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Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 4467	Posted - 2014.04.20 22:55:00 - [1] - Quote Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Henrietta Unknown Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 148	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:04:00 - [2] - Quote Just wow. At least they're not faceless.
Roxas Shin Hikaru 43	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:05:00 - [3] - Quote Or, you know, the lesson could be: "Be careful towards trusting anyone in New Eden." That works too. "I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
Louis Domi Pradox One Proficiency V. 215	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:07:00 - [4] - Quote That poor thirsty fool... He's out a million and all he has is his late night buddy, Brenda... Brenda is his hand
Hecarim Van Hohen Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn 1107	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:27:00 - [5] - Quote Louis Domi wrote: That poor thirsty fool... He's out a million and all he has is his late night buddy, Brenda... Brenda is his hand Plot twist Brenda cheats on him "Now I am become Dev, the locker of threads." -CCP Logibro t¢«
Roxas Shin Hikaru 44	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:29:00 - [6] - Quote Hecarim Van Hohen wrote: Louis Domi wrote: That poor thirsty fool... He's out a million and all he has is his late night buddy, Brenda... Brenda is his hand Plot twist Brenda cheats on him Double plot twist Brenda cheats on him with her long lost brother, TurntSNACO "I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
General John Ripper 20281	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:31:00 - [7] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
General John Ripper 20281	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:33:00 - [8] - Quote begins to send aisha ctarl love letters Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
yep derrith again Shining Flame Amarr Empire 212	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:35:00 - [9] - Quote I need to make a girl account ASAP! Official DNS alt The official panty monk of FA.
Roxas Shin Hikaru 44	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:36:00 - [10] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Great job, General. Guessing the wrong gender is the one thing you can't recover from, sir. "I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk

Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 3750	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:36:00 - [11] - Quote I have a female alt that I use to bait dicktards in Local on occasion. It's easy. Too easy. Young men, settle down. Trust me, their **** (all of it) get boring. Pace yourselves. I GÖú Kittens.
General John Ripper 20286	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:39:00 - [12] - Quote Roxas Shin Hikaru wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Great job, General. Guessing the wrong gender is the one thing you can't recover from, sir. True but then I just read Derriths posts and I start to feel better about it. At least I am not that guy. Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
I-Shayz-I I-----I 2987	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:41:00 - [13] - Quote I remember back when I thought Crazy Cat Lady was a man. Now I just get jealous at her logi skills whenever I see her on the enemy team I also used to think Frost Kitty was a girl I still think Frost Kitty is a girl Links: 7162 wp with a Repair Tool! I make logistics videos!
Roxas Shin Hikaru 45	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:42:00 - [14] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Roxas Shin Hikaru wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Great job, General. Guessing the wrong gender is the one thing you can't recover from, sir. True but then I just read Derriths posts and I start to feel better about it. At least I am not that guy. Hmmm. This is true. How do we know that SHE is a SHE? "I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
General John Ripper 20286	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:43:00 - [15] - Quote Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your taco is delicious. George Takie: Ohh My! Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 4475	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:49:00 - [16] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your taco is delicious. George Takie: Ohh My! Lmao! I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 718	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:54:00 - [17] - Quote A fool and his money are quickly parted. Congratz on the boobs, vagina, and the XX chromosomes. I thought you were a dude. We can pickle that.
Roxas Shin Hikaru 45	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:56:00 - [18] - Quote Congratz on the boobs, vagina, and the XX chromosomes. I thought you were a dude. [/quote] Yet another sentence I never thought I would hear from another human being. "I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 12513	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:56:00 - [19] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: A fool and his money are quickly parted. Congratz on the boobs, vagina, and the XX chromosomes. I thought you were a dude. He is, though. You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake. EUrobro
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4478	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:00:00 - [20] - Quote Nyah =^,.,^= I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.

