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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:22:00 -
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So, in the wake of Destiny arriving next week, I will be biomassing my character.
However, I have all this isk to give away, so I'll just make this fun: tell me your best "Dust is Dead" joke and one person will get all of it.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
196
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:34:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships
Sounds like a nice idea!
However, I want some jokes first....
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:41:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:Malek McRoland wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to.
Terranknight87
It's a new player who flies drop ships Sounds like a nice idea! However, I want some jokes first.... And there are still new players coming to this game? Dust is so dead, when people login, worms fall out of the heat vents. Edit: yes, but they can't play their way or compete with hardly any isk. hence the nomination.
Well this TerraKnight87 better not be an alt. Otherwise I'll give it to him.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:42:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Dust is so dead that i feel like its trying to steal my soul.
Good enough?
NO
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:45:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Dust is so dead, you should give me all your isk.
Probably the best one I've heard so far
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:46:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Dusts is so dead because its npc expirence is like the holocaust.
Oooo.....good historical reference.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:47:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Old people's skin sags because its being pulled to the underworld.
Bo Burham jokes are not acceptable 
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
198
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:49:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Dust is so.dead that you should give me your isk so i can proto stomp all day.
NO
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
198
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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:51:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:dust is so dead that i have to spam your thread to try and get isk with my ****** jokes.
Ok now that is a bit funny
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
199
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:00:00 -
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Buzzkill......but hilarious
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
199
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:07:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:Dust is dead. So, why would I want your ISK? I loled.
Good point. @TechMechMeds tell that guy he's going to get my ISK. Should be transferred in the next hour.
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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Malek McRoland
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
199
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Posted - 2014.09.03 17:10:00 -
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thecoolest guy wrote:To whom it may concern.
Please excuse me if I have infringe into your privacy. This may be strange anyGÇ¿way, but I have no option than to mail you. I m Mr Azizz Mohammed, a CaldariGÇ¿ citizen. I m presently trying to secure a move to Caldari Prime. I am conveince that youGÇ¿ are the right fellow to confide this to.
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture of which I intend to GÇ¿establish in your region. Though I have not met with you, I believe one has toGÇ¿ risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.
I have all relative documents amounting to Thirteen Million, Two HundredGÇ¿ Thousand ISK (13,200,000.00 ISK) which my late FatherGÇ¿ DUST deposited with HSBC Bank in one of the Caldari regions, of which he wanted to GÇ¿use for his political reason in our region before he was assassinated. Now asGÇ¿ his son, I have decided to invest these money in your region for security andGÇ¿ political reasons.
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in yourGÇ¿ Region, but if there is any other business that is better than what I amGÇ¿suggesting, I will be very glad to follow your advice.
1)Real Estate Investment
GÇ¿2)The Transport IndustryGÇ¿
3)Five Star Hotels.
If you can be of an assistance to me (in the amount of 400,000,000 ISK), I will be pleased to offer you 20% or moreGÇ¿ when discussions continues and any profit made in the investment and if you GÇ¿wish, you can be a share holder in the company.
I await your response soonest and please include your direct phone number, fullGÇ¿name and contact address for easy communication.
Regards,
Mr. Azizz Mohammed.
*sends to SPAM*
"It's gonna sound like I'm biomassing, BUUUUTTTTT......."
Please get this reference community lol.
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