DUST Search - 400 Mil ISK+change to the best "Dust is Dead" joke!

thecoolest guy wrote:

To whom it may concern.

Please excuse me if I have infringe into your privacy. This may be strange anyGÇ¿way, but I have no option than to mail you. I m Mr Azizz Mohammed, a CaldariGÇ¿ citizen. I m presently trying to secure a move to Caldari Prime. I am conveince that youGÇ¿ are the right fellow to confide this to.

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture of which I intend to GÇ¿establish in your region. Though I have not met with you, I believe one has toGÇ¿ risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

I have all relative documents amounting to Thirteen Million, Two HundredGÇ¿ Thousand ISK (13,200,000.00 ISK) which my late FatherGÇ¿ DUST deposited with HSBC Bank in one of the Caldari regions, of which he wanted to GÇ¿use for his political reason in our region before he was assassinated. Now asGÇ¿ his son, I have decided to invest these money in your region for security andGÇ¿ political reasons.

I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in yourGÇ¿ Region, but if there is any other business that is better than what I amGÇ¿suggesting, I will be very glad to follow your advice.

1)Real Estate Investment
GÇ¿2)The Transport IndustryGÇ¿
3)Five Star Hotels.

If you can be of an assistance to me (in the amount of 400,000,000 ISK), I will be pleased to offer you 20% or moreGÇ¿ when discussions continues and any profit made in the investment and if you GÇ¿wish, you can be a share holder in the company.

I await your response soonest and please include your direct phone number, fullGÇ¿name and contact address for easy communication.

Regards,

Mr. Azizz Mohammed.

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ACT1ON BASTARD Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 112	Posted - 2014.09.03 20:11:00 - [61] - Quote Dust is deader than the sahara deserts a**hole!
xavier zor King and Queens Peacekeepers of High-Sec 31	Posted - 2014.09.03 23:28:00 - [62] - Quote God! Dust is so dead that Robin Williams died just in time to commemorate Dust's 10th memorial occasion Tactical Assault Rifle's for life
Derpty Derp Dead Man's Game 386	Posted - 2014.09.03 23:41:00 - [63] - Quote TechMechMeds wrote: I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to. Terranknight87 It's a new player who flies drop ships Surely if any newb deserves the money it's Duna... He's gotta be running low with all those tanks he loses...
Ziiro Celeste Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State 299	Posted - 2014.09.03 23:42:00 - [64] - Quote DUST is so dead, there is no moderation on the forums any longer. #freeforall Aisha Ctarl if you didn't know
J4yne C0bb Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 758	Posted - 2014.09.04 00:13:00 - [65] - Quote thecoolest guy wrote: To whom it may concern. Please excuse me if I have infringe into your privacy. This may be strange anyGÇ¿way, but I have no option than to mail you. I m Mr Azizz Mohammed, a CaldariGÇ¿ citizen. I m presently trying to secure a move to Caldari Prime. I am conveince that youGÇ¿ are the right fellow to confide this to. It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture of which I intend to GÇ¿establish in your region. Though I have not met with you, I believe one has toGÇ¿ risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life. I have all relative documents amounting to Thirteen Million, Two HundredGÇ¿ Thousand ISK (13,200,000.00 ISK) which my late FatherGÇ¿ DUST deposited with HSBC Bank in one of the Caldari regions, of which he wanted to GÇ¿use for his political reason in our region before he was assassinated. Now asGÇ¿ his son, I have decided to invest these money in your region for security andGÇ¿ political reasons. I will like to invest part of the money into these three investments in yourGÇ¿ Region, but if there is any other business that is better than what I amGÇ¿suggesting, I will be very glad to follow your advice. 1)Real Estate Investment GÇ¿2)The Transport IndustryGÇ¿ 3)Five Star Hotels. If you can be of an assistance to me (in the amount of 400,000,000 ISK), I will be pleased to offer you 20% or moreGÇ¿ when discussions continues and any profit made in the investment and if you GÇ¿wish, you can be a share holder in the company. I await your response soonest and please include your direct phone number, fullGÇ¿name and contact address for easy communication. Regards, Mr. Azizz Mohammed. pssst! You forgot the bad grammer and lolspelling, and how much you love Jesus. Hey OP, this seems totally legit. Give it to this guy hey, psst, my cut is 50%, btw Min Logi \| aka Punch R0ckgroin, fatman
Daddrobit You Can Call Me Daddy 862	Posted - 2014.09.04 00:21:00 - [66] - Quote Dust is so dead, the devs are considering making jokes in this thread as well. O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
Krixus Flux Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 471	Posted - 2014.09.04 00:21:00 - [67] - Quote Just admit it, the softness of Destiny will bring you right back to Dust dude. The aim assist is going to **** you off. Saying what's on people's minds
Toby Flenderson research lab 590	Posted - 2014.09.04 00:23:00 - [68] - Quote MarasdF Loron wrote: Laser focused. Saw some corp called "laser focused on ps3" or something in a match once and literally laughed out loud. I vote for this one if this comes down to most likes or voting.
BlazeXYZ xCosmic Voidx Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 195	Posted - 2014.09.04 00:39:00 - [69] - Quote Derpty Derp wrote: TechMechMeds wrote: I'd rather nominate a newb for you to give the isk to. Terranknight87 It's a new player who flies drop ships Surely if any newb deserves the money it's Duna... He's gotta be running low with all those tanks he loses... This is how i think about duna.... Duna: OMG my kd/r is at..........74 ugh Newb: what does that suppose to mean!?!?!?! Duna: I need more protection Duna: you!? Call all those blueberries to protect my rear end . I feel some shottys scratching it Newb: what is that flickering light Duna: its hell.....kill his ***. Duna: Ugh 73! Newb: What! Duna: I need more PROTECTION!!!!!! The Blazing Intellect Machine
Customer Service 17032760100 The Phone Book 7	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:03:00 - [70] - Quote Dust is so dead that not even our customer service line can assist you in recuperating a fraction of your biomass value. (Jadek Menaheim's Alt ) Is your number in the Phone Book?

