Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell.

So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits."

Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun.

I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype.

Message: ISK SENT

*checks my wallet* 100K added

I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes."

"Oh my bad"....ISK SENT

*checks le wallet* 1 mil added

Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more....

Lessons to be learned from this

1) Blueberries are stupid
2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know

Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs!

=^.^=

Great job, General.

Guessing the wrong gender is the one thing you can't recover from, sir.

Wow. Sad. I think we have websites that prove "beneficial" for those kinds of people.