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Yoma Carrim
Last VenDetta.
Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2014.06.10 01:05:00 -
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:Um... well, I... do you have any Girl scout cookies instead? Are they made with REAL girl scouts?
No there made with that girl scout supplement...
...You know the white crystaly stuff...
....I think it's called sugar
Oh Heck
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Scheneighnay McBob
The Last of DusT.
General Tso's Alliance
5204
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Posted - 2014.06.10 01:47:00 -
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Sir Dukey wrote:Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? I don't buy stuff from women...
Especially women with male avatars
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10542
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Posted - 2014.06.10 01:49:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Sir Dukey wrote:Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? I don't buy stuff from women... Especially women with male avatars
MMORPG
Many Men Online Role Playing Girls........
"You are weak Ouryon....weakness serves not the Empire. I shall teach you strength."
-Yurius of the Brutor to Ouryon
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
505
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Posted - 2014.06.10 02:45:00 -
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Eko Sol wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Gelan Corbaine wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ?  Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands! The ion pistol one shots almost all cal fits when charged. I don't know why but it should only do like 300 points of damage max against shields but I have taken over 700 somehow.. Even the ones with some armor will die in one charge shot. I will always remember that during the sidearm event I used a basic ion pistol and one shotted someone from 31 meters. Just random luck.
31 meters you say...
Well I say BS
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Eko Sol
Strange Playings
469
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Posted - 2014.06.10 02:50:00 -
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LUGMOS wrote:Eko Sol wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Gelan Corbaine wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door And then what ? You'll tickle em to death ? Hey! I have killed a Cal Logi with that pistol! ... After firing what's left of my AR ammo and dropping it to half armor... But still! Point stands! The ion pistol one shots almost all cal fits when charged. I don't know why but it should only do like 300 points of damage max against shields but I have taken over 700 somehow.. Even the ones with some armor will die in one charge shot. I will always remember that during the sidearm event I used a basic ion pistol and one shotted someone from 31 meters. Just random luck. 31 meters you say... Well I say BS
I swear to you, it was a freak accident. I didn't even know it can shoot that far when I did. Again, I was just trolling with the sidearms when that sidearm event happened.
PSN is "Ekopalm"
I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games
Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke...
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
505
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Posted - 2014.06.10 02:51:00 -
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Interesting...
I didn't know it could shoot that far either.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
257
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Posted - 2014.06.10 04:19:00 -
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It can, a buddy and I tested it in FW. It goes out to exactly 35 meters and then just disappears. It was pretty funny watching the bolt head straight for my face and do nothing at 35.1.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
Keikaku
I am everyones Alt.
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Espartoi
Orkz Clan
244
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Posted - 2014.06.10 04:44:00 -
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Velociraptor antirrhopus wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cat Merc wrote:*Charges Ion Pistol*
You have 5 seconds to get away from the door Stand down Civilian. This door is guarded by the Left Door Guard Aero Yassavi and Right Door Guard True Adamance. You............. shall not ..................PASS! But... But... My Ion Pistol wants to feast on Caldari blood :< No one knows what is beyond the door...some suspect a parallel dimension where there is no feasting lies beyond The Door! Go back to your yarn civilian. You guys are crazy. Who the hell opens the door to sell you something from inside the door?
The Bolt Pistol Saleswoman
Shoot, Smash, Stomp.
One must never go full Hodor.
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
15411
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Posted - 2014.06.10 04:55:00 -
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But but but...
You can use it on a fox, use it in a box. You can use it in the air you can use its electromagnetism to do your hair!
It bops it beeps and if you charge it up right it makes that cute little squeek.
Buy a bolt pistol today; It is such a wonderful way to tell your enemies hay.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Gallente Logistics =// Unlocked
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Espartoi
Orkz Clan
244
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Posted - 2014.06.10 04:58:00 -
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Is better a Flaylock.
Shoot, Smash, Stomp.
One must never go full Hodor.
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Sidearm Salesgirl
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.11 02:18:00 -
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Oh, hey guys! The Bolt Pistol Saleswoman and the Bolt Pistol Salesman were fired and promptly liquidated the other day.
Now knowing that...
Would you like to buy an Ion Pistol? Or maybe even a Magsec? |
Sidearm Salesgirl
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.11 02:23:00 -
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Eko Sol wrote:Bolt Pistol Saleswoman wrote:Like to buy a Bolt Pistol? haha, I remember you. You killed a couple of people and sent some junk email to us. Look, if you aren't sending a GG then don't send anything if you don't know the person. It's a dck move on your part. Plus you can't sell stuff in this game.
Actually, the Salesman sent the junk mail. He was kind of a dick.
Yes, we know that. The Bolt Pistol salespeople were only meant to demonstrate the many practical uses of the Bolt Pistol. When management found out that they were sending junk mail they were... reprimanded... with a Bolt Pistol.
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