Helpful Veteran 18002738255 The Phone Book 9	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:09:00 - [71] - Quote ^ What a helpful phone number!
Biomass Hotline 18002738255 The Phone Book 2	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:14:00 - [72] - Quote Ring Ring Biomass Hotline here. It appears you gentlemen are late to a dead man's party. No more ISK for you.
Kin Cat Another Clone in the Wall 17	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:27:00 - [73] - Quote I don't believe that Dust is dead!
The Robot Devil Algintal Core Gallente Federation 2579	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:31:00 - [74] - Quote Dust is do dead my PS3 gives a fatal error when I try to launch it. "One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production." Raoul Duke
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 13187	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:34:00 - [75] - Quote Dust is so dead give your ISK to True Adamance so no one can have it. "We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Immortal John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:59:00 - [76] - Quote Dust is so dead, the entire player base is posting about it in this thread. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
General John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 01:59:00 - [77] - Quote Dust is so dead, the entire player base is posting about it in this thread. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 13189	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:02:00 - [78] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: Dust is so dead, the entire player base is posting about it in this thread. Dust is so dead I compose the entire player base................... "We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
TritusX PH4NT0M5 18	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:04:00 - [79] - Quote Dust is so dead I just found it. Because everything I find is dead. Like my HTC One X I got a month ago. Or that PS3 a year ago. :/ Scout 514 forever
Immortal John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:04:00 - [80] - Quote Dust is so dead, that my like count is quadriple the player count. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.

General John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:04:00 - [81] - Quote Dust is so dead, that my like count is quadriple the player count. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Immortal John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:08:00 - [82] - Quote Helpful Veteran 18002738255 wrote: ^ What a helpful phone number! The number in your name directed me to the suicide hotline. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
General John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:08:00 - [83] - Quote Helpful Veteran 18002738255 wrote: ^ What a helpful phone number! The number in your name directed me to the suicide hotline. Dust is so dead, The helpful Veterans direct you to the suicide hotline. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Immortal John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:10:00 - [84] - Quote Customer Service 17032760100 wrote: Dust is so dead that not even our customer service line can assist you in recuperating a fraction of your biomass value. (Jadek Menaheim's Alt ) Dust is so dead, The Better Business Bureaus is not receiving complaints. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
General John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:10:00 - [85] - Quote Customer Service 17032760100 wrote: Dust is so dead that not even our customer service line can assist you in recuperating a fraction of your biomass value. (Jadek Menaheim's Alt ) Dust is so dead, The Better Business Bureaus is not receiving complaints. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Marlin Kirby KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 445	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:15:00 - [86] - Quote Daddrobit wrote: Dust is so dead, the devs are considering making jokes in this thread as well. You win. BTW, I found our thread: http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/MAG-Discussion/Question-About-Pics-in-Posts/m-p/37254018#M864889 Full archive NonMAG people wouldn't understand! Go away! Krixus Flux wrote: Just admit it, the softness of Destiny will bring you right back to Dust dude. The aim assist is going to **** you off. loldust loldestiny lolthecurrentstateofmultiplayershooters The not Logic Bomb! lollaserfocusedonPS3 Got to get those pub stomps over hours yo!
Immortal John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:17:00 - [87] - Quote Dust is so dead, The lasers bulb went out. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
General John Ripper 24146	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:17:00 - [88] - Quote Dust is so dead, The lasers bulb went out. Avatar - PirateKing - Hokage - The guy who captured them all - Your daddy I am the Alpha and the Omega.
sebastian the huds warravens Capital Punishment. 170	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:18:00 - [89] - Quote You can say that it.... bit the dust? Note: I didn't read pages 2-here so I don't know if this was used. why would i use capital letters in my name?
Patrlck 56 513	Posted - 2014.09.04 02:20:00 - [90] - Quote Dust is so dead that I don't give a **** about getting your isk. But really, give it to someone else (not that death shadow guy though ;P).



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