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Bolt Pistol Saleswoman Kirkinen Risk Control Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.06.09 20:33:00 - [1] - Quote Like to buy a Bolt Pistol?
Louis Domi Pradox One Proficiency V. 360	Posted - 2014.06.09 20:38:00 - [2] - Quote Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? Slams door shut
Sir Dukey SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 1001	Posted - 2014.06.09 20:42:00 - [3] - Quote Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? I don't buy stuff from women...
Chimichanga66605 Vader's Taco Shack 154	Posted - 2014.06.09 20:50:00 - [4] - Quote Points ACR at your face Get off my lawn (in a grinding voice) Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist "Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Doctor Day Glitched Connection 300	Posted - 2014.06.09 20:55:00 - [5] - Quote Does it vibrate??
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic 1663	Posted - 2014.06.09 21:13:00 - [6] - Quote Have one. Shows SR-25 Bolt Pistol in Holster PSN Sil4nt Chaozz Autistic Mechanic & Engineer, Matari in Dust & out Scrambler Pistol and Scout Devotee
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 14325	Posted - 2014.06.09 21:17:00 - [7] - Quote You don't look like a woman to me... You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
LUGMOS YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE 498	Posted - 2014.06.09 21:20:00 - [8] - Quote My Nova Knives tell me not to talk to people like you... /pets Ishukhones Quafe A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does, So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
PLAYSTTION GamersForChrist 164	Posted - 2014.06.09 21:42:00 - [9] - Quote Would you like to bu.......detonates REs on the doorstep...Thank you come again. 44/4 in a BPO Scout (1.8) 40/5 in a Proto Assault (1.7) Open Beta Vet 23mil sp R.I.P Dust 514
Crimson ShieId Psygod9 509	Posted - 2014.06.09 22:03:00 - [10] - Quote Um... well, I... do you have any Girl scout cookies instead? Nova Knives are magic~ -Inserts knife into nearest merc's spinal column- And now, so are you! Bask in the magics!
Louis Domi Pradox One Proficiency V. 367	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:00:00 - [11] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Have one. Shows SR-25 Bolt Pistol in Holster I got the Better model Shows Kaalakiota Bolt pistol Yep got her about 3 days after she was released. Got her with the Proficiencies and all that good stuff.
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 2699	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:06:00 - [12] - Quote I already have a few hundred in stock.
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 10249	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:07:00 - [13] - Quote Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 1867	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:07:00 - [14] - Quote Sure. Just, uh, follow me into my basement. That is where I keep my isk. No, really. The REAL Internet King
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 10533	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:08:00 - [15] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! "You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength." -Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 10252	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:09:00 - [16] - Quote One Eyed King wrote: Sure. Just, uh, follow me into my basement. That is where I keep my isk. No, really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Eko Sol Strange Playings 462	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:10:00 - [17] - Quote Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? haha, I remember you. You killed a couple of people and sent some junk email to us. Look, if you aren't sending a GG then don't send anything if you don't know the person. It's a dck move on your part. Plus you can't sell stuff in this game. PSN is "Ekopalm" I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke...
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 10252	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:10:00 - [18] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 10535	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:12:00 - [19] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. "You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength." -Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
Velociraptor antirrhopus Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 171	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:14:00 - [20] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. You guys are crazy. Who the hell opens the door to sell you something from inside the door? My thoughts on Hotfix Alpha: First I noticed a scout running from my AR. Then a heavy. Then a COMBAT RIFLE USER. CCP +1
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 10253	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:16:00 - [21] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. Materializes Gallente Assault suit with Duvolle Stop calling me a civilian Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 1869	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:19:00 - [22] - Quote Velociraptor antirrhopus wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. You guys are crazy. Who the hell opens the door to sell you something from inside the door? People who work in a red light district. The REAL Internet King
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 10535	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:31:00 - [23] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. Materializes Gallente Assault suit with Duvolle Stop calling me a civilian Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way "You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength." -Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon*
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 10253	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:33:00 - [24] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way AMARR ***! Uses his feline reflexes to stay on his feet* Jumps over Adamance GALLENTE ***** Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Gelan Corbaine Gladiators Vanguard 450	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:38:00 - [25] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? No job is worth doing if you don't get paid in the end .
Cat Merc Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 10254	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:40:00 - [26] - Quote Gelan Corbaine wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands! Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
Eko Sol Strange Playings 463	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:43:00 - [27] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Gelan Corbaine wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands! The ion pistol one shots almost all cal fits when charged. I don't know why but it should only do like 300 points of damage max against shields but I have taken over 700 somehow.. Even the ones with some armor will die in one charge shot. I will always remember that during the sidearm event I used a basic ion pistol and one shotted someone from 31 meters. Just random luck. PSN is "Ekopalm" I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke...
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 10535	Posted - 2014.06.10 00:13:00 - [28] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way AMARR ***! Uses his feline reflexes to stay on his feet* Jumps over Adamance GALLENTE ***** * Adamance leans back against the door frame ((This is my expert slave catching technique also applicable to cats of various sizes)) "You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength." -Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p 363	Posted - 2014.06.10 00:14:00 - [29] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: Um... well, I... do you have any Girl scout cookies instead? Are they made with REAL girl scouts? Kills-Archduke Ferdinand Balance!
Yoma Carrim Last VenDetta. Dark Taboo 568	Posted - 2014.06.10 00:54:00 - [30] - Quote Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? hmmm do they come in Ishukone Gold or Kaalakiota red? I'm not really feeling the.. looks left and sees True and Cat Merc fighting next door >.> and that is why we aren't aloud out of the door in station. Oh Heck
Yoma Carrim Last VenDetta. Dark Taboo 568	Posted - 2014.06.10 01:05:00 - [31] - Quote Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Um... well, I... do you have any Girl scout cookies instead? Are they made with REAL girl scouts? No there made with that girl scout supplement... ...You know the white crystaly stuff... ....I think it's called sugar Oh Heck
Scheneighnay McBob The Last of DusT. General Tso's Alliance 5204	Posted - 2014.06.10 01:47:00 - [32] - Quote Sir Dukey wrote: Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? I don't buy stuff from women... Especially women with male avatars péñpâ¦pé+pâìpââpâêpü«tÄïµºÿpüïpéÅpüäpüä pé¦pâ+pé¦pâ½pâäpâ¬pâ¦pé¦pâ¼pâ+pâêpü»sñ¬S+ïpéè
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 10542	Posted - 2014.06.10 01:49:00 - [33] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: Sir Dukey wrote: Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? I don't buy stuff from women... Especially women with male avatars MMORPG Many Men Online Role Playing Girls........ "You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength." -Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
LUGMOS YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE 505	Posted - 2014.06.10 02:45:00 - [34] - Quote Eko Sol wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Gelan Corbaine wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands! The ion pistol one shots almost all cal fits when charged. I don't know why but it should only do like 300 points of damage max against shields but I have taken over 700 somehow.. Even the ones with some armor will die in one charge shot. I will always remember that during the sidearm event I used a basic ion pistol and one shotted someone from 31 meters. Just random luck. 31 meters you say... Well I say BS Quafe A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does, So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
Eko Sol Strange Playings 469	Posted - 2014.06.10 02:50:00 - [35] - Quote LUGMOS wrote: Eko Sol wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Gelan Corbaine wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands! The ion pistol one shots almost all cal fits when charged. I don't know why but it should only do like 300 points of damage max against shields but I have taken over 700 somehow.. Even the ones with some armor will die in one charge shot. I will always remember that during the sidearm event I used a basic ion pistol and one shotted someone from 31 meters. Just random luck. 31 meters you say... Well I say BS I swear to you, it was a freak accident. I didn't even know it can shoot that far when I did. Again, I was just trolling with the sidearms when that sidearm event happened. PSN is "Ekopalm" I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke...
LUGMOS YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE 505	Posted - 2014.06.10 02:51:00 - [36] - Quote Interesting... I didn't know it could shoot that far either. Quafe A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does, So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
Jillic Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors 257	Posted - 2014.06.10 04:19:00 - [37] - Quote It can, a buddy and I tested it in FW. It goes out to exactly 35 meters and then just disappears. It was pretty funny watching the bolt head straight for my face and do nothing at 35.1. Caldari Girls Do It Better. Keikaku I am everyones Alt.
Espartoi Orkz Clan 244	Posted - 2014.06.10 04:44:00 - [38] - Quote Velociraptor antirrhopus wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: True Adamance wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Charges Ion Pistol You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. You guys are crazy. Who the hell opens the door to sell you something from inside the door? The Bolt Pistol Saleswoman Shoot, Smash, Stomp. One must never go full Hodor.
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 15411	Posted - 2014.06.10 04:55:00 - [39] - Quote But but but... You can use it on a fox, use it in a box. You can use it in the air you can use its electromagnetism to do your hair! It bops it beeps and if you charge it up right it makes that cute little squeek. Buy a bolt pistol today; It is such a wonderful way to tell your enemies hay. CPM 0 Secretary Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist \\= Advanced Gallente Logistics =// Unlocked
Espartoi Orkz Clan 244	Posted - 2014.06.10 04:58:00 - [40] - Quote Is better a Flaylock. Shoot, Smash, Stomp. One must never go full Hodor.
Sidearm Salesgirl Intara Direct Action Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.06.11 02:18:00 - [41] - Quote Oh, hey guys! The Bolt Pistol Saleswoman and the Bolt Pistol Salesman were fired and promptly liquidated the other day. Now knowing that... Would you like to buy an Ion Pistol? Or maybe even a Magsec?
Sidearm Salesgirl Intara Direct Action Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.06.11 02:23:00 - [42] - Quote Eko Sol wrote: Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote: Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? haha, I remember you. You killed a couple of people and sent some junk email to us. Look, if you aren't sending a GG then don't send anything if you don't know the person. It's a dck move on your part. Plus you can't sell stuff in this game. Actually, the Salesman sent the junk mail. He was kind of a dick. Yes, we know that. The Bolt Pistol salespeople were only meant to demonstrate the many practical uses of the Bolt Pistol. When management found out that they were sending junk mail they were... reprimanded... with a Bolt Pistol. Would you like to buy a Bolt Pistol?

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