General John Ripper 20299	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:08:00 - [21] - Quote looks down so um... kicks some dirt around Will you crush some minmatar scum in fw with me? yes or no, I am just glad my armor hides my blushing, nervousness Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
Darken-Sol BIG BAD W0LVES Canis Eliminatus Operatives 1269	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:32:00 - [22] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= You sold your vagina for isk then didn't skipped out. I hate malfunctioningwhores. Crush them
Awesome Pantaloons Lokapalas. 453	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:38:00 - [23] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Even I knew Aisha is legit. lol She's too awesome to be a guy. "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited." -The Code of Demeanor
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4480	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:44:00 - [24] - Quote Awesome Pantaloons wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Even I knew Aisha is legit. lol She's too awesome to be a guy. This. I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Royce Kronos Sanguis Defense Syndicate 149	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:51:00 - [25] - Quote Ahh, it's good to see the Internet working as intended. Whelp, back to 100+ hours of Nyan Cat. The future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty. SDSyn
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2922	Posted - 2014.04.21 01:25:00 - [26] - Quote I-Shayz-I wrote: I remember back when I thought Crazy Cat Lady was a man. Now I just get jealous at her logi skills whenever I see her on the enemy team I also used to think Frost Kitty was a girl I still think Frost Kitty is a girl Yea those kitty faces are quite misleading... Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2922	Posted - 2014.04.21 01:26:00 - [27] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Awesome Pantaloons wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Even I knew Aisha is legit. lol She's too awesome to be a guy. This. cough bullshit... I've heard your tone voice. Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
Stupid Blueberry Nova Corps Marines Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 136	Posted - 2014.04.21 01:59:00 - [28] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= I deny all accusations.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 9604	Posted - 2014.04.21 02:09:00 - [29] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= If only he knew what you were really like..... "Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!" -Dagger Two
nukel head Knights of No Republic 108	Posted - 2014.04.21 02:10:00 - [30] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= That's not blueberry, that's just dumb guy. At least you taught him an important lesson about women.

Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4482	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:04:00 - [31] - Quote I nominate myself to be THE official catgirl of these DUST 514 Forums. I will teach life lessons to those poor mercs on how to treat women, and that New Eden is a harsh mistress. I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
General John Ripper 20309	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:05:00 - [32] - Quote Heart breaker nominated. Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
Duran Lex Fraternity of St. Venefice Amarr Empire 742	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:16:00 - [33] - Quote Sounds to me like he had 2 blueberries.... Har har
Criteria Shipment Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 830	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:23:00 - [34] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people. Goodbye, world! (püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4484	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:25:00 - [35] - Quote Duran Lex wrote: Sounds to me like he had 2 blueberries.... Har har Buh dum tshh I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
General John Ripper 20313	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:26:00 - [36] - Quote Criteria Shipment wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people. this Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
N1ck Comeau Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 2507	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:27:00 - [37] - Quote Why don't those men watch ** like all normal people should. If you run cloak and shotgun, you're a scrub Don't brick tank that scout, come on, get good. Proud member of RND**
Criteria Shipment Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 830	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:30:00 - [38] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Criteria Shipment wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell. So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits." Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun. I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype. Message: ISK SENT checks my wallet 100K added I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes." "Oh my bad"....ISK SENT checks le wallet 1 mil added Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more.... Lessons to be learned from this 1) Blueberries are stupid 2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs! =^.^= Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people. this MUST...CLEAR...HISTORY...AND...CACHE. Goodbye, world! (püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4487	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:20:00 - [39] - Quote no one is sharing their stories D: I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
General John Ripper 20321	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:26:00 - [40] - Quote How I feel when ccp nerfs one of my guns Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.

Henrietta Unknown Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai 148	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:36:00 - [41] - Quote Well... A blueberry HMG'ed my squad for fun 'cuz he thought it was pubs. It was FW.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2411	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:41:00 - [42] - Quote Kinda thirsty, too. pours glass with water calls girlfriend
Seymor Krelborn L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 2017	Posted - 2014.04.21 04:48:00 - [43] - Quote congratulations on giving a nudge to women everywhere back to the 1940s.... this game makes me sad....
Zahle Undt Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn 1402	Posted - 2014.04.21 05:01:00 - [44] - Quote I usually am the stupid blueberry Their was this one time when I and other BCG members got hatemail from some kid because we were stomp using protogear because of our OP Exile ARs and Covenant suits. That guy had to be a newbberry even. No one has hit on my alt whose female (because technically she's the wife's character). But seriously who pays even fake money in the hopes that some woman will cyber with them or Skype their boobs to them? The internet was built for the sole purpose of young men being able to see as many naked women as humanly possible, some of them doing stuff that probably shouldn't be humanly possible. Most tankers are like sand people. They frighten easily, but will quickly return...and in greater numbers.
Aria Gomes R 0 N 1 N 391	Posted - 2014.04.21 06:49:00 - [45] - Quote They out here dying of thirst.
Aria Gomes R 0 N 1 N 391	Posted - 2014.04.21 06:53:00 - [46] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: no one is sharing their stories D: I always get asked if I'm a 12 year old boy! According to Shotty I'm a 12 year old welsh boy.
Operative 2511 Dajli True Companion Planetary Requisitions 43	Posted - 2014.04.21 08:26:00 - [47] - Quote Mintchip is that you? A SERENADE Lol, the ban hammer got me!


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