super Sniper95
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
199
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Posted - 2014.09.04 17:54:00 -
[111] - Quote
Dust is so dead that even I am getting good protostomping noobs.
Theres no vet to stop me
CCP please don't reduce Sniper Rifle range. If you do it I will be sad...
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Immortal John Ripper
24164
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:14:00 -
[112] - Quote
Dust is so dead, not even the great GJR can save it.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24176
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:14:00 -
[113] - Quote
Dust is so dead, not even the great GJR can save it.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Immortal John Ripper
24168
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:20:00 -
[114] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the necrophiliacs are coming. 
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24176
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:20:00 -
[115] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the necrophiliacs are coming.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5456
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:21:00 -
[116] - Quote
Terranknight87 did not receive the isk.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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LEHON Xeon
Ahrendee Mercenaries
690
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:25:00 -
[117] - Quote
Dust is so dead even the necros got tired of it.
Why am I still here yet?
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Immortal John Ripper
24168
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:26:00 -
[118] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the dust is now 514 inches thick.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24176
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:26:00 -
[119] - Quote
Dust is so dead, the dust is now 514 inches thick.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1458
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:45:00 -
[120] - Quote
Dust is so dead, there's no one left to give your ISK to. |
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Nothing Certain
Bioshock Rejects
1102
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Posted - 2014.09.04 19:45:00 -
[121] - Quote
Dust is so dead that...You have been disconnected from the PSN Network.
Because, that's why.
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi
Ancient Exiles.
905
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Posted - 2014.09.04 21:17:00 -
[122] - Quote
Dust is so dead that CCP plans on using it's corpse as fertilizer to grow their new crop called Legion. At least until their new crop dies from lack of balance in the crop's "diet".
Cultivating
Crappy
Produce
Then he layed out his hand and all the threads of the forums were locked. - CCP RatiShakalaka describing CCP Lockingbro
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2579
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Posted - 2014.09.04 22:02:00 -
[123] - Quote
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This DUST is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-DUST!!
K/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. That's a promise.
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Myron Kundera
The Generals
83
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Posted - 2014.09.04 22:53:00 -
[124] - Quote
Dust is so dead that it needs more cowbell
"Greed, the forgotten mental disease"
"Spray and pray makes my day"
"Will use proto gear in self defense"
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4lbert Wesker
WESKER S.T.A.R.S
0
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Posted - 2014.09.04 23:07:00 -
[125] - Quote
DUST is so dead when I turn on my PS3 it gets BSOD
I punched camel once,and it meows at me
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Crashy Mc Boom-bewm
The United Socialist Liberation Front
56
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Posted - 2014.09.04 23:25:00 -
[126] - Quote
Dust is so dead, that its dead
<--send isk to
If at first it doesn't work, beat it with a brick.
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TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
222
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Posted - 2014.09.05 01:58:00 -
[127] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
How many jokes can we make?
Does it have to start with "dust is so dead"(kinda like yo mamajokes)?
Do we have until the ninth?
Dust is so dead, death is comming SOONGäó
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TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
222
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Posted - 2014.09.05 02:22:00 -
[128] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
Dust is dead. SOONGäó I'll have a white PS4 and no longer be able to pay... i mean play after two and a half years...
(I still am going to play. I can give A LOT of logi love with 400k) |
Immortal John Ripper
24192
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Posted - 2014.09.05 03:42:00 -
[129] - Quote
Dust is so dead. The tacos are spoiling.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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General John Ripper
24194
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Posted - 2014.09.05 03:42:00 -
[130] - Quote
Dust is so dead. The tacos are spoiling.
Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
955
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Posted - 2014.09.05 05:31:00 -
[131] - Quote
DUST is so dead the hamsters are joining Weight Watchers
You must learn honor, or you deserve to learn nothing at all.
~ Rivvy Dinari - Swordmaster of Ginaz
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iKILLu osborne
Dead Man's Game
278
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Posted - 2014.09.05 07:24:00 -
[132] - Quote
i find this whole thread silly but i'm a greedy little scout so here is mine
"dust is so dead , pyrex and duna are getting married to fill the void"
"uh guys" "i got to go back to the depot that installation made me crap my dropsuit"
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TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
222
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Posted - 2014.09.05 09:09:00 -
[133] - Quote
Malek McRoland wrote:So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
Dust is dead enough that all these people want your fake money to keep playing |
TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
222
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Posted - 2014.09.05 09:16:00 -
[134] - Quote
I was about to make a new character named "Dust is Dead" and all I was going to post was "SOONGäó", but someone already made that name....Kitten! |
SteelheadPep
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
151
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Posted - 2014.09.05 10:07:00 -
[135] - Quote
Dust isn't dead it has been this way since open beta.I needed chest waders and a payloader to get through all of the bull s**t I have been fed,and yes it does taste like s**t. Yes it is a ftp game,but your customers (console) players due matter.I don't need the ISK, its is worthless anyway lol. |
DAAAA BEAST
BEAST EMPIRE
17
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Posted - 2014.09.05 10:49:00 -
[136] - Quote
sebastian the huds wrote:You can say that it.... bit the dust?
Note: I didn't read pages 2-here so I don't know if this was used.
Holy **** seb didn't thought I'd find you here , in my hideout, the forums . Btw , how is BEAST HEADQUARTERS standing ?
Did everyone leave ?
I'll be back on sunday.
Sniper Hunting and Noobs Trolling are my specialities.
YT:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCldBb96c0OpYqYdCfEg5
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
327
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Posted - 2014.09.05 10:57:00 -
[137] - Quote
If Dust died then wouldn't that make Rattat necromancer and us a bunch of necrophiliacs?
Legionhares Unite!
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