I'm too slow! It's all those armour plates.

Hi, I'm the recruitment manager, I see your application but its missing the 5,000,000 ISK entrance fee. (The entrance fee is a deposit kept by the corporation for one week to make sure you don't hop within that week, if you do we keep the ISK, if you hold on for one week you are given the ISK back)

I'd have to see the ISK in my wallet before I would be allowed to transfer your application, please don't let this throw you off, we'd like to keep FA's reputation as a 'Non-corp Hopper' haven intact.

Once the transfer of the ISK is complete we will run your application through.

Bullshit. Litterally every guy in that corp is there because of the bandwagon effect. And now one more coorp hopper from dark legion is coming in.

As much as I respect your enthusiasm, and I'm sure you are serious about joining, I can't make an exception. Everyone has to pay this fee, not only does it make sure you won't leave prematurely, it also shows us you have enough ISK to use in PC battles.

It doesn't take long to make up the ISK, I won't dePete your app, once you have enough please notify me.

Duplicate post pls ignore

Please accept, i swear to god i will not hop

As much as I respect your enthusiasm, and I'm sure you are serious about joining, I can't make an exception. Everyone has to pay this fee, not only does it make sure you won't leave prematurely, it also shows us you have enough ISK to use in PC battles.

It doesn't take long to make up the ISK, I won't dePete your app, once you have enough please notify me.

Proves my point even more.

I'm just going by your corp tags as I can't be bothered to look up your corp history.
Also this

Okay, due to you having less SP and are clearly enthusiastic about joining I can lower the price to 3mil, send that to my account and I'll accept you as soon as I log on later tonight.

I can't go that low unfortunately, the deposit needs to be high enough so you lose out if you leave. Once you send the 3mil I will accept you and we will try to help you fund your dropship usage.

K ill pay you on monday

K ill pay you on monday

Okay I'll accept your app once I receive the ISK on Monday, thank you for your cooperation.

Will you promice to pay back

Of course! After you stay one week you'll receive both a weekly paycheck and your deposit will be returned. Of course throughout the week you will also receive funding to restock for PC battles.

I normally wouldn't interfere in Knights trolling, but do you seriously believe that paying an entry fee will get you in FA? I got in without having to pay a dime, and the only reason I'm stopping knight from robbing you blind is because I'd feel a little bad.

It takes a lot more than saying please over and over and trying to guilt trip someone into letting you into a corp. Show you have skill, and that you'll remain loyal, if you can prove useful you could actually get in a good corp.

Besides, wasn't your dream corp OH?

Not anymore

Okay, due to you having less SP and are clearly enthusiastic about joining I can lower the price to 3mil, send that to my account and I'll accept you as soon as I log on later tonight.

Fatal Absolution are looking to expand our corp for PC operations.


Hey look, another corp recruitment thread. WhoGÇÖs this corp?

WeGÇÖre a corp created to satisfy the whims of our space commie overlord top toilet scrubber Princess Zatata! We frequent activity, a snazzy corp name, and most importantly compete regularly and competitively in Planetary Conquest.
Our purpose is PC GÇô weGÇÖre here to play PC, whether it be merc work/ringing or holding our own land.

Why join us?

You get to be an elitist wanker supreme dustlord who gets to fight in lots of PC matches for land in a bijou game. You also get paid space monies - PC is a lucrative venture, and each match you play will generally get you at least a couple mil.
You gain access to our forum warrior department, able to completely derail any thread you may dislike on a whim.
There are good squadding opportunities at most times of day, regardless of timezone. Really, the only quiet time is downtime.
0% tax, because weGÇÖre too bourgeois to bother with such things.


The ideal reason we want you to want to join is because you crave competitive fights. ISK and personal glory are cool, but love for the fight and the game should ideally be your primary motivators. We hope that in coming here you also develop corp and team cohesion as we learn and succeed together.

