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        |  Cat Merc
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
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      | Posted - 2014.06.09 23:07:00 -
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 *Charges Ion Pistol*
 You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
 
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        |  Cat Merc
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
 10252
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.06.09 23:09:00 -
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 One Eyed King wrote:Sure. Just, uh, follow me into my basement. That is where I keep my isk.
 No, really.
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
 
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        |  Cat Merc
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
 10252
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.06.09 23:10:00 -
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 True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
 Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But...
 But...
 My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :<
 
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        |  Cat Merc
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
 10253
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.06.09 23:16:00 -
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 True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
 Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. *Materializes Gallente Assault suit with Duvolle*
 Stop calling me a civilian
  
 Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC | 
      
      
        |  Cat Merc
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
 10253
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.06.09 23:33:00 -
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 True Adamance wrote:*Belly Bumps Catmerc out of the way
 
 AMARR *****!
 
 *Uses his feline reflexes to stay on his feet*
 *Jumps over Adamance*
 
 GALLENTE *****
 
 Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC | 
      
      
        |  Cat Merc
 Onslaught Inc
 RISE of LEGION
 
 10254
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.06.09 23:40:00 -
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 Gelan Corbaine wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*You have 5 seconds to get away from the door
 And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ?  Hey!
 I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol!
 ...
 After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor...
 
 
 But still!
 Point stands!
 
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