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Bolt Pistol Saleswoman
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.09 20:33:00 -
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Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
360
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Posted - 2014.06.09 20:38:00 -
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Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol?
*Slams door shut* |
Sir Dukey
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
1001
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Posted - 2014.06.09 20:42:00 -
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Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol?
I don't buy stuff from women... |
Chimichanga66605
Vader's Taco Shack
154
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Posted - 2014.06.09 20:50:00 -
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*Points ACR at your face*
Get off my lawn (in a grinding voice)
Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist
"Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Doctor Day
Glitched Connection
300
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Posted - 2014.06.09 20:55:00 -
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Does it vibrate?? |
PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
1663
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Posted - 2014.06.09 21:13:00 -
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Have one.
*Shows SR-25 Bolt Pistol in Holster*
PSN Sil4nt Chaozz
Autistic Mechanic & Engineer, Matari in Dust & out
Scrambler Pistol and Scout Devotee
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
14325
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Posted - 2014.06.09 21:17:00 -
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You don't look like a woman to me... 
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
498
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Posted - 2014.06.09 21:20:00 -
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My Nova Knives tell me not to talk to people like you...
/pets Ishukhones
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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PLAYSTTION
GamersForChrist
164
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Posted - 2014.06.09 21:42:00 -
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Would you like to bu.......*detonates REs on the doorstep*...Thank you come again.
44/4 in a BPO Scout (1.8) 40/5 in a Proto Assault (1.7)
Open Beta Vet 23mil sp
R.I.P Dust 514
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Crimson ShieId
Psygod9
509
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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:03:00 -
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Um... well, I... do you have any Girl scout cookies instead?
Nova Knives are magic~
-Inserts knife into nearest merc's spinal column-
And now, so are you! Bask in the magics!
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
367
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:00:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Have one.
*Shows SR-25 Bolt Pistol in Holster*
I got the Better model *Shows Kaalakiota Bolt pistol*
Yep got her about 3 days after she was released. Got her with the Proficiencies and all that good stuff. |
LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
2699
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:06:00 -
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I already have a few hundred in stock. |
Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10249
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:07:00 -
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*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
1867
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:07:00 -
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Sure. Just, uh, follow me into my basement. That is where I keep my isk.
No, really.
The REAL Internet King
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10533
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:08:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance.
You............. shall not ..................PASS!
"You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength."
-Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10252
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:09:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Sure. Just, uh, follow me into my basement. That is where I keep my isk.
No, really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Eko Sol
Strange Playings
462
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:10:00 -
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Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol?
haha, I remember you. You killed a couple of people and sent some junk email to us. Look, if you aren't sending a GG then don't send anything if you don't know the person. It's a dck move on your part.
Plus you can't sell stuff in this game.
PSN is "Ekopalm"
I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games
Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke...
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10252
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:10:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS!
But...
But...
My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :<
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10535
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:12:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :<
No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door!
Go back to your yarn civilian.
"You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength."
-Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
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Velociraptor antirrhopus
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
171
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:14:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian.
You guys are crazy.
Who the hell opens the door to sell you something from inside the door?
My thoughts on Hotfix Alpha: First I noticed a scout running from my AR. Then a heavy. Then a COMBAT RIFLE USER. CCP +1
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10253
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:16:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian.
*Materializes Gallente Assault suit with Duvolle*
Stop calling me a civilian 
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
1869
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:19:00 -
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Velociraptor antirrhopus wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. You guys are crazy. Who the hell opens the door to sell you something from inside the door?
People who work in a red light district.
The REAL Internet King
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10535
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:31:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. *Materializes Gallente Assault suit with Duvolle* Stop calling me a civilian
*Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way
"You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength."
-Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10253
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:33:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:
*Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way
AMARR *****!
*Uses his feline reflexes to stay on his feet*
*Jumps over Adamance*
GALLENTE *****
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Gelan Corbaine
Gladiators Vanguard
450
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:38:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ?
No job is worth doing if you don't get paid in the end .
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10254
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:40:00 -
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Gelan Corbaine wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ?
Hey!
I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol!
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After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor...
But still!
Point stands!
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Eko Sol
Strange Playings
463
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Posted - 2014.06.09 23:43:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Gelan Corbaine wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands!
The ion pistol one shots almost all cal fits when charged. I don't know why but it should only do like 300 points of damage max against shields but I have taken over 700 somehow.. Even the ones with some armor will die in one charge shot. I will always remember that during the sidearm event I used a basic ion pistol and one shotted someone from 31 meters. Just random luck.
PSN is "Ekopalm"
I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games
Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke...
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10535
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Posted - 2014.06.10 00:13:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:
*Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way
AMARR *****!
*Uses his feline reflexes to stay on his feet* *Jumps over Adamance* GALLENTE *****
* Adamance leans back against the door frame
((This is my expert slave catching technique also applicable to cats of various sizes))
"You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength."
-Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
363
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Posted - 2014.06.10 00:14:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:Um... well, I... do you have any Girl scout cookies instead?
Are they made with REAL girl scouts?
Kills-Archduke Ferdinand
Balance!
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Yoma Carrim
Last VenDetta.
Dark Taboo
568
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Posted - 2014.06.10 00:54:00 -
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Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol?
hmmm do they come in Ishukone Gold or Kaalakiota red? I'm not really feeling the..
*looks left and sees True and Cat Merc fighting next door*
>.> and that is why we aren't aloud out of the door in station.
Oh Heck
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