Here's our generic list of check-offs that are all negotiable:

• PC competitive fitting (proto weapon/suit and, unless you're a heavy, proto links)
• A sense of humour GÇô games are for fun, after all
• Microphone/headset + comms able (the ability to get on comms is a must, even if you donGÇÖt want to talk)
• Ability to get on well with people
• Immediate realization that Princess Zatata carries us all (even when orbitalling friendlies)

The intangibles we really care about is aptitude for shooting nerds, good teamwork, co-operation, and ambition to succeed at the competitive levels. ThereGÇÖs very little room for douchebaggery, but we can make an exception if your mic is turned off.

There are no hard KDR requirements. This is because we donGÇÖt believe that KDR is a good assessment of skill, only a guideline. You do need to have good combat aptitude, but KDR is only a guideline of that.

If youGÇÖre interested, get in touch and youGÇÖll get invited to our channel and weGÇÖll run a few matches with you so you can see if weGÇÖre a good fit for you.

Derrith never had to pay because he was a friend and was known in PC due to his DS skills, so we knwe he would he loyal to our cause.

As far as I know you don't personally know anyone in FA nor do you have a claim to fame in PC, I could be wrong.

That is why you need to pay a deposit.

Derrith never had to pay because he was a friend and was known in PC due to his DS skills, so we knwe he would he loyal to our cause.

As far as I know you don't personally know anyone in FA nor do you have a claim to fame in PC, I could be wrong.

That is why you need to pay a deposit.

Talking about paychecks already?

Paychecks only go to A-Team brah.

Saying you're a stomper isn't really going to help you, a more specific layout of what you can do would help. But even then you've already made yourself look bad when you tried applying to OH, went to IH, got kicked from IH, and went back to the corp you dumped for IH and are now applying to FA while still in that corp. You don't exactly sound loyal to me.

Besides, SP count isn't a huge deal in FA, we have a guy with only 16 mil, about a third of my own, give or take. And he's mopped the floor with people I wouldn't fight unless I"m in Laira (my ADS), but I'm kind of a scrub on the ground, so that's a given.

*blushes* That's so sweet, okay you can troll him.

I don't corp hop. I corp hump.

All gud ads pilots have gun game on ground.

Way harder aiming the turret than aiming a rifle

Just send in the app bro.

If you're still interested in joining, yes.

i dont trust you

Why would you say that when you're trying to join?

Why would you say that when you're trying to join?

Why would you say that when you're trying to join?

Stop with the please and prove it dude. That's the only way to get in. BTW I'm on dust right now.

Edit: I'm no longer a director.

How can your dream corp be FA when yesterday you message me wanting to join NS

You declined me, but if i could get into any corp it would be NS

So your "dream corp" is FA, but you'd ditch us in a second for NS if you got the chance?

Get. Out.

Confirming you are a master troll.

Troll or not, he certainly kept our recruitment thread at the top of the list.

/o/

are you ******* serious?

Now you love them after how many other corps you tried to join?

Well I'm done. I really hope this guy doesn't join our corp...

That doesn't make it any better.

Bro you are like a lost puppy thats been kicked too many times but keeps coming back to it's "master" because it has nowhere to go!

Stay in Dark legion( Their a good corp) Or...Find a group of guys you enjoy playing with and join their corp.

FA has established A-C teams. They are trolling you because they know you won't fit in good (even with their C team.)

Derrith gave you a shot (Not sure if you took it)

EDIT: Cant resist this pokemon joke.

Princcess Zatata used hypnosis
Roblox is now under your control
Roblox hurt himself in confusion.

^^^ Sorry not sorry but, SO Lolzzzz ^^^

Can confirm. I am indeed Mr. Machine Guns. This is FA's best kept secret, but now I see it is the time for the public to become aware of this.

I love cake.

And you're expecting what for your birthday?

Well some people don't like being insulted. May want to think about that.

past tense, was. And we still don't like being insulted.

we still don't want you. Bye now.

Are you illiterate?

ill be back to dust after i max out destiny, i guess i found my 2 favorite games, and why is roblox still spamming our thread?
@Roblox, just squad w some of us or something, the more u bother us the more likely ull be trolled.

*silence*

it'd be more useful to look at your post history

I made one today actually since we had a lot of people ask about one and Kaisar wanted to troll prospects.

It's

Don't be a **** or overly annoying or I'll remove you.


More like noob spacman. If that is your